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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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cruciatus-animus:

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

It’s either this or gross fetishization.

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

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^^^ YES. Unfollow me if you’re biphobic, transphobic or discriminate in any way/shape/form please

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As someone who is bi i would implore you to unfollow me if you beleive what is said.

discordedwh00ves

Same applies here. Don’t try and reason. It just is the way it is.

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cheerdalee-deactivated20181203

i-darkstar-x asked:

Tallia trot as quietly as she could around the back of the stage. Her crystal blue eyes glanced around for her target, being the one and only Trixie of course. Tallia's coat was a minty green color, and her mane and tail wavy and long, dual-colored dirty yellow and robin blue. Her cutie mark was three crescent shapes all slightly larger than the other, stacked on top of one another, with small runes on the sides of the three crescents.

cheerdalee-deactivated20181203 answered:

Trixie was a busy mare. Or at least she said she was and in part that was true. She was always on the move, making new stories, Learning a new spell or experimenting with old ones. She was always trying to better her show after the brutal beating her reputation took a few years back.

While usually Trixie would already be packing up and moving on to her next stop…she didn’t have one. She’d planned on heading to the next town over next but they’d sent a messenger to her yesterday, saying they’d rather she not perform and rejecting her permit request.

Right now Trixie just sat in the section of her cart that was usually  her bedroom, but when the stage portion of her wagon was extended it simply became the backroom, blocked off by a thick curtain. She simply sat there, glancing through old posters of her old shows in an old album. All old. All in the past.

i-darkstar-x

Tallia walked up to the curtain, and took a deep breath, mentally preparing herself, she created a mirror with magic to make sure her mane was in order before collapsing the spell, taking another deep breath, and raising her hoof up to knock on the archway. She hesitated, then started trotting in circles, talking to herself.

“Come on Tallia, this is easy, you’ve practiced a hundred times, there’s no reason why you can’t do it for realsies.” Was one of several self-motivational sentences she told herself. She too another deep breath, held it for a few seconds, then blew it out as she knocked on the wooden arch to signal her presence, as if the pacing, talking to herself, and deep breaths hadn’t done that already.

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Government, Monty Python Style

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Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

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whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

dduane

Exquisite.

a-random-mod

“whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr”

Would you say you don’t expect monty python posts?

jestre

I don’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.

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Originally posted by montypythonfan

Source: wrong-url-motherfucker
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wrong-url-motherfucker

Government, Monty Python Style

xanthewalter

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

seriously-what-is-my-life

BEST INSULTS

themasterslover

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

dduane

Exquisite.

a-random-mod

“whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr”

Would you say you don’t expect monty python posts?

jestre

I don’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Source: wrong-url-motherfucker
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Hey! Fun thing cause I’m bored. I know this is already a post but I can’t find it so….
Using Tumblr’s gif feature search your favorite game and post the first gif there. If the gif was used then use the second on etc.

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 fuck Xenoblade stop really feeling it.

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Ori and the Blind Forest.

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what did you expect im undertale trash

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I was afraid I wouldn’t get a funny one but sweet jesus.

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fucking excellent

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OHHHH BANANA

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best girl

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I’m a pretentious dick bag.

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the only gif I could find of Planetside 2...