He looks madder than a wet hen. (via charmin76)
i-darkstar-x asked:
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He looks madder than a wet hen. (via charmin76)
i-darkstar-x asked:
ask-rainrunner answered:
*Rain was one of the may ponies at the station* another bad day *sigh*
His post:
“Good boy~ your loyalty and…- ‘nng~’ …adoration will be rewarded~” she cooed, moaning halfway through it. In her head, though, she most assuredly wanted to lay down. While the floor would have been just as fun to rut his brains out, she wanted to try a position that was more comfortable when lying on a cushion of some description, such as a couch. Though she was reluctant to interrupt his tongue’s dancing, she took a step back, letting go of his mane for now.
“Whew~ you’re quite good at this, and I think you’ve more than earned you dicking~” she congratulated, booping his lips with the tip of her cock, leaving a layer of pre behind. A “kiss” of sorts.
“Come with me, pet~” she commanded, walking further into the house, hoping she was heading towards the living room, where she could lay him down on the couch and fuck him sideways, literally. The object she had hid behind her back she now held in front of her. It looked a bit like a lowerase “i”, but rounded. If one had a naughty mind, it would look like a plug-toy, though it’s size and shape suggested it was for urethral insertion. She wiped some of his saliva up from her personal sperm banks, and rubbed it on the sphere end of the device. It softly glowed white for a second, before turning to green and making a little beeping noise in a short five-note tune. She chuckled, smiling to herself and wiping her hoof off on her leg. While he did not have line of sight to the device, he could hear the tune it chimed.
Upon finding the living room, (hopefully without much difficulty.) she lay down facing outward on her side on the biggest couch, and beckoned him with her ceiling-facing hoof. (The other was busy holding the device in and was propping her torso up) She then half-lidded her eyes and gave him a seductive look as she spoke:
“Lay down, so your master can give you your reward, pet~”
My post:
When she pulled away he looked up at her not wanting it to stop. But when her cock touched his lips he gave her tip a good suckle before she pulled back. he didn’t lick up her pre he wanted to be marked by her so he did his best to not lick it till it dried and made his lips sticky, salty, and tangy “r.really? W..what did I earn?, D.do i get to be your Cum dump now? or m..maybe your t..toilet?” as soon as the last word left his mouth he covered it with his hooves “o..oops that last part slipped out ignore it!” He was lying he didn’t want her to ignore it he wanted her to use him as her personal toilet. starting today and ending the say one of them dies.
He did his best to brush off his embarrassment and followed her his cock swinging between his legs and “drooling” pre. “w..what was that noise? it sounds likes a digital watch?” he asked cocking his head as he walked. “Why do you need a watch your not timing me are you, Do I need to break a record on how fast you cum?” He asked as he started getting giddy, hoping as he walked his wings fluttering with each jump.
“I..If we make a mess you’ll clean it up right?” He asked as he knew how hard cum was to clean, while there were stains on the floor they werent too noticeable because the carpet was a blue with deep blue spots and the cum stains looked like irregular spots. “w..e both know how hard cum is to clean.”
He nodded excitedly when she finished her sentence and quickly laid down snuggling up to her as he did. and when he laid down her cock would be between his thighs.
“No, no timer~ and don’t worry about a mess~ that’s what this is for~” she purred gently in his ear as he laid down on the couch. The “this” was in reference to the device she was holding, which she was now showing him. As she spoke, she moved her own hips back and forth slowly, which moved her member back and forth as well between his thighs, the larger rod rubbing against his lower bits, while it still throbbed out ore. The heat it produced was also something worth mentioning, probably causing the area it touched and close by to sweat.
“This goes right in here~” she purred, and took his cock in one hoof, angling it upward so she could slide the device in until it “locked” into place thanks to the thinner “pinch” between the stalk and the sphere. It wasn’t uncomfortable, but it did make a very clear bulge on the outside of his cock along the front. She purred, tracing a line down the front of said bulge with a hoof, before moving both up to embrace his torso with her hooves, sliding her hips with an increased speed, “thigh fucking” him, so to speak. (The actual term for “thigh fucking” is intercrural sex)
He moaned softly his cock bouncing a little with her thrusting. His thighs balls cock and areas around it began to get sweaty. “y..your so w..warm” He said moaning softly as he looked at the pendant, tanking in every detail about it that he could. Her hips would make a soft plap when her hip contacted his cheeks. he was ready for her, all of her.
He moaned softly as he was stimulated by her hip fucking but moaned a bit louder when she grasped his hoof “w..what do you Me. Ahhhhh!” He moaned loudly (and he surprised himself with how loud it was, he even jumped a little) as she slid the device into his urethra. But those moans only grew louder when she traced the bulge and rubbed it with her hoof. “m.mhh F..fuck me P..please i want you in m..me!” he cried out, he couldn’t take the teasing much longer. that is unless she edged him.
His reaction was so strong to the insertion that she was worried she had hurt him, so she quickly (but carefully) removed it and felt over the tip and tube for any signs of damage. Of course she found nothing, of which she was very glad. Damage to genitalia was notoriously difficult to remedy without Green-tech, and even then it couldn’t replace tissue that was completely gone. With a shudder she recalled some of her time on Infirmary duty, and the first time she saw a stallion who’s Abduction assignments had gone… poorly… She never took Infirmary duty again. (Though if she was being completely honest, she really missed the nurse uniform.) She straightened her mane with magic, shaking her head to banish the bad thoughts, and gave rain’s cute gray cheek a reassuring rub. She inserted the device back in with a far more gentle action, the smooth metal rod sliding in for more easily the second time. She wiggled it a little to make sure there was no pulling nor friction, fully snug and comfortable in place.
“You do?~ you want me inside? All the way?~~” she cooed, rubbing his chest with her hooves while she continued thrusting between his thighs. She had a reason for this other than edging Rain Runner, as the sweat and heat would make it far easier to penetrate his cute little plot. Her eyes looked down at his brightly colored member, throbbing and plugged, outlined by her own shaft, both glistening. Her heart beat a little faster, and she smiled, pulling him closer with her forehooves and kissing his cheek, her magic starting to play and rub with his ears and wings. His pre-soaked mane stuck to her a little, but she didn’t mind, cuddling him as her thrusts sped up, her balls slapping against his leg with a “*plop*“each time.
He shuddered and moaned as she slid it out it out and once it was out his cock would ooze pre again. When she played with his cock, bending it spreading his urethra open, feeling it over looking for damage he,but the reason he moaned so loud cause he loved how it felt. he looked back at her and spoke before she put it back in “I..it didn’t hurt it felt r..really good” He then smiled and looked back down to her cock watching her thrust with increasing pace. and he moan loudly again when she started wiggling it around in his cock. She was edging him and he loved it.
“Y..Yes all the w..way I w..want to see my gut b..bulging” he returned smiling and purring feeling her hooves rubbing on his chest, and she could feel how hot his skin was and how sweaty it was, this was of course because the blood rushing to his skin from his horneyness. He responded to the kiss by turning his head back and kissing her right on the lips moaning into the kiss, And he held the kiss till she started rubbing his wings and ears. that made him cum right then and there. And he moaned loudly and trembled as he did his cock giving from throbs and his blls throbbing on her cock, as well as hi thighs squeezing together. “A..Ahhh! F..fuck i couldn’t hold it nhhh~”
She looked down, watching his body quiver from orgasm as they kissed. The device in his urethra however prevented any cum from escaping him. She giggled, glad this was the case. She looked back into his eyes, spiraling her tongue around his between their mouths. Her hooves held him tighter as she moved her thick cock back, getting ready to penetrate him. His squeezing thighs felt good, but she was confident his ass would be better. Or she hoped, anyway. She hadn’t gotten to penetrate anyone in way too long. She had to use those mounts for draft animals instead because she was too damn big. She huffed to herself, and shoved her tongue further into Rain’s mouth to belay her attention back to the task at hand.
“Mph~mm~~” she purred against his lips. Glistening with various forms of lubricating fluid, she was confident she could easily slide inside. She used some magic to help guide it into place, so her tip nudged against the hole, throbbing and oozing pre against it.
“Bulging eh?~ that’ll be no problem~~” she purred when she broke the liplock briefly to breathe. She stroked his soaked mane as she pressed forward, pulsing her tip against his tailhole with every so gradually increasing force. She wanted to hear him moan for it~ using a free hoof, she lifted his leg up so she had better access.
“You’re so cute when you moan, my pet~” she purred, breaking the kiss to bite and pull on his mane, and, as if the pulling moved him back enough, her cock popped in at the same time. She inhaled sharply as the sudden sensation of his tight body around her huge member. Her eyes rolled back with pleasure, she began to slide every inch of her throbbing cock inside him, indeed bulging his abdomen nice and big. Balls deep inside of him, she stayed there for a moment, catching her breath to recompose herself. This was a hundred times better than the mounts! Warm and alive, the heartbeat pounding like a vibrator. And the bulge itself~ she rubbed over it with magic, moaning again as she could feel the magic stroking with her cock.
He moaned and Quivered playing with her tongue as his his urethra would start backing up and bulging slightly”m..mhhhh~” He moaned softly feeling his ogasam dieing down but his body and cock still quivering. One thing with his quivering it was kinda like a vibator for Ferriah’s cock.
As soon her her tip met his hole he closed hi eyes and moaned feeling just how warm it was, it was like a hot water balloon but it was a living part of her and it needed a home and he was happy to provide, and once again his hole relaxed for her which would make penetration nice and easy. “Y..yes bulging” He said and moaned under his breath and shuddered. as his hind leg was lifted and hi looked back to see part of her shaft diapering between the soft cheeks of his plot.
“M.Mhhhh I M..moan j..just for you M..master~” He then let out a small wimpier and moan as she pulled on his hair, he didnt admit it but he loved hair/tail pulling. When her cock slipped in he let out a short loud moan and clenched, she felt much bigger then she looked so it did hurt a bit, but a good hurt. As she pushed her cock deeper he looked down moaning a long loud moan and watching his gut begin to bulge in the shape of her. and before her magic could touch the bulge he reached down and gingerly rubbed it moaning softly. feeling it pulsing. and when her magic wrapped around the bulge he moved his hooves down to his own member and softly stroked it.
“Yes~ just for me~~” she purred gently, pulling her hips back to just the tip, then slamming back in to balls-deep again, making her gasp in pleasure. Hastily, she repeated the thrust, loving the sensation lancing his little body gave her. With each pound inside his warm body, her balls slapped against his backside like a drumbeat, spreading her scenes to him inside and out. She pulled him closer to her with her hooves so she could thrust more evenly as well, but she kept pulling on his mane. The sound of wet squelching accompanying each thrust was quite pleasing to her, almost as much as his tubes were. She wondered with a giggle if he liked the sounds too~
“Mm~~ oh you’re just perfect for fucking~~” she purred, pulling on his mane still as she worked into a steady rhythm. Her Magic kept rubbing the bulge up his front her cock made. Her tail swished back and forth, left and right in time with her thrusts. The ore her cock throbbed out slicked up his rear hole even more than it already was, letting her thrusts have even greater force and speed. She looked down at him stroking his own cock, and smiled smugly.
“Are you enjoying having your ass plowed by a mare?~” she cooed in his ear, relaxing his mane to say this, but once she finished she bit again. Her Magic continued doing its job of stimulating his wings, preening each feather with a tongue-like stimulation.
He let out a low purr as she pulled back sealing his eyes shut. He inhaled sharply when she thrusted back in and opens his eyes to see his gut bulge back out. “F..Fuck! Y..you feel so goood!” He moaned out thrusting his hips, fucking his hooves. Moan as they made cute little slaps.
His ears flisked with ever squelch, He loved the sound but ash she thrusted she would start to feel something whats was warm, and thick, almost like play dough. “f..fuck master im sorry I couldn’t hold it i had to go so bad but i didnt want you to stop!” He said pleading her not to stop hoping she wont get mad that he shit on her dick, and as she would continue her thrusts the shit would cover more and more of her cock and emitted a nice stink that he loved.
She moaned as she kept thrusting, adjusting how she lay to more easily thrust in and out of her little pet. She set her chin on his shoulder, purring huskily in his ear as she thrust in and out without pause or hesitation, calmly and evenly. but passionately. Her member throbbed and twitched inside of his squishy rear cavity.
“Mm~ you’re just perfect for this~~ perfect for taking big cocks inside~” she cooed warmly, thrusting faster and harder, in and out of him. She was enjoying herself far more than she thought she would, which was saying something because his display when she licked his butt had been quite arousing to her.
She felt her balls churning as her tip flared up a little while later. With a surprised gasped she realized she was close to orgasming. She didn’t want to just yet, so he halted her at balls deep, plugging him as she began to shimmy her hips in circles, grinding her cock around inside of his leaking tailhole, moaning yet again
“Heh~ you should probably see a doctor if you needed a cock bigger than your leg to dislodge all this…” she chuckled jokingly. While her stomach did turn a bit, it was mostly because of the smell and not the sensation or fact. Her little joke, while rather bad, had been for his sake, since he sounded so worried about it. She brushed her tail around his tip teasingly, keeping him on edge, if he was, as well.
“Trust me, pet, I’ve had to deal with far worse. Ever heard of nullophilia?” She added, still grinding in circles, lines, and figure eights, extending out the pleasure and slowly edging herself to that teetering orgasm, every individual second magnifying the orgasm when it finally came.
With each thrust he had moaned louder and louder his soft squishy ass giving way to her cock and clenching around it every time she began to pull herself back out
“I..I’m y..your cock slut” he said his gut turning red where she was bulging it but that didn’t stop him from rubbing the spot, kneeding it like a ball of Dough
“I d.dint need to see a.anyone I J.just couldn’t hold it, I h.hope you don’t mind c.cause I really like the smell a.and I k.kinda want you to use me as a t.toilet.”
After he said that he looked at her waiting for a response but moaned as her cock was moved around inside him making his gut rise and fall at the same time coating her cock in more shit.
She giggled and moved her head to his neck, latching her lips onto the side of his neck, and sucking on it, stroking his mane with one hoof. As she did, she used magic to create a seal of sorts that prevent any droppings from falling onto the couch.
“A Kinky little thing aren’t you?~ in that case, once I’ve cum inside your plot, how about you clean my dick for me?~” she purred, still sucking on the side of his neck. Her eyes met his and remain locked, looking deeply and seductively into his eyes.
Her cock throbbed more rapidly. She adjusted her stance, using magic to brace herself against so she could thrust at an even faster speed, her heavy cum-stuffed balls slapping against his with even more force to match her powerful thrusts.
Briefly, she glance away from his eyes to the “urethral plug” she had put in his cock. Still snug, the small green light on the top steady, meaning it was working its magic. She suppressed a chuckle and a grin, instead returning her gaze to his, giving his neck a playful nip to keep him on his toes, so to speak.
How does one lose a cripple?
How does one lose a cripple?
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Pizza deserves better than this. (via bowsandberettas)
and guess whose going to be drawing egg commissions every day (except saturdays and sundays) all month!
These commissions with be like the christmas ones.
35.00 USD single feral/pony
50.00 USD for two feral/pony characters
45.00 USD for solo anthro (two characters unavailable)
All for a simple shade pictures like this one here!

It can be nsfw, it can be sfw ANYTHING except for my three no no’s (Scat, under-age and gore.) There will be no background available on any of these due to time constraints. Just remember it must be egg themed in some way.
These will be in stream commissions, meaning you must be in stream for the duration of the sketch at the very LEAST I will ask for payment after the sketch has been okayed). Commissioners will be chosen through a raffle in stream. Just speak up when I call for interest between commissions!
Get your belly’s ready for those yummy eggs!

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