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humoristics

Nissan has invented self ‘parking’ chairs. [video]

blackoutthestars

@captaintoxrogers Trudy needs these 😂

drgnfckr

what happens if u clap during the meeting

powerjock

have you ever been to a meeting? nobody claps. nobody wants to be there. meetings are hell and clapping is the last thing you want to do.

drgnfckr

but what if u knew clapping would make dickhead john from accounting spill his coffee on his stupid fucking tie

powerjock

you know what i was wrong and you are right that would change everything this is revolutionary technology and i welcome it and its chances to fuck over eli from marketing hell fucking yea

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discordedwh00ves

how to really get to know someone:

rilakkumakiddo

- look at their handwriting

- read their favourite book and search for pieces of them within the pages

- listen to their music and let it resonate with you

- go to their favourite place

- stay up ‘till 3am and let them spill their heart out to you

- ask them unusual questions that you never even thought would intrigue you

- spend a day with them doing nothing

- look out for the things they subconsciously do when they’re happy

- watch how their smile forms

undwasistdeinegeschichte

- go through old photos with them

- use their body wash when you shower at the persons place (truly, you’ll feel it)

- talk to their parents, grandparents or siblings

rilakkumakiddo

I love the ones added <3

gayguyy

-Make them laugh and learn their different laughs (my personal fave to share with someone is the sleepy-drunk laugh)

- make art with them, sitting in the silence just drawing or painting, or having deep conversations while making art, both realllyyy connect them

- spent time with their pets (but not too much because they might be jealous)
- notice how they squeeze the toothpaste bottle.

- let them tell you their dreams and ask if you can look it up for them, share the results.

- learn their impulse buys/decisions

rilakkumakiddo

^^^ ahhh these are so cute!!

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