Christmas Mistletoe.
Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. ;)
this was an absolute fucking disaster last year let’s do this
I want kisses!
These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.
I AM CRYING THIS IS HILARIOUS OMG
I would be robert in this situation
The last one man. The last one.
This is amazing. Please never stop
blackwolfknight asked:
( lightning bolt)
i-darkstar-x answered:
Gelirein squeaked in surprise, and jumped in the air, quickly turning around and covering her plot with her tail. “V-Vat do you sink you are doing!?” She exclaimed, blushing and avoiding eye contact.
Grabbing a sexy plot
She puffed her cheeks out defiantly. “Nice try buddy, but I’m not so easily seduced.” She answered, quickly turning away and looking at the shelves, keeping her tail over her plot.
*get close to her* you sure on that *grab her plot*
She eeped and smacked him with her tail, which felt like getting hit in the base with a metal bat.
*get up after getting down* wow
“Vat did I say not two seconds ago!?” She squeaked, blushing and facing him.
*kiss her* come on you don’t think I’m going to stop
She blushed and jerked away, cheeks so red they looked like cherries. “S-Stop it!”
No cutie *smile*
She slapped him with her hoof, which had the force of a cannonball.
*get toss across* oww… one date and I’ll stop or we skip the date and just go to the bed room
She blushed. “Ugh, fine, one date. Zen you vill leave me alone?” She said.
*gut up quickly* yes
She puffed her cheeks out again and picked up a tissue from her saddleback, writing her phone number on it and handing it to him.
*take it* thanks I’ll call yo tonight
“Yeah…” She said, then walked away, muttering to herself.
*smile and walk away later that night wolf calls her*
“Yes?” Her voice said from the other end.
blackwolfknight asked:
( lightning bolt)
i-darkstar-x answered:
Gelirein squeaked in surprise, and jumped in the air, quickly turning around and covering her plot with her tail. “V-Vat do you sink you are doing!?” She exclaimed, blushing and avoiding eye contact.
Grabbing a sexy plot
She puffed her cheeks out defiantly. “Nice try buddy, but I’m not so easily seduced.” She answered, quickly turning away and looking at the shelves, keeping her tail over her plot.
*get close to her* you sure on that *grab her plot*
She eeped and smacked him with her tail, which felt like getting hit in the base with a metal bat.
*get up after getting down* wow
“Vat did I say not two seconds ago!?” She squeaked, blushing and facing him.
*kiss her* come on you don’t think I’m going to stop
She blushed and jerked away, cheeks so red they looked like cherries. “S-Stop it!”
No cutie *smile*
She slapped him with her hoof, which had the force of a cannonball.
*get toss across* oww… one date and I’ll stop or we skip the date and just go to the bed room
She blushed. “Ugh, fine, one date. Zen you vill leave me alone?” She said.
*gut up quickly* yes
She puffed her cheeks out again and picked up a tissue from her saddleback, writing her phone number on it and handing it to him.
*take it* thanks I’ll call yo tonight
“Yeah…” She said, then walked away, muttering to herself.