*Sits in my towel for 6 months after showering*
drawings via @positivedoodles
will never understand why the smell of girls perfume lasts 8 secs meanwhile boys can go through an apocalypse and still smell like cologne?
“you call yourself ugly so people will compliment you”
no i call myself ugly bc i am ugly
Me: I’m going to be healthy
- Breakfast: fruit
- Lunch: sandwich
- Dinner: salad
- Midnight snack: large pizza, mac & cheese, a gallon of ice cream
*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
“Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.”
![tastefullyoffensive:
“thenatsdorf:
“Furless Tickle Me Elmo is the stuff of nightmares. [full video]
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Sweet dreams.
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