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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ask-the-keeper-galarath:
“rustedservitude:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ yourfaveisalesbian:
“ Boba Fett (Star Wars) is a woman and a lesbian.
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YES
YES SHE IS :D
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Uhhhh, no. Boba Fett is a clone of Jango Fett, a male.
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i think they ment samus...
yourfaveisalesbian

Boba Fett (Star Wars) is a woman and a lesbian.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

YES

YES SHE IS :D

rustedservitude

Uhhhh, no. Boba Fett is a clone of Jango Fett, a male.

ask-the-keeper-galarath

i think they ment samus aran but what a fail

i-darkstar-x

Clones are a direct genetic copy, so their sexuality would be the same. Some argument could be made for Jango Fett being a homosexual, because he wanted a clone son, instead of even trying to have a real son.

BUT, the reason for this could have been that he was a bounty hunter, and that way of life kind of prevented him from actually being able to settle down.

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that-heartless-wolf:
“jruler93:
“slimeportal:
“ambris:
“ deadjosey:
“ the-eagle-atarian:
“ takashi0:
“ rabbittiddy:
“ termanal-velocity:
“ godless-dirt-worshipper:
“ termanal-velocity:
“ godless-dirt-worshipper:
“ termanal-velocity:
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vegetatears

LMAOOO

robin-tinderfox

Bitch please, Goku would so lose.

draumbooty

Have you even watched dragon ball z or are you joking?

vegetatears

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sou-sai

But like. Goku would srsly lose.

peppermint-bones

have you like, seen the last episode of OPM? its an entire seasons worth of DBZ fuckery rolled into 10 minutes.

Not only would goku lose, all would remain of him would be a red colored stain on the floor

termanal-velocity

Goku wouldn’t stand a fucking chance. He’d start to do that fucking squat to power up and he’d already have a damn fist through his chest

godless-dirt-worshipper

Goku isn’t gonna even get scratched.

1) This motherfucker is LITERALLY a god and almost destroyed the universe in a super saiyan form weaker than his current one.

2) A fight between two fictional characters is heavily dependant on strength feats.

3) Goku has a whole fuckton more feats than Saitama ever will.

4) The motherfucker can teleport and use energy attacks.

termanal-velocity

Saitama literally has no limiter. No matter what world or universe he is in, he is of the highest strength. He broke his bodily limit, so there is absolutely no way Goku could beat him.

godless-dirt-worshipper

Literally? Fucking no. That’s nothing more than conjecture by idiots in Saitama’s universe who can’t fathom his power. If It were literally limitless, then restraining it would by definition be impossible. Broly fanboys said the fucking same thing and Goku killed him too.

termanal-velocity

Motherfucker, Goku dies like every fucking episode. Don’t even act like your sub-hero generic lookin shit ass DDR champ has any chance against Saitama.

rabbittiddy

Wait, why the fuck are Saitama and Goku fighting in the first place? IS this your typical idiotic dick measuring contest bullshit. I mean fuck, One Punch OK Man vs Only gets serious when it’s a fucking villain that’s threatening his family Saiyan level 3.

This is literally just masturbating furiously over nothing. Now the real question, Cell takes on Saitama and gets his powers…. how fucked is everything?

takashi0

The entire point of One Punch Man is in his fuckin’ name.

One. Punch.

Literally anything goes down with one punch from him.

He wins everything because hilariously OP.

That’s all there is to it.

the-eagle-atarian

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deadjosey

ok but why dont they both team up and jump superman 

ambris

I was wondering when someone was gonna mention Superman

slimeportal

Because they’re still bitter about Goku losing to Superman

Three Times

jruler93

“Three”?

that-heartless-wolf

Two on death battle. Third is probably some animation.

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[Open RP] Ark: It’s kill or BE FUCKED!!!

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*she falls from the sky, and landed in the sand*

i-darkstar-x

The impact knocked her unconscious, leaving her unconscious. and breathing weakly.

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*she just landed near the Wenja camp she tried to get passed, the cave people put her in a hut*

i-darkstar-x

She remained out cold for about three hours, before waking up and looking around, disoriented.

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*there were some fruits and meat on the table next to her on bed*

i-darkstar-x

She looked at them, and picked up one of the fruits, taking a bite of it after sniffing it, in case it smelled off.

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*it was a nice tasty fruit*

i-darkstar-x

She ate most of it, then took a bite of the meat. As she did, she looked around the hut she was in.

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*there were some animal skins for wooden chairs, the floor, and more*

i-darkstar-x

She mainly looked about for possible weapons of exits, in case she wasn’t allowed to leave. But she did enjoy the meta. It was quite delicious.

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*she spot the exit out of the hut, some cave people walking around*

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She walked to it, peeking out at the strange organisms. They seemed primitive, but sapient, somehow.

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*they started to make some defense walls and bringing some tamed wildlife*

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She walked up to one of them, deciding she should at least thank them for the food.

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*a man looks like a leader stands alone*

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She walked up to, though still keeping a safe distance. She smiled and bowed a little, saying, “Thank you for the food.”

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Takkar: “ Your welcome stranger, Wenja find many survivors around Ark.”

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She tilted her head inquisitively. “Who’s Wenja?” She asked.

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*he spread his arms and looked around* Takkar: “ We are Wenja tribe.”

i-darkstar-x

“Ohhh!” She said, looking around and smiling. “You were speaking in third person. OK.” She then frowned, her brain focusing on one of the words he had said. “Wait, ‘Ark’?”

(( He seems pretty chill with her being completely naked. They must get A LOT of survivors. XD ))

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(He might be getting pretty hard in his animal skin pants~) Takkar: “ Yes, Ark, we Wenja appeared in Ark, full of giant lizards, and more beasts.”

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She glanced across the water to the main island, looking at the Dinosaurs. “Lizards seem like somewhat of an understatement.” She said with a small giggle.

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Takkar: “ Me, Takkar, you?”

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“I’m Varkailina.” She said, bowing again. “Please to meet you, Takkar.”

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Takkar: “ Feel free to stay in Wenja village, though going alone is dangerous.”

i-darkstar-x

She nodded. “Thank you for the offer, but I have to get back to… Where I came from. They’ll be looking for me.” She said.

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*he shakes his head* Takkar: “ There is no way out of this world.”

i-darkstar-x

“If you say so.” She said with a shrug, though she was still smiling. In her mind, she was forming a plan. She needed a beacon of she was going to get help. She would need a computer for that though, which means she would need very intricate construction tools.

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Takkar: “ But enjoy your stay.” *he walks up to her* Takkar: “ But you are naked.”

i-darkstar-x

“Yeah, I know.” She said, looking down at herself. “I don’t know what happened to the ar- Clothes, I had been wearing.” The down mostly kept her warm, so it wasn’t exactly an issue. Though she did feel a bit like a hermit crab out of its seashell: vulnerable.

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*he slowly grips her nice ass*

i-darkstar-x

She eeped and jumped away, blushing. “Hey! No touching!” She squaked, flustered.