Banner image made by Sometimes I'll post or reblog some cool pictures or poems.Mostly Roleplaying though, dragons and MLP usually. --- I also am great at GMod (or so I like to think) so I am open to requests of any variety if I have the models provided.
So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him
Wow. This is genius
i-darkstar-x asked:
portaldash answered:
“ Eep!!” I Yelp as I try to run, but I trip over another vine and I land on my belly again, I roll over onto my back
“Mmmf!!!” I moan loudly as my belly continues to inflate, I moan as I squirt really hard
It continues for about another minute before stopping and the tentacles pull out. The suckers stay though.
*i pant hard as I hold my stomach, cum leaks out of my holes, I moan as I keep squirting my milk*
The tentacles begin to pull you towards a hole in the ground where the tentacles seem to be coming out off.
“Eeek!!! No no no no no no no!!! NOOOO!!!” I dig my hooves into the ground, trying my hardest to stay away from the hole, I grab onto a tree stump and I hold on tight, not moving anymore
The tentacles pull as hard as they can, many more trying to grab your forehooves.
“No no no no no no NO!!” I yell as my grip slips, I let go of the tree stump and I am dragged to the hole. “No no no no no no!!!” I cry
They keep pulling, your hooves slipping down first as more tentacles reach up from the hole to help pull.
“Nooooooooo!!!” I shout as I am dragged down into the hole
The you can feel many more tentacles inside as your slip down, three tentacles diving into your mouth to silence you.
“Mmmf!!!” I moan as I am silenced
As the tentacles pull you all the way down, your egg filled body is enveloped by tentacles beyond count, the hole being covered up by tentacles, shutting the light out.
blackwolfknight asked:
(( Feral? )) Anna sat in the sitting room of her sister’s neocastle. She was waiting. She wore a deep red robe, and nothing else under it. [*wink wink nudge nudge*] She had a pale peach coat, and a Long semi-curly pure blond mane and tail, and energetic turquoise eyes, but she was wearing contacts to make them pure blue.
1. His ex wife admitted that he forced her into sexual situations.
2. He wants to spend billions of dollars of our already dwindling budget to build a wall to stop Mexicans from coming into the country.
3. When asked hard hitting and relevant questions by a female he avoided them and went on to blame it on her period.
4. He gave out a senators private number out of spite.
5. If he can’t fix his hair how can we expect him to fix our economy?
6. He accused all immigrants of being rapists.
7. He believes immigrants stealing jobs is actually a thing.
8. He believes that sexual assault is to be expected when men and women are put together.
9. He’s disgusted by breast feeding.
10. He’s overall just a sexist, racist bully who uses his money in order to push people around.
I’m not even american but oh my god don’t let this scumbag be your fucking president
11. He wants to shut down all mosques, though he knows that it may be illegal
12. He wants to make all Muslims wear a badge and carry an ID that says that they’re Muslim
Remind you of anything?
Reblogging again for that^
13. He said that autistic children just need to be properly disciplined and that people suffering through depression and PTSD are acting as though they’re the first generation to struggle with these issues.
its not Donald trump its Donald chump
Dumbo Lump
And my friend’s mom actually thinks about voting for him. :P✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me
A whiteout is a weather condition in which visibility and contrast are severely reduced by snow. The horizon disappears completely and there are no reference points at all, leaving the individual with a distorted orientation. Shadows are also not cast due to a continuous white cloud layer appearing to merge with the white snow surface.
Take it from someone living in Norway. These things are horrifying! If its bad enough you can get lost only a few feet from a cabin and since there is wind your tracks dissappears fast making it quite possible that you can freeze to death at the edge of your lawn because you can’t see anything.
The solution of course is to lock your doors and windows and never ever ever leave your house again.
All of Sweden will be available for download Dec 18 2015.
All of Sweden will be available for download.
All. Of. Sweden.
It’ll all be bombed and replaced with American flags. because of fucking assholes.
No, it’ll be becuase Americans
