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Kink Scenario Starters (Updated)

[quickerthanthespeedoflight]

Send me a symbol and I’ll write up a sexy (cliché) starter for our muses about one of the following:

🚬 = My muse is a bad boy/girl who’s decided they want your muse, even if it means playing dirty.

🍎 = My muse is a high school substitute teacher who keeps yours after school due to their behaviour in class.

🍾 = It’s the night of our muses one year anniversary. How will they celebrate it?

🚼 = Your muse is pregnant with my muse’s child, and is unbelievably horny from all the strange feeling associated with it.

👻 = After death tore them apart, my muse comes back from the dead as a spirit, determined to stay with your muse no matter what… whether they want it or not.

🏕 = Our muses go camping together for the weekend and are captivated by the romance of being alone under the stars.

🔪 = My muse is a psychotic serial killer who fell obsessively in love with your muse and kidnapped them so they could be together.

💋 = Our muses are involved in a torrid love affair behind the backs of their spouses.

🌕 = Your muse is a human who has caught the attention of my muse, an Alpha wolf, during mating season.

👮🏻 = My muse is a police officer who pulls yours over for speeding, and proceeds to take advantage of your muse’s fear of getting another ticket.

🐱 = Your muse is a rare animal-human hybrid that was purchased from an auction show and given to my muse as a pet.

🎤 = Our muses go to karaoke night at the bar and end up getting frisky with each other in the bathroom.

🐳 = My muse is a marine biologist and expert aquatic animal expert who meets yours while overseeing a live water-mammal show. It’s love at first sight for them both.

👪 = After marrying your muse’s mother/father/guardian, my muse has had enough of their bratty teenaged ways and decides to teach them a lesson.

👑 = It’s prom night, our muses were voted prom “royal couple” and had the first dance. There’s an after party where the drunk teens are all going to be hooking up, and they decide to go…

👽 = My muse is an alien who abducts yours for the purposes of experimentation on human copulation.

👠 = My muse is a prostitute that your muse has hired to take their virginity. Will it lead to something more than just one night…?

🎨 = An aspiring artist, my muse asks yours to model nude for a painting they want to create.

🏺= My muse is an Ancient Egyptian ruler who notices an attractive palace servant, and decides they want your muse as one of their many conquests.

❄️ = Our muses are on a friendly ski trip in the Swiss Alps, when a snowstorm knocks out the power and leaves them trapped in their cabin. How will they stay warm?

🛡 = Your muse on the heir to the country’s throne, and mine is their loyal knight and personal guard. Unbeknownst to the King, they are in a forbidden relationship behind closed palace doors.

🍼 = Our muses decide to act out a parent/child roleplaying fantasy they’ve always had.

🍹 = Our muses meet on a Caribbean cruise vacation that ends with them hooking up for a passionate sea voyage.

☎ = Our muses are on a relationship, but with my muse out of town, yours is left severely sexually frustrated and calls to ask when they are coming home. Phone sex ensures.

📸 = Your muse is an up-and-coming model, mine is a high-profile photographer in charge of taking shots for their portfolio.

🐚 = My muse is a merman/mermaid who saved your muse from drowning and then lures them in with a siren’s song…

🏈 = Your muse is the high school head cheerleader, mine is the captain of the football team.

🌾 = My muse is a rustic farmer interested in more than just selling products to your muse.

🚦= My muse is a Dom who has to punish your muse, the Sub, for disobeying orders.

🐾 = Your muse is an Omega in heat who catches the attention of my muse, the Alpha.

🍸 = Our muses go out to a club together as friends and end up having a drunk enough one night stand.

🍿= While at the movies together for date night, my muse gets bored and decides to have a little fun with your muse on the darkness of the theatre.

😷 = My muse is an attractive doctor who ends up giving your muse a very thorough checkup.

☠ = My muse is a pirate captain who takes your muse as his/her prize after seizing another crew’s boat.

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glitzy-ditzy-sarah asked:

💕

*squeaks at the grab, then blushes extraordinarily bright from the kiss, shaking a bit.*

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[i-darkstar-x]

Like a boss

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send 💕 to just grab my muse & kiss them!

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i-darkstar-x asked:

Zero point sat unhappily next to a lamppost, holding a pink polka dotted umbrella to shield himself from the rain, and shopping bags from a well known dress store. They weren't for him, they were for his sister, Velocity. The umbrella included. The sudden cloudburst promoted him to use the umbrella for himself though. He was waiting for the bus. He was cold, tired, and hungry. And impatient. He couldn't wait to get home and have dinner. He closed his eyes, mumbling grumpily.

ask-prince-eagle-galaxy answered:

Eagle was on guarding duty, and was nearby. He noticed Zero, his body language indicating he wasn’t happy at all. He went to him. “Need some help?” He asked. He suddenly lifted the umbrella above him with his magic to help.

[ask-prince-eagle-galaxy]

He nodded, giving a small smile. “It’s not a problem.. now.. would you mind?” He asked, stretching his hoof to Zero, signaling he needed to hold Eagles in order to teleport. 

[i-darkstar-x]

Zero stood up, picking up the bags in one hoof and moving closer, placing his free hoof in Eagle’s. He made and affirmative noise, and tensed up and squinted, expecting a flash of light or something.

[ask-prince-eagle-galaxy]

Eagle teleported them straight to Zero’s house. To Zero’s surprise.. it was nothing more than a quick block of noise, no flash. 

“I assume this is your destination?” Eagle asked, his hoof sliding away from Zero’s. Eagle was looking off to the side, at Zero. 

[i-darkstar-x]

Zero stumbled a bit, but nodded. “Y-Yes.” He said. The room they were in was a lounge of sorts. Soft dark green-blue carpet gave a little under his hooves. There was a lit fireplace in the center of the room opposite a door on the far wall. In front of it were three cozy armchairs and a coffee table. All along the walls were bookshelves. In one of the chairs was a blanket and a book.

[ask-prince-eagle-galaxy]

Eagle kept his comments to himself, from what he saw within the home. After hearing Zero speak, Eagle then nodded. “Are you alright?” He then asked, making sure Zero wasn’t disoriented. 

[i-darkstar-x]

He nodded, mumbling “thank you” as he rubbed his temples, setting the bags and umbrella down. Suddenly a mare of average build (though just a bit curvy) with a solar yellow coat, and long smooth dual-colored navy blue and glossy black mane and tail. Her eyes were a cyan color. She looked quite sick, and was holding a mug of steaming liquid in one hoof, and a box of tissues in the other. She had a pink and blue striped shirt that was either a little too small for her or was designed to leave a bit of belly showing. (there’s a proper term for that, but I don’t recall it.) her skirt went down below the knees, and was the same pink as the shirt, with a slight blue gradient near the hem. None of her other features could be seen from this angle and in this light. She eeped upon seeing them, dropping what she had been holding. Like a bolt of lighting, Zero zipped to her and caught the two items before they even fell halfway.

[ask-prince-eagle-galaxy]

Eagle didn’t ask any questions, for he knew it was none of his business. He simply watched Zero as he attended to her. He awaited until he was free again, not saying a word as he was busy.  

[i-darkstar-x]

“Zero? How did you get here?” The mare asked, then looked at Eagle. “And who is that?” Zero kissed her neck several times over, then said, “He teleported me here. He won’t hurt.” He glanced back at Eagle, as if to say, “You had better not”. He seemed very protective of this mare, but they didn’t seem to be related. Biologically at least.

[ask-prince-eagle-galaxy]

Eagle didn’t seem phased by his gesture what so ever. He simply looked away as he continued to await Zero for anything else he might want to say.

[i-darkstar-x]

The mare nodded. “Alright Zero, if you say so.” She said. She smiled at Eagle, a bright cheery smile, despite her sickness. “I brought you the Chocolates you asked for.” Zero said, leading her to the bags. She made a happy noise and peeked inside, then made another happy noise, hugging him and wagging her tail. “I also got you the tampons you needed, and an umbrella.” Zero met on, looking very proud of himself.

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i-darkstar-x asked:

Zero point sat unhappily next to a lamppost, holding a pink polka dotted umbrella to shield himself from the rain, and shopping bags from a well known dress store. They weren't for him, they were for his sister, Velocity. The umbrella included. The sudden cloudburst promoted him to use the umbrella for himself though. He was waiting for the bus. He was cold, tired, and hungry. And impatient. He couldn't wait to get home and have dinner. He closed his eyes, mumbling grumpily.

ask-prince-eagle-galaxy answered:

Eagle was on guarding duty, and was nearby. He noticed Zero, his body language indicating he wasn’t happy at all. He went to him. “Need some help?” He asked. He suddenly lifted the umbrella above him with his magic to help.

[ask-prince-eagle-galaxy]

He nodded, giving a small smile. “It’s not a problem.. now.. would you mind?” He asked, stretching his hoof to Zero, signaling he needed to hold Eagles in order to teleport. 

[i-darkstar-x]

Zero stood up, picking up the bags in one hoof and moving closer, placing his free hoof in Eagle’s. He made and affirmative noise, and tensed up and squinted, expecting a flash of light or something.

[ask-prince-eagle-galaxy]

Eagle teleported them straight to Zero’s house. To Zero’s surprise.. it was nothing more than a quick block of noise, no flash. 

“I assume this is your destination?” Eagle asked, his hoof sliding away from Zero’s. Eagle was looking off to the side, at Zero. 

[i-darkstar-x]

Zero stumbled a bit, but nodded. “Y-Yes.” He said. The room they were in was a lounge of sorts. Soft dark green-blue carpet gave a little under his hooves. There was a lit fireplace in the center of the room opposite a door on the far wall. In front of it were three cozy armchairs and a coffee table. All along the walls were bookshelves. In one of the chairs was a blanket and a book.

[ask-prince-eagle-galaxy]

Eagle kept his comments to himself, from what he saw within the home. After hearing Zero speak, Eagle then nodded. “Are you alright?” He then asked, making sure Zero wasn’t disoriented. 

[i-darkstar-x]

He nodded, mumbling “thank you” as he rubbed his temples, setting the bags and umbrella down. Suddenly a mare of average build (though just a bit curvy) with a solar yellow coat, and long smooth dual-colored navy blue and glossy black mane and tail. Her eyes were a cyan color. She looked quite sick, and was holding a mug of steaming liquid in one hoof, and a box of tissues in the other. She had a pink and blue striped shirt that was either a little too small for her or was designed to leave a bit of belly showing. (there’s a proper term for that, but I don’t recall it.) her skirt went down below the knees, and was the same pink as the shirt, with a slight blue gradient near the hem. None of her other features could be seen from this angle and in this light. She eeped upon seeing them, dropping what she had been holding. Like a bolt of lighting, Zero zipped to her and caught the two items before they even fell halfway.

[ask-prince-eagle-galaxy]

Eagle didn’t ask any questions, for he knew it was none of his business. He simply watched Zero as he attended to her. He awaited until he was free again, not saying a word as he was busy.  

[i-darkstar-x]

“Zero? How did you get here?” The mare asked, then looked at Eagle. “And who is that?” Zero kissed her neck several times over, then said, “He teleported me here. He won’t hurt.” He glanced back at Eagle, as if to say, “You had better not”. He seemed very protective of this mare, but they didn’t seem to be related. Biologically at least.

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i-darkstar-x asked:

The sunny day would have been nice. There were birds singing, clouds dancing, and happy breeze. But not in Greenpoint. The massive and unsightly Greenpoint Tower rose up like a middle finger to the world in the center of the city of Greenpoint. As usual, there were spiraling dark clouds around the top, blocking out whatever present sunshine was to be had. The train station outside of the city's walls was busy though, something very special was coming that might make the day more bearable,

ask-rainrunner answered:

*Rain was one of the may ponies at the station* another bad day *sigh*

[i-darkstar-x]

She smiled down at his member, looking forward to his cum shooting out all over her face. “Mm, Rainbow~~ your tailhole is so soft~~ it’s like I’m rutting a cloud~~” she purred happily.

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[micdotcom]

THIS TUMBLR POST IS FOR MEN ONLY. FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THESE PRODUCTS OR EAT MAN SOUP.

[takeruvmaeda]

We’re so fragile. 

[mulp--plum]

Really Tak? You think you are so fragile? Thought you were better than that. I also thought you, being a man, would know some of those products have stronger chemicals in it because (GASP) men and women are different. Some of those are joke products as well.

I guess women are fragile too, since we have all the products made for us.  

[reversalmushroom]

It’s just a marketing gimmick and a joke. What is wrong with these people?

[mulp--plum]

Because it’s made for men and as you know men are THE SPAWNS OF SATAN.

[theotakux]

Why is it so hard for people to grasp the concept that, on average men and women just prefer different things. Men and women usually prefer to smell different ways. And if a product says ‘for men’ or ‘for women’, unless it’s something that directly interacts with your junk, it’s just a suggestion based on averages. The cops aren’t going to arrest a woman for using Old Spice.

[mindlessgonzojam]

This shit’s up to the person buying and how it will be received outside in public. This isn’t just a “man’s masculity so fragile” thing, it’s “the public will think men using a thing clearly for a woman is a fucking gaywad/is less of a man than we want him to be” thing, AKA the No True Scottsman mentality.

[i-darkstar-x]

I thought these were hilarious, personally.

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Will somebody please torture my muse with random uncomfortable questions for my own entertainment? Thanks.