Me: I’m going to be healthy
- Breakfast: fruit
- Lunch: sandwich
- Dinner: salad
- Midnight snack: large pizza, mac & cheese, a gallon of ice cream
*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
“Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.”
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Furless Tickle Me Elmo is the stuff of nightmares. [full video]
Sweet dreams.
And the final winner is…
Sexy Salazzle!
That’s a wrap for the Day Care Center voting. Last OC will be done on the 23rd and the Patreon final version should be next month’s bonus after it’s all polished up. Look forward to the public release in June or July! Breakdown below the cut.
Omg Vickie! XD
That’s hilarious! Thank you for drawing Summer! c:
What happened to cute little Keko? D:
Rebellious teen phase? :v
Wanna be nosy… here’s your chance.
0:Height
1:Virgin?
2:Shoe size
3:Do you smoke?
4:Do you drink?
5:Do you take drugs?
6:Age you get mistaken for
7:Have tattoos?
8:Want any tattoos?
9:Got any piercings?
10:Want any piercings?
11:Best friend?
12:Relationship status
13:Biggest turn ons
14:Biggest turn offs
15:Favorite movie
16:I’ll love you if
17:Someone you miss
18:Most traumatic experience
19:A fact about your personality
20:What I hate most about myself
21:What I love most about myself
22:What I want to be when I get older
23:My relationship with my sibling(s)
24:My relationship with my parent(s)
25:My idea of a perfect date
26:My biggest pet peeves
27:A description of the girl/boy I like
28:A description of the person I dislike the most
29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30:What I hate the most about work/school
31:What your last text message says
32:What words upset me the most
33:What words make me feel the best about myself
34:What I find attractive in women
35:What I find attractive in men
36:Where I would like to live
37:One of my insecurities
38:My childhood career choice
39:My favorite ice cream flavor
40:Who wish I could be
41:Where I want to be right now
42:The last thing I ate
43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44:A random fact about anything
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Earthinoids are so fragile!
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