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Banner image made by Sometimes I'll post or reblog some cool pictures or poems.Mostly Roleplaying though, dragons and MLP usually. --- I also am great at GMod (or so I like to think) so I am open to requests of any variety if I have the models provided.

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(Female) Articuno as a Pet (open anthro NSFW RP) {male OCs only}

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Your OC opens the door of the house and notices that Articuno is sleeping in front of your house. Your OC checks on Articuno and notices that she’s naked and wet. There was a note on her that says: Hello, my name is Articuno and I’m your pet. I want you to be my master and if you don’t accept, I understand.

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Meemya read the note three times over, excited. His bright yellow eyes were filled with glee. All over his dark blue coat and light brown mane and tail, bright green splotches and markings began to glow softly due to his excitement. He gently nudged the avian’s shoulder blade with his hoof, if only to make sure she was still breathing.

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This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.
I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds