A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
LIKEABOSS
Random fact: The colors pink and brown are just placeholder colors for ones our eyes can’t detect.
Alright, here’s the jar!!
REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU WANT YOUR NAME INSIDE THIS JAR
Everyday I’m going to pull a few names out and send cute lil messages. ouo
I promise that I will go through with this.
REMEMBER- 1 Reblog = Your URL in the jar
GOOD LUCK
Boop. Probably not going to work.
I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.
This made me laugh too much.
what the fuucckk
PRAISE THE SUN!
KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING
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Polymer balls that are invisible in water
IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE’S BATH AND THEY GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE ‘THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK’ OMFG
you’re not thinking big enough
make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide one in every swimming pool in America
please calm down satan
Ta Da~
Well I’m going to lock my doors and windows and never ever ever ever ever leave my house again.
she smiled and bobed her head
Planar looked down at her, petting her mane as she did so. “You have such pretty eyes~” He said, his voice sounding strained from pleasure.
she smiled
Planar smiled back, then began to buck his hips forward, moaning.
she smiled and contunied
Planar began to moan faster, his climax approaching. “Who’s a good little pet~?”
she smiled and bobed her head
Planar looked down at her, petting her mane as she did so. “You have such pretty eyes~” He said, his voice sounding strained from pleasure.
she smiled
Planar smiled back, then began to buck his hips forward, moaning.