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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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luckyshirt:
“Dear licorice Jelly Bellys,
You are disgusting and you ruin everything.
Especially when you show up in a handful of your brothers in a dark movie theater.
Why do you exist? Who likes the taste of used tires and Windex?
You are the...
luckyshirt

Dear licorice Jelly Bellys,

You are disgusting and you ruin everything.

Especially when you show up in a handful of your brothers in a dark movie theater.

Why do you exist? Who likes the taste of used tires and Windex?

You are the sleeper cells of Jelly Bellys, and god is sorry he made you.

i-darkstar-x

I laughed way too hard.

jelly beans ANYTHING PLUS LICORICE IS LICRICE reblog i darkstar x
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askdweeby:
“Thank you so so much for 450+ followers guys!
I decided to do a little giveaway for you all!~
~RULES~
-You have to be following me, this is for my followers after all!
-MLP related ocs ONLY.
-Reblog for an entry, like for bookmarking. (do...
askdweeby

Thank you so so much for 450+ followers guys!

I decided to do a little giveaway for you all!~

~RULES~

-You have to be following me, this is for my followers after all!

-MLP related ocs ONLY.

-Reblog for an entry, like for bookmarking. (do both and you’ll have higher chances to win!)

-Don’t spam your followers with this! Reblog max. 3 times.

~PRIZES~

There will be 6 winners: 2 for 1st place, 2 for 2nd place and 2 for 3rd place.

1st place: A fully shaded and colored drawing of your pony! (with or without bg)

2nd place: A flat colored drawing of your pony! (with or without bg)

3rd place: An icon! (with or without bg)

The winners are going to be messaged, and will have 48 hours to submit their oc reference or  else their place will belong to someone else.

Deadline: 11th March

Good luck! ;v;

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i-darkstar-x

Does reblogging three times affect the chances askdweeby?

contest reblog i darkstar x
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The Teacher's Pet (Free Anthro RP)

  • (Your OC was running incredibly late for class for some reason. Their teacher was a bitch, but she was a fucking sexy bitch. She often wore her shoulder length mane in a bun, a black pencil mini skirt, a white button up shirt, and black high heels.)
  • Eruption: *She was writing an assignment on the board.*
  • Hapling: *scampered towards the door to his classroom, tripping over his long tail. His mane, tail, and neck-tuft are light gray, and his coat is pale blue, almost white, as do his antenna, which have purple tips. His eyes stand out, being bright pink. His moth wings have a white membrane, with red hollow triangles interlocking into a circle, with cyan dots in the center.* "Let's hope she doesn't kill me..." *He said as he opened the door as one normally would.* "I'm sorry Miss Eruption for being late. I have a legitimate excuse this time."
  • Eruption: Let's have it. *She finished writing the assignment.*
  • Hapling: *nods, sitting in his chair* "There was a gas leak from the stove at my house yesterday night, so my mother woke up everyone and quickly got us out before we suffocated. We had to wait in our car for the authorities arrived to repair it." *He said, looking directly at her eyes, to avoid looking 'elsewhere'.*
  • Eruption: Alright. I'm surprised you came to school in such situations. You are excused.
  • Hapling: *nodded* "Thank you Miss Eruption."
  • Eruption: *She sits down at her desk and began grading papers.*
  • Hapling: *looks at the assignment, wanting to get started.*
  • Eruption: *She grades papers and helps a few students until the bell rings, she dismisses the class.*
  • Hapling: *stands quickly, and helps one of his friends.* "We still on for movie night at my house? My mom's new electric stove she installed two days ago should pop the popcorn in record speed." *he said aloud to his friend, unaware of the fact Eruption heard him blatantly take apart the gas leak-excuse.*
  • Eruption: I doubt you'll enjoy popcorn with a "gas leak" and a call to your mother. *She pins him with her crimson gaze, crossing her arms*
  • Hapling: *sighs, realizing his mistake.* "Whoops..."
  • Eruption: *She drums her fingers on her arm as the other students file out of the classroom, a student shutting the door.* I don't appreciate being lied to, Hapling...I think that my lectures aren't really doing anything, so I think you need a punishment.. What that punishment is...I guess we can both decide what it'll be and each time you're late, you'll receive that punishment.
  • Hapling: *gulped, his antenna drooping a little.* "What is it? Detention?"
  • Eruption: While Detention was one of my ideas, you showing up late has caused more stressful work for me because I need to get the work you missed as well as work for anyone that's absent.. You could possibly make less work for me and get your grade up by getting on your knees under my desk and showing that your clever tongue can do more than make excuses~~ But you can easily opt for more work and still benefit, I'll simply be left to go find someone else to relieve me of my stress.
  • Hapling: *His eyes widened and his antenna quivered visibly. His bran definitely liked the sound of that, but his mind wasn't so sure* "A-A-Are you s-sure?"
  • Eruption: I am, I've thought about this for a while. No stallion my age can really do anything for me, so I thought I'd try one of you students. But as I said, I hold you to nothing, You can still improve your grade with extra credit work.
  • Hapling: *thinks for a second, and then nods, approaching her desk.* "A-Alright, I'll do it."
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The Teacher's Pet (Free Anthro RP)

  • (Your OC was running incredibly late for class for some reason. Their teacher was a bitch, but she was a fucking sexy bitch. She often wore her shoulder length mane in a bun, a black pencil mini skirt, a white button up shirt, and black high heels.)
  • Eruption: *She was writing an assignment on the board.*
  • Hapling: *scampered towards the door to his classroom, tripping over his long tail. His mane, tail, and neck-tuft are light gray, and his coat is pale blue, almost white, as do his antenna, which have purple tips. His eyes stand out, being bright pink. His moth wings have a white membrane, with red hollow triangles interlocking into a circle, with cyan dots in the center.* "Let's hope she doesn't kill me..." *He said as he opened the door as one normally would.* "I'm sorry Miss Eruption for being late. I have a legitimate excuse this time."
  • Eruption: Let's have it. *She finished writing the assignment.*
  • Hapling: *nods, sitting in his chair* "There was a gas leak from the stove at my house yesterday night, so my mother woke up everyone and quickly got us out before we suffocated. We had to wait in our car for the authorities arrived to repair it." *He said, looking directly at her eyes, to avoid looking 'elsewhere'.*
  • Eruption: Alright. I'm surprised you came to school in such situations. You are excused.
  • Hapling: *nodded* "Thank you Miss Eruption."
  • Eruption: *She sits down at her desk and began grading papers.*
  • Hapling: *looks at the assignment, wanting to get started.*
  • Eruption: *She grades papers and helps a few students until the bell rings, she dismisses the class.*
  • Hapling: *stands quickly, and helps one of his friends.* "We still on for movie night at my house? My mom's new electric stove she installed two days ago should pop the popcorn in record speed." *he said aloud to his friend, unaware of the fact Eruption heard him blatantly take apart the gas leak-excuse.*
  • Eruption: I doubt you'll enjoy popcorn with a "gas leak" and a call to your mother. *She pins him with her crimson gaze, crossing her arms*
  • Hapling: *sighs, realizing his mistake.* "Whoops..."
  • Eruption: *She drums her fingers on her arm as the other students file out of the classroom, a student shutting the door.* I don't appreciate being lied to, Hapling...I think that my lectures aren't really doing anything, so I think you need a punishment.. What that punishment is...I guess we can both decide what it'll be and each time you're late, you'll receive that punishment.
  • Hapling: *gulped, his antenna drooping a little.* "What is it? Detention?"
  • Eruption: While Detention was one of my ideas, you showing up late has caused more stressful work for me because I need to get the work you missed as well as work for anyone that's absent.. You could possibly make less work for me and get your grade up by getting on your knees under my desk and showing that your clever tongue can do more than make excuses~~ But you can easily opt for more work and still benefit, I'll simply be left to go find someone else to relieve me of my stress.
  • Hapling: *His eyes widened and his antenna quivered visibly. His bran definitely liked the sound of that, but his mind wasn't so sure* "A-A-Are you s-sure?"
insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead
paradoxlosttimelord

what yall did was wrong and yall will learn

i-darkstar-x

"I know! Are my eyes bleeding?" Hapling asked.

paradoxlosttimelord

no

i-darkstar-x

"They hurt like it." Hapling said, his vision returning slowly.

paradoxlosttimelord

sorry about that 

i-darkstar-x

"Apology accepted." Hapling said, looking at her.

paradoxlosttimelord

your friends were gone only you and her was there* 

i-darkstar-x

"What the-? Where did my friends go?" He exclaimed, looking around.

paradoxlosttimelord

im sorry they had to pay

i-darkstar-x

"What did you do with them?" Hapling asked, narrowing his eyes.

paradoxlosttimelord

they will return after my people teach them 

i-darkstar-x

“Teach them what?” Hapling asked, taking a more defensive stance in case she attacked.