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insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead asked:

Your oc is going with your friends to a band but they never show you didn't even know the band you were about to leave when you saw a backstage past you decide to go check it out back stage you bump into a stallion you noticed he was the lead singer

i-darkstar-x answered:

Gelirein jumped a bit, backing up and apologizing quickly. She was wearing her normal leather and steel uniform/armor. Under that was a pure black latex catsuit (( The rubber body suit, not a costume. XD)) that fit skin-tight. She had her walking cane under one hoof, and her officer’s hat, which she had made when she got her head stuck in a 3D printer, was on her head. Her bright blue eyes carried an odd warm calculating gaze. Her mane and tail were long pure blond, the former done up in a ponytail. Her coat was an odd pale-bright tannish color. She spoke with an accent, a dialect that he had never heard. ((German)) “My apologies, curiosity got the better of me.”

[insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead]

No its fine my fault I need to start paying attention where I’m going I’m Toxic Mic * he was brown with a neon green mane he picked up his iPod that he dropped and reached his hoof out to help you up

[i-darkstar-x]

Gelirein took it, nodding in thanks. Her grip seemed almost hesitant, but strong at the same time. “Technically I was not supposed to be back here, so it’s my fault.” Gelirein said, smiling a little. “Like walking across a street that has a green light.”

[insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead]

Yeah I guess *he smiled a stallion in a suit called him back* crap got to go hey can I see after the show

[i-darkstar-x]

Gelirein nodded. “OK. I suppose.” She said, smiling. Her tail slowly flicked back and forth in a rhythmic curving swish as she spoke and smiled.

[insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead]

Kk see after the show * he trotted to the steps

[i-darkstar-x]

Gelirein nodded, then turned and walked out of the backstage area, turning to return to the auditorium and finish watching the concert.

[insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead]

After the concert he walked out and found ypy * like the show

[i-darkstar-x]

“Very.” She said, nodding. “Very nice playing.” She complimented him, glanceing over her shoulder at her friend.

[insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead]

Thanks you drink

[i-darkstar-x]

“Sometimes, on special occasions.” She said, smiling knowingly at him.

[insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead]

Wanna get a drink

[i-darkstar-x]

“I’d love to.” She said, nodding.

[insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead]

Come on then I know a good place * he grabbed his coat

[i-darkstar-x]

She nodded again. “Great. Never actually been to a bar if you can believe it.” She said, shrugging a little.

[insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead]

Oh really * he lead the way

[i-darkstar-x]

“Yep. I just drink in my home, alone.” She said, following beside him. “Well, I actually can’t even do that, since the whole first floor is being remodeled.” She added with a small sigh.

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This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I’d pass this on!

[purelyawkward]

MONEY.

Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.

Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….

My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS

chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? 

brunetteinferno:

OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D

got to pay for stuff somehow so why not. 

forever reblog

haha I got money today!!! 

[doingthemost510]

Show me the moneyyyy!

[darklight1824]

MONEY MONEY MONEYYYYYY!

[gina-thecreator]

It’s actually quite funny, I reblogged a different post saying to reblog this stack of money and money will come to you or some shit, and literally 6 days later I won bingo at work for $300… Any correlation? Idk but I’ll reblog this anyways, tuition ain’t cheap! LOL

[anothergirl-withastory]

There is not a single month ever with 5 full weeks.

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open nsfw/sfw rp

• OM NOM NOM NOM
• ---
• *takes her over* but what were those bullet thingyS?
• ---
• *She cuddled his hoof, purring softly. Mezra shrugged.* "Nothing to worry yourself over, just growing expulsions. I got them all out either way." *he said.*
• ---
• ok *smiles and pets likikia
• ---
• "You can keep her if you like." *Mezra said, smiling.* "Realy?" *Likikia gasped, looking excited.*
• ---
• yes please! *Smiles happily* ill take good care of her!
• ---
• "I know you will." *Mezra said, patting Soarik's head. Likikia kept onto Soarik's head, burying her self in his mane and squealing happily.*
• ---
• *giggles* t-that ticckles!
• ---
• *Likikia giggled as well, and remained half submerged in his mane, purring softly as his scent and warmth enveloped her.*
• ---
• *giggles and sqeuaks* shes adowbs!
• ---
• *she purred, and nuzzled his head,using her wings to pull some his mane gently over her like a blanket.*
• ---
• *giggles* what does she eat?
• ---
• "pretty much any type of fuel. I've found bio-fuel is the most efficient." *Mezra said, then chuckled a bit, and explained.* "heh, sorry. Bio-fuel is a liquid that applies to any sort of mixture made of living objects, such as plants, or even just cells, water, and a little bit of oil to hold it together."
• ---
• sandwiches? *tilds hish ead
• ---
• "Well, yes, I suppose food counts as bio-fuel." *Mezra said with a chuckle.* "She has no stomach though, so she couldn't break down the food into something she could use."
• ---
• bio...bio...feul?
• ---
• "Liquid food, basically." *Mezra said.*
• ---
• ok? how does it look like
• ---
• "Well, it depends on the type of bio-fuel. The less effective form is a syrup-like green-brown, while the more efficient version is white, and typically sticky." *Mezra said.*
• ---
• *ok, so when do i feed her?
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• *taps chin.* "probably a few minutes after your own meals." *Likikia coos softly.*
• ---
• *nods and smiles* where do i find sayt biofuel?
• ---
• "It's manufactured naturally by nearly all male organisms. For ponies, it's in the testes, located in the scrotum." *Mezra said.*
• ---
• er... *looks confused
• ---
• *mezra sighed, nodding to himself.* "This part." *he said, standing up and pointing to his balls.*
• ---
• err... *Still looks confused* any other way?
• ---
• *mezra sat back down.* "Way of feeding her? Hmm... The food would have to pre-broken down."
• ---
• errr.... *sighs*
• ---
• "I'll go see if there's any fuel for her in storage." *Mezra said, standing up and walking out.*
• ---
• ok *he sits down waiting
• ---
• *Likikia murred a little, opening her eyes and yawning.* "Likikia love Soar'k..." ^She purred drowsily*
• ---
• daww <3
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• *Likikia stood up, and climbed down onto his shoulder, nuzzling his neck.*
• ---
• *smiles taking her off and nuzzling her giggling
• ---
• *she giggled too, and kissed his nose repeatedly.*
• ---
• t-that tickles! *smiles widely and pets her*
• ---
• "Nya~!" *she murred, nuzzling his hoof as he pet her.*
• ---
• dawww <3333 *smiles and kises her forehead huggling her
• ---
• *she smiled adoringly at him* "Soar'k...~" *she purred wistfully.*
• ---
• *giggles booping hee nose*
• ---
• *she booped his back, giggling.*
• ---
• nuuhhh *flails and lays fake dead on the flooR*
• ---
• *she giggled more and began to playfully not his ear.* "NOMMYNOMMNOMMY"
• ---
• t-that tickles!!! q-quiet it!! *he laughs and rolls around
• ---
• *she held on tightly, squealing happily as she was tossed about.* "I'm nute letting gu! : 3" *She giggled. Mezra peeked in, and smiled, seeing them*
• ---
• *squeals and tickles her*
• ---
• *she squealed again, letting go and wriggling about as he tickled her.* "No! No! Teeheehee!" *she giggled*
• ---
• *snickers and keeps tickling*
• ---
• *Mezra sat down, leaning back and watching them with a smile. Likikia kept squealing and giggling, trying to wriggle free of Soarik's grasp*
• ---

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RIDDLE OF THE WEEK

[ask-pegboard-nerds]

It puts on one article of clothing, and it’s completely naked.

It removes that piece of clothing, and it’s fully dressed.

What is it?

[i-darkstar-x]

A mannequin?

[I Darkstar X's Tumblr]

[tapiocadumpling]

marco is so done with life

rest in pieces marco

i’m half sorry

[articoasters]

Marco NOOOOOO- oh lol, half jokes

[i-darkstar-x]

Well this joke seems half-arsed.

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[forthefuns]

follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

[invenblocker]

Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

[pheenixwright]

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

[invenblocker]

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.

[pheenixwright]

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. 

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.

[invenblocker]

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

[pheenixwright]

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!

[randomthingieshere]

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

[dracophile]

[ask-creaturesoftheshadowlands]

HAH!

[buffalowingprincessdom]

OMG THIS IS FAB

[i-darkstar-x]

THE FREAKING BATTLE BETWEEN WRIGHT AND EDGEWORTH WAS GENIUS!

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open nsfw/sfw rp

• OM NOM NOM NOM
• ---
• *takes her over* but what were those bullet thingyS?
• ---
• *She cuddled his hoof, purring softly. Mezra shrugged.* "Nothing to worry yourself over, just growing expulsions. I got them all out either way." *he said.*
• ---
• ok *smiles and pets likikia
• ---
• "You can keep her if you like." *Mezra said, smiling.* "Realy?" *Likikia gasped, looking excited.*
• ---
• yes please! *Smiles happily* ill take good care of her!
• ---
• "I know you will." *Mezra said, patting Soarik's head. Likikia kept onto Soarik's head, burying her self in his mane and squealing happily.*
• ---
• *giggles* t-that ticckles!
• ---
• *Likikia giggled as well, and remained half submerged in his mane, purring softly as his scent and warmth enveloped her.*
• ---
• *giggles and sqeuaks* shes adowbs!
• ---
• *she purred, and nuzzled his head,using her wings to pull some his mane gently over her like a blanket.*
• ---
• *giggles* what does she eat?
• ---
• "pretty much any type of fuel. I've found bio-fuel is the most efficient." *Mezra said, then chuckled a bit, and explained.* "heh, sorry. Bio-fuel is a liquid that applies to any sort of mixture made of living objects, such as plants, or even just cells, water, and a little bit of oil to hold it together."
• ---
• sandwiches? *tilds hish ead
• ---
• "Well, yes, I suppose food counts as bio-fuel." *Mezra said with a chuckle.* "She has no stomach though, so she couldn't break down the food into something she could use."
• ---
• bio...bio...feul?
• ---
• "Liquid food, basically." *Mezra said.*
• ---
• ok? how does it look like
• ---
• "Well, it depends on the type of bio-fuel. The less effective form is a syrup-like green-brown, while the more efficient version is white, and typically sticky." *Mezra said.*
• ---
• *ok, so when do i feed her?
• ---
• *taps chin.* "probably a few minutes after your own meals." *Likikia coos softly.*
• ---
• *nods and smiles* where do i find sayt biofuel?
• ---
• "It's manufactured naturally by nearly all male organisms. For ponies, it's in the testes, located in the scrotum." *Mezra said.*
• ---
• er... *looks confused
• ---
• *mezra sighed, nodding to himself.* "This part." *he said, standing up and pointing to his balls.*
• ---
• err... *Still looks confused* any other way?
• ---
• *mezra sat back down.* "Way of feeding her? Hmm... The food would have to pre-broken down."
• ---
• errr.... *sighs*
• ---
• "I'll go see if there's any fuel for her in storage." *Mezra said, standing up and walking out.*
• ---
• ok *he sits down waiting
• ---
• *Likikia murred a little, opening her eyes and yawning.* "Likikia love Soar'k..." ^She purred drowsily*
• ---
• daww <3
• ---
• *Likikia stood up, and climbed down onto his shoulder, nuzzling his neck.*
• ---
• *smiles taking her off and nuzzling her giggling
• ---
• *she giggled too, and kissed his nose repeatedly.*
• ---
• t-that tickles! *smiles widely and pets her*
• ---
• "Nya~!" *she murred, nuzzling his hoof as he pet her.*
• ---
• dawww <3333 *smiles and kises her forehead huggling her
• ---
• *she smiled adoringly at him* "Soar'k...~" *she purred wistfully.*
• ---
• *giggles booping hee nose*
• ---
• *she booped his back, giggling.*
• ---
• nuuhhh *flails and lays fake dead on the flooR*
• ---
• *she giggled more and began to playfully not his ear.* "NOMMYNOMMNOMMY"
• ---
• t-that tickles!!! q-quiet it!! *he laughs and rolls around
• ---
• *she held on tightly, squealing happily as she was tossed about.* "I'm nute letting gu! : 3" *She giggled. Mezra peeked in, and smiled, seeing them*
• ---
• *squeals and tickles her*
• ---
• *she squealed again, letting go and wriggling about as he tickled her.* "No! No! Teeheehee!" *she giggled*
• ---

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open nsfw/sfw rp

• OM NOM NOM NOM
• ---
• *takes her over* but what were those bullet thingyS?
• ---
• *She cuddled his hoof, purring softly. Mezra shrugged.* "Nothing to worry yourself over, just growing expulsions. I got them all out either way." *he said.*
• ---
• ok *smiles and pets likikia
• ---
• "You can keep her if you like." *Mezra said, smiling.* "Realy?" *Likikia gasped, looking excited.*
• ---
• yes please! *Smiles happily* ill take good care of her!
• ---
• "I know you will." *Mezra said, patting Soarik's head. Likikia kept onto Soarik's head, burying her self in his mane and squealing happily.*
• ---
• *giggles* t-that ticckles!
• ---
• *Likikia giggled as well, and remained half submerged in his mane, purring softly as his scent and warmth enveloped her.*
• ---
• *giggles and sqeuaks* shes adowbs!
• ---
• *she purred, and nuzzled his head,using her wings to pull some his mane gently over her like a blanket.*
• ---
• *giggles* what does she eat?
• ---
• "pretty much any type of fuel. I've found bio-fuel is the most efficient." *Mezra said, then chuckled a bit, and explained.* "heh, sorry. Bio-fuel is a liquid that applies to any sort of mixture made of living objects, such as plants, or even just cells, water, and a little bit of oil to hold it together."
• ---
• sandwiches? *tilds hish ead
• ---
• "Well, yes, I suppose food counts as bio-fuel." *Mezra said with a chuckle.* "She has no stomach though, so she couldn't break down the food into something she could use."
• ---
• bio...bio...feul?
• ---
• "Liquid food, basically." *Mezra said.*
• ---
• ok? how does it look like
• ---
• "Well, it depends on the type of bio-fuel. The less effective form is a syrup-like green-brown, while the more efficient version is white, and typically sticky." *Mezra said.*
• ---
• *ok, so when do i feed her?
• ---
• *taps chin.* "probably a few minutes after your own meals." *Likikia coos softly.*
• ---
• *nods and smiles* where do i find sayt biofuel?
• ---
• "It's manufactured naturally by nearly all male organisms. For ponies, it's in the testes, located in the scrotum." *Mezra said.*
• ---
• er... *looks confused
• ---
• *mezra sighed, nodding to himself.* "This part." *he said, standing up and pointing to his balls.*
• ---
• err... *Still looks confused* any other way?
• ---
• *mezra sat back down.* "Way of feeding her? Hmm... The food would have to pre-broken down."
• ---
• errr.... *sighs*
• ---
• "I'll go see if there's any fuel for her in storage." *Mezra said, standing up and walking out.*
• ---
• ok *he sits down waiting
• ---
• *Likikia murred a little, opening her eyes and yawning.* "Likikia love Soar'k..." ^She purred drowsily*
• ---
• daww <3
• ---
• *Likikia stood up, and climbed down onto his shoulder, nuzzling his neck.*
• ---
• *smiles taking her off and nuzzling her giggling
• ---
• *she giggled too, and kissed his nose repeatedly.*
• ---
• t-that tickles! *smiles widely and pets her*
• ---
• "Nya~!" *she murred, nuzzling his hoof as he pet her.*
• ---
• dawww <3333 *smiles and kises her forehead huggling her
• ---
• *she smiled adoringly at him* "Soar'k...~" *she purred wistfully.*
• ---
• *giggles booping hee nose*
• ---
• *she booped his back, giggling.*
• ---
• nuuhhh *flails and lays fake dead on the flooR*
• ---
• *she giggled more and began to playfully not his ear.* "NOMMYNOMMNOMMY"
• ---
• t-that tickles!!! q-quiet it!! *he laughs and rolls around
• ---
• *she held on tightly, squealing happily as she was tossed about.* "I'm nute letting gu! : 3" *She giggled. Mezra peeked in, and smiled, seeing them*
• ---

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gfiberneh asked:

Sorry, Sorry for that. But can you assist do me a small job. I made a quiz game on personal Tumblr and I would be happy if you could try it. Just for a minute! Please? I want to know if it works. Hope you do this:)

Why do I keep getting these? I’m not important enough to be hacked! D:

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If your muse isn’t just hunting for the D and V, please reblog.

[the-darkinheritance]

I’m sick of getting dropped or ignored by some blogs just because my muse isn’t jumping and crawling all over them. There are things called enemies/platonic or just friends or whatever… And i’m annoyed… So if you could just reblog this so that I can have a bit of reassurance about this… It’d be very appreciated.