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Autumn/Winter Starters

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“Here you can have my coat, it’s cold outside.”
“See how many snowflakes I can get on my tongue!”
“It’s not even that cold outside, why are you in layers?”
“Do you want to sit by the fire? I have marshmallows!”
“Do you think there’s enough snow to make a snowman?”
“Do you have any spare scarves? I left mine at home.”
“It’s getting dark so early, it’s ridiculous!”
“Walk with me through the autumn leaves.”
“You can have my blanket, I don’t need it anyway.”
“Why do the leaves have to be orange? I hate orange!”
“Which one do you think I should have, pumpkin spice or peppermint?”

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Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

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Now, look at this:

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That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

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An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

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He’s a motherfucking vampire

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His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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I totally believe this to be true.

i-darkstar-x

Whoa

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*I pulled a bag of bits out of a small orb that opened up. It seamed to follow me, and was very hard to see, given how small it really was, but once I reached for it, it opened wide and out came a large bag of bits. I paid for them, and then smiled* “I’m making some medicine for a few clinics around town. Pain killers and healing salves.” *I explained, and then I stopped* “Hey, would you like to maybe come with me for lunch?” *I asked smiling at you warmly*

i-darkstar-x

Her eyes widened, seeing the wormhole orb thing. “Ooh…” She emoted as you pulled the bits out. When you asked her to lunch, she blushed, and looked at the clock. “S-Sure!” She said, smiling happily at you, seeing that it was her lunch break as well.mshe wagged her tail quickly,maher cheeks a light red.

wubraxco-the-maniac

*I smiled and walked you to a little known place I loved, the food was great, the owner was funny, and the prices were easy on the bit bag. It was a great place to eat* “Do you know what you want, or would you like the owner to bring you something, the guy has a knack for knowing just what you want to eat. It’s amazing.” *I said with a grin, waving at the guy to come over*

i-darkstar-x

She looked at the menu for a few seconds, then looked at you, nodding. “Yes please, thank you.” She said. The restaurant made her feel shy and small for some reason. Or maybe it was you that was making her heart accelerate. She told herself it was the latter, and just smiled.

wubraxco-the-maniac

*He came over told a few jokes, laughed with me and then smiled at you, and then he said* “I have the perfect soup for you. creamy cheese and broccoli, right?” *He asked, and then turned to me* “The same as before?” Wub: “Yup, same as before.” ???: “Ok. now, was I right miss?”*He asked, smiling at you waiting for your answer*

i-darkstar-x

She laughed at his jokes as well. Her eyes widened when he guessed. “H-How did you…?” She stammered, then looked at you. “That’s one of my favorite foods.” She said, giggiling a little, very impressed.

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To be with someone you care for. (Open NSFW Rp. Warning, will be VERY intimate. Perhaps too much for some, you have been warned.)

wubraxco-the-maniac

*I pulled a bag of bits out of a small orb that opened up. It seamed to follow me, and was very hard to see, given how small it really was, but once I reached for it, it opened wide and out came a large bag of bits. I paid for them, and then smiled* “I’m making some medicine for a few clinics around town. Pain killers and healing salves.” *I explained, and then I stopped* “Hey, would you like to maybe come with me for lunch?” *I asked smiling at you warmly*

i-darkstar-x

Her eyes widened, seeing the wormhole orb thing. “Ooh…” She emoted as you pulled the bits out. When you asked her to lunch, she blushed, and looked at the clock. “S-Sure!” She said, smiling happily at you, seeing that it was her lunch break as well.mshe wagged her tail quickly,maher cheeks a light red.

wubraxco-the-maniac

*I smiled and walked you to a little known place I loved, the food was great, the owner was funny, and the prices were easy on the bit bag. It was a great place to eat* “Do you know what you want, or would you like the owner to bring you something, the guy has a knack for knowing just what you want to eat. It’s amazing.” *I said with a grin, waving at the guy to come over*

i-darkstar-x

She looked at the menu for a few seconds, then looked at you, nodding. “Yes please, thank you.” She said. The restaurant made her feel shy and small for some reason. Or maybe it was you that was making her heart accelerate. She told herself it was the latter, and just smiled.

wubraxco-the-maniac-deactivated

To be with someone you care for. (Open NSFW Rp. Warning, will be VERY intimate. Perhaps too much for some, you have been warned.)

wubraxco-the-maniac

*I pulled a bag of bits out of a small orb that opened up. It seamed to follow me, and was very hard to see, given how small it really was, but once I reached for it, it opened wide and out came a large bag of bits. I paid for them, and then smiled* “I’m making some medicine for a few clinics around town. Pain killers and healing salves.” *I explained, and then I stopped* “Hey, would you like to maybe come with me for lunch?” *I asked smiling at you warmly*

i-darkstar-x

Her eyes widened, seeing the wormhole orb thing. “Ooh…” She emoted as you pulled the bits out. When you asked her to lunch, she blushed, and looked at the clock. “S-Sure!” She said, smiling happily at you, seeing that it was her lunch break as well.mshe wagged her tail quickly,maher cheeks a light red.

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“Um…..  could you explain what you mean by that? I’m sorry, I’m just a little lost about what those are.” *I said rubbing the back of my head, smiling sheepishly as I tried to make light of my not knowing what those were*

i-darkstar-x

“Fruit.” She giggled. “Fruits are essentially the ovaries of plants.” She blushed a little, a bit embarrassed that she knew such an obscure fact. “Now he’ll think I’m a nerd…” She thought in her head.

wubraxco-the-maniac

“Ok, so I wasn’t hearing things. Ok, that is cool, but do you sell pollen too then? I mean, selling the ovaries alone wouldn’t really make sense.” *I said, wondering if I’d be able to pollinate it and grow some plants*

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She blushed a bit. “No, but we do sell seeds, ready for planting.” She said, gesturing to the door of the store. She saw the stack was getting low, and quickly began humming again, moving the last boxes into the stack.

wubraxco-the-maniac

“Alright, do you sell any magic plants? Like ones used in potions or salves?” *I asked, walking inside and looking at some of you inventory* “I’m in need of a few frost lilies and about ten flame sprouts.” *I said still looking as I smiled and slowly nodded my head to the tune*

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Once she stacked, she stopped humming and followed you inside. “I don’t think so. We mainly stock edible fruits.” She explained, gesturing to the allies with various edible fruits as she had said.

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*I frowned, and then smiled as I saw a few packets with the fruits I needed* “While they are hard to stomach, they are edible, jut…. not by many as one is incredibly cold, and the other very, very spicy. And best of all, they are very resilient. I’ll take these, and any you may have in the back.” *I said wide a wide and happy grin* “And how much will that be?” *I asked, looking at you*

i-darkstar-x

“The prices are on the shelves.” She said, pointing to the tags. They weren’t too expensive, but they weren’t the cheapest thing in the store either. She was a bit curious why he wanted them.

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To be with someone you care for. (Open NSFW Rp. Warning, will be VERY intimate. Perhaps too much for some, you have been warned.)

wubraxco-the-maniac

“Um…..  could you explain what you mean by that? I’m sorry, I’m just a little lost about what those are.” *I said rubbing the back of my head, smiling sheepishly as I tried to make light of my not knowing what those were*

i-darkstar-x

“Fruit.” She giggled. “Fruits are essentially the ovaries of plants.” She blushed a little, a bit embarrassed that she knew such an obscure fact. “Now he’ll think I’m a nerd…” She thought in her head.

wubraxco-the-maniac

“Ok, so I wasn’t hearing things. Ok, that is cool, but do you sell pollen too then? I mean, selling the ovaries alone wouldn’t really make sense.” *I said, wondering if I’d be able to pollinate it and grow some plants*

i-darkstar-x

She blushed a bit. “No, but we do sell seeds, ready for planting.” She said, gesturing to the door of the store. She saw the stack was getting low, and quickly began humming again, moving the last boxes into the stack.

wubraxco-the-maniac

“Alright, do you sell any magic plants? Like ones used in potions or salves?” *I asked, walking inside and looking at some of you inventory* “I’m in need of a few frost lilies and about ten flame sprouts.” *I said still looking as I smiled and slowly nodded my head to the tune*

i-darkstar-x

Once she stacked, she stopped humming and followed you inside. “I don’t think so. We mainly stock edible fruits.” She explained, gesturing to the allies with various edible fruits as she had said.

wubraxco-the-maniac-deactivated

To be with someone you care for. (Open NSFW Rp. Warning, will be VERY intimate. Perhaps too much for some, you have been warned.)

wubraxco-the-maniac

“Um…..  could you explain what you mean by that? I’m sorry, I’m just a little lost about what those are.” *I said rubbing the back of my head, smiling sheepishly as I tried to make light of my not knowing what those were*

i-darkstar-x

“Fruit.” She giggled. “Fruits are essentially the ovaries of plants.” She blushed a little, a bit embarrassed that she knew such an obscure fact. “Now he’ll think I’m a nerd…” She thought in her head.

wubraxco-the-maniac

“Ok, so I wasn’t hearing things. Ok, that is cool, but do you sell pollen too then? I mean, selling the ovaries alone wouldn’t really make sense.” *I said, wondering if I’d be able to pollinate it and grow some plants*

i-darkstar-x

She blushed a bit. “No, but we do sell seeds, ready for planting.” She said, gesturing to the door of the store. She saw the stack was getting low, and quickly began humming again, moving the last boxes into the stack.

wubraxco-the-maniac-deactivated

To be with someone you care for. (Open NSFW Rp. Warning, will be VERY intimate. Perhaps too much for some, you have been warned.)

wubraxco-the-maniac

“Um…..  could you explain what you mean by that? I’m sorry, I’m just a little lost about what those are.” *I said rubbing the back of my head, smiling sheepishly as I tried to make light of my not knowing what those were*

i-darkstar-x

“Fruit.” She giggled. “Fruits are essentially the ovaries of plants.” She blushed a little, a bit embarrassed that she knew such an obscure fact. “Now he’ll think I’m a nerd…” She thought in her head.

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To be with someone you care for. (Open NSFW Rp. Warning, will be VERY intimate. Perhaps too much for some, you have been warned.)

wubraxco-the-maniac

*I am much like anypony around, I walk through town almost everyday and I do my daily routine. I then do what I feel like for a few hours and then work my ass off. I return home and go to bed when I’m tired. I am, however, very much unlike most ponies in that I am seen in a way that is…… regrettably one of fear and contempt. That is, until I met my special somepony.*

i-darkstar-x

(( I’m not sure what you mean by “too intimate”. XD ))

A unicorn mare was stacking boxes of fruit outside a fruit store. She had a uniform matching the store’s colors and logo on. Her coat was colored sort of a light gray with a orange tint. Her mane and tail were mid-length, curly, and colored light pink, and her eyes were a pale red. Her magic aura was colored bright orange. She was humming softly to herself, a strange haunting tune.

wubraxco-the-maniac

(More along the lines of very close and personal. A in your face form of intimate. Some don’t like it, so a warning was needed.) *I was walking home, and heard the tune. I was an all black coated pony with matching dark purple mane and tail, and the same dark purple for my eyes. My horn curved up out of my head, much like Sombra’s had, but remained black, and I had four magical wings that never physically attached to my body instead floating very closely to it. I was larger than most ponies, and wasn’t very….. social as everyone seamed to avoid me. And then I heard it, that almost haunting tune, and followed it to your store* “…. W-what is that tune?”

i-darkstar-x

(( Ah. I’ve never heard of that before. I hope I can do it correctly. ^^ ))

She was concentrating on moving the boxes, tuning out the low clamor of the marketplace. She continued humming. It was a song of her own design, and humming it helped her with extensive magical use, such as moving boxes. A few other employees came out and started moving the boxes into the store. She paid them no mind either, and continued humming.

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*I moved closer, and then cleared my throat asking again, this time more clearly and a bit louder* “Hello, may I know what tune it is you are humming miss?” *I asked as I watched you and your fellow co-workers putting things away and in their respective places*

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She stopped humming and turned to face you, backing up a little when she saw how large your were. “Er…” She stammered, the magical aura around a box that was halfway tacked flickering slightly. “I-I came up with it.”

wubraxco-the-maniac

“Oh, well it’s very, nice. Oh, careful.” *I said holding the box with my magic, a dark purple glow mixing with your orange aura. I smiled and bowed my head slightly* “Oh, sorry how rude of me. My name is Wubraxco, call me Wub for short. What is your name?” *I asked as I set the box down o it wouldn’t fall

i-darkstar-x

She quickly withdrew her aura before hers mixed too much, looking down at the ground. “N-Nice to meet you Wub, my name’s Solria.” She answered, giving him a small smile. There were three boxes yet to be stacked, and eleven stacked.

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“Nice to meet you.” *I said, looking inside the shop* “So, what is it that you sell here?” *I asked, making small talk as I started to wonder if I should leave or not, unsure if I had already managed to make you uncomfortable*

i-darkstar-x

She looked at the boxes with fruit, then looked at you. “Naturally occurring expanded plant ovaries.” She answered with a giggle. Two of the boxes were taken inside.