Who else is spending New Years at home in bed??
Best party ever!


I’m at my desk in my room.
❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?
✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before?
☜ : Does your muse like to top?
☞ : Does your muse like to bottom?
∀ : Your muse’s favorite position?
☺ : How often does your muse masturbate?
☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually?
✌ : Is your muse good with their hands?
♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing?
Á : Is your muse loud in bed?
⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks?
☯ : If you’re comfortable with it, write a drabble about our muses doing something naughty. If not, put a strikethrough across this one in your reblog (or simply don’t do it; your blog, your rules ;3).
☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some?
♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?
So how many of you are actually single right now?
reblog- single
like- taken
social experiment for tumblr :)
You have permission to flirt with me anonymously. Starting now.

I got one ;-;
Please? This looks fun
Seriously make it the stupidest shit ever or make it the best thing ever. I’d love either one
WHERE THE HELL WAS THIS THING WHEN I WAS GROWING UP DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES MY FINGERNAILS ENDED UP RAW AND BLEEDING AFTER TRYING TO PRY APART THOSE GOD FORSAKEN PLASTIC PATTIES HOW LONG HAS THIS EVEN EXISTED
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
Sonic screwdriver eat your heart out.

