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10 Tyson Tweets

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the fucking last one

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…..Does he actually do any science, or just shitpost out his ass on Twitter?

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His day job is being the Frederick P. Rose Director of the Hayden Planetarium at the Rose Center for Earth and Space in New York City.

He also occasionally does TV shows like Cosmos and he runs the StarTalk late night show (or he did in 2015).

I’m don’t believe he is currently in any research positions, and his role seems to be mostly teaching, like Bill Nye.

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So he’s mostly teaching and being a celebrity, then. And Bill Nye isn’t a scientist, btw, he’s an engineer by education.

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SEXUAL TENSION+ Meme

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Send a symbol for my Muse’s reaction to the following scenario. Add a + to reverse roles!

👖: My Muse witnesses your Muse wearing tight jeans / clothing 
🍸: My Muse witnesses your Muse accidentally spilling ice cold water down their front
💪: My Muse witnesses your Muse coming back from / working out in the gym
🍭: My Muse witnesses your Muse unknowingly(?) eating something in a sensual manner
👐: My Muse witnesses your Muse briefly invading their personal space to get by
💄: My Muse witnesses your Muse applying lipstick/makeup/etc. in the mirror
👙: My Muse witnesses your Muse coming out of the water / shower / bath
👔: My Muse witnesses your Muse succeeding in something with a lot of passion
👗: My Muse responds to your Muse asking them to zip up a dress / tie a tie / etc.
👕: My Muse witnesses your Muse finish up/start changing clothes
👁: My Muse responds to your Muse holding eye contact for longer than usual
💃: My Muse witnesses your Muse dancing / rhythmically wiggling
👱: My Muse notices your Muse’s hair/clothes look awfully…post-coital, even if it isn’t!