“Ironically, tasting this blood is the most legal thing I’ve done all day.”
“Stand back while I get touchy-feely with this door.”
“Goddamn it guys, you’ve been in this jungle for five minutes and you’ve already given the indigenous tribes alcohol and taught them about war!”
“Sir, if you have a moment, I’d like to talk to you about spiders.”
“I mean, I just want to kill Rudolph.”
“But I was screaming diplomatically!”
“So… How’s it feel to be outshined by a bird?”
“Okay, sounds like the lesbian power couple cover is a go.”
“Do not hotbox the sin cube!”
“Suck on that one, Anubis.”
“’Punched’ is one word. ‘Fisted’ is another.”
“Wow. Man arms. …. Marms.”
“You know, I seem to remember you being a lot more gung-ho about this before you were on fire.”
“Wait, shit, are we a cult now?”
“My grandma fucked a dragon.”
“You can’t kinkshame me! I’m the storyteller!”
“From an architectural standpoint, we should set it on fire.”
“How do you loose 10,000 oil-soaked rats?!”
“My mom said you’re not allowed to kill me tonight.”
“Not my brain! I use it to think! … Sometimes!”
“Ah, so that’s who the butt belonged to.”
“Spoiler alert, your parents are dead.”
“You mean to tell me we busted a hole through the church for nothing?”
“We should invent Christianity!”
“We will get you tearaway pants. It’s just not our priority right now.”
“So… Why did we hire the bear again?”
“Where the fuck is the sexy tree?”
“PLEASE don’t open any Hell portals in the car!”
“Sorry ma’am, your basement is now cinders and a god of rats has cursed your family forever.”
“I will eat a human femur one day, but today is not that day.”
“It was in my chest cavity, I get to keep it!”
“Who wants to desecrate a corpse?”
“Goddamn it, you killed the sun.”
“You can’t just call dibs on someone’s body parts.”
“If we can fit five bodies in here, let’s fit five bodies in here.”
“We are not starting a weasel slave market.”
“I fell on a bullet that was going the speed of sound.”
“You’re an MFD? What’s an MFD?” “Motha fuckin’ DOCTOR.”
“Candles are really cheap. I’d like to buy infinite candles.”
“Oh my god! They were alive when they were murdered!”
“Are those monkey eggs?”
“I’m going to punch the water! Fuck your hydrogen bonds!”
‘out of context D&D quotes’ starters p.3
If we are RPing together
you do not have to:
- get to my thread just because you’re working on other replies
- avoid posting often just because we’re both online and it’s your turn
- push yourself to write something just because you see me on
I understand:
- that sometimes you only get muse for certain threads
- you may not know what to reply with at the moment
- some threads you have are in an exciting moment and you’d rather put your focus into those
RPing is for fun.
Don’t force yourself to get stuff done.
Your replies are worth the wait.
(Female) Articuno as a Pet (open anthro NSFW RP) {male OCs only}
Your OC opens the door of the house and notices that Articuno is sleeping in front of your house. Your OC checks on Articuno and notices that she’s naked and wet. There was a note on her that says: Hello, my name is Articuno and I’m your pet. I want you to be my master and if you don’t accept, I understand.
Meemya read the note three times over, excited. His bright yellow eyes were filled with glee. All over his dark blue coat and light brown mane and tail, bright green splotches and markings began to glow softly due to his excitement. He gently nudged the avian’s shoulder blade with his hoof, if only to make sure she was still breathing.
She was breathing alright. However, the scent of her heat was strong and she was very wet. She snores cutely as she kept sleeping.
He blushed as the scent hit hit nostrils, his mouth instinctively salivating. He glanced at her again, before walking down and peeking between her legs.
“YOU ARE GROUNDED YOUNG LADY”
But dad all my my friends are on Tatooine. Oops forget I said that
“No more of your sass or I’ll have to think of an even worse punishment”
“Pfffftttt worse than being grounded with your creepy clone soldiers everywhere?
Like what?”
(One destruction of a home world later)
“….
JESUS CHRIST DAD”
“I feel I may have overreacted”
“I don’t like the idea of you dating a smuggler”
“Why don’t we ask mom what she thinks
OH WAIT”
“THAT WAS A LOW BLOW
THAT’S IT GO TO YOUR ROOM”
“MY ROOM WAS ON ALDERAN”
“Little Leia! We need to talk about this rebellious phase of yours!”
“IT IS NOT A PHASE, DAD! IT’S WHO I AM!”
I would read a 100k crack fanfic about this any day
“MY ROOM WAS ON ALDERAN”
Spotted Record reading with a friend~ @naughty-king-icarus. Though it doesn’t seem to want to let me link to his blog. Oh well.
Ee~
Aww~! That’s adorable! I wish I had a friend like that.
(Female) Articuno as a Pet (open anthro NSFW RP) {male OCs only}
Your OC opens the door of the house and notices that Articuno is sleeping in front of your house. Your OC checks on Articuno and notices that she’s naked and wet. There was a note on her that says: Hello, my name is Articuno and I’m your pet. I want you to be my master and if you don’t accept, I understand.
Meemya read the note three times over, excited. His bright yellow eyes were filled with glee. All over his dark blue coat and light brown mane and tail, bright green splotches and markings began to glow softly due to his excitement. He gently nudged the avian’s shoulder blade with his hoof, if only to make sure she was still breathing.
