Send me a symbol and I’ll write up a sexy (cliché) starter for our muses about one of the following:
🚬 = My muse is a bad boy/girl who’s decided they want your muse, even if it means playing dirty.
🍎 = My muse is a high school substitute teacher who keeps yours after school due to their behaviour in class.
🍾 = It’s the night of our muses one year anniversary. How will they celebrate it?
🚼 = Your muse is pregnant with my muse’s child, and is unbelievably horny from all the strange feeling associated with it.
👻 = After death tore them apart, my muse comes back from the dead as a spirit, determined to stay with your muse no matter what… whether they want it or not.
🏕 = Our muses go camping together for the weekend and are captivated by the romance of being alone under the stars.
🔪 = My muse is a psychotic serial killer who fell obsessively in love with your muse and kidnapped them so they could be together.
💋 = Our muses are involved in a torrid love affair behind the backs of their spouses.
🌕 = Your muse is a human who has caught the attention of my muse, an Alpha wolf, during mating season.
👮🏻 = My muse is a police officer who pulls yours over for speeding, and proceeds to take advantage of your muse’s fear of getting another ticket.
🐱 = Your muse is a rare animal-human hybrid that was purchased from an auction show and given to my muse as a pet.
🎤 = Our muses go to karaoke night at the bar and end up getting frisky with each other in the bathroom.
🐳 = My muse is a marine biologist and expert aquatic animal expert who meets yours while overseeing a live water-mammal show. It’s love at first sight for them both.
👪 = After marrying your muse’s mother/father/guardian, my muse has had enough of their bratty teenaged ways and decides to teach them a lesson.
👑 = It’s prom night, our muses were voted prom “royal couple” and had the first dance. There’s an after party where the drunk teens are all going to be hooking up, and they decide to go…
👽 = My muse is an alien who abducts yours for the purposes of experimentation on human copulation.
👠 = My muse is a prostitute that your muse has hired to take their virginity. Will it lead to something more than just one night…?
🎨 = An aspiring artist, my muse asks yours to model nude for a painting they want to create.
🏺= My muse is an Ancient Egyptian ruler who notices an attractive palace servant, and decides they want your muse as one of their many conquests.
❄️ = Our muses are on a friendly ski trip in the Swiss Alps, when a snowstorm knocks out the power and leaves them trapped in their cabin. How will they stay warm?
🛡 = Your muse on the heir to the country’s throne, and mine is their loyal knight and personal guard. Unbeknownst to the King, they are in a forbidden relationship behind closed palace doors.
🍼 = Our muses decide to act out a parent/child roleplaying fantasy they’ve always had.
🍹 = Our muses meet on a Caribbean cruise vacation that ends with them hooking up for a passionate sea voyage.
☎ = Our muses are on a relationship, but with my muse out of town, yours is left severely sexually frustrated and calls to ask when they are coming home. Phone sex ensures.
📸 = Your muse is an up-and-coming model, mine is a high-profile photographer in charge of taking shots for their portfolio.
🐚 = My muse is a merman/mermaid who saved your muse from drowning and then lures them in with a siren’s song…
🏈 = Your muse is the high school head cheerleader, mine is the captain of the football team.
🌾 = My muse is a rustic farmer interested in more than just selling products to your muse.
🚦= My muse is a Dom who has to punish your muse, the Sub, for disobeying orders.
🐾 = Your muse is an Omega in heat who catches the attention of my muse, the Alpha.
🍸 = Our muses go out to a club together as friends and end up having a drunk enough one night stand.
🍿= While at the movies together for date night, my muse gets bored and decides to have a little fun with your muse on the darkness of the theatre.
😷 = My muse is an attractive doctor who ends up giving your muse a very thorough checkup.
☠ = My muse is a pirate captain who takes your muse as his/her prize after seizing another crew’s boat.
