ask-morado-crafts asked:
((i will see)) *a paper apears in there hands whit names*
Rexi squeaked in surprise and fell over backward, knocking a glass vase to the ground with a crash. Anna giggled, and just looked at hers. “Who are all these?” She said while Rexi pulled bits of glass out of her shoulder.
This is what it should mean to be a police officer. Everyone deserves to feel safe and protected, no matter their skin tone or cultural background. If the officers currently serving aren’t like this, then something needs to be done now to make that change.
This is nice to see. There’s so much negativity about police officers and law enforcement lately, which I completely understand given the circumstances. But these guys here, these are real officers. Officers with compassion who actually do protect and serve the community however they can.
Out of Context D&D Quote Starters:
- “EXCUSE YOU, I AM A HOT FAIRY.”
- “I’ll kick a tree’s ass.”
- “You should seduce the boat!”
- “I killed a man today. In space. On a dragon. With a shovel.”
- “Can I have flaming pistols?”
- “No, you may not make a human centipede out of your army of 50 children.”
- “Can I pay them money not to come near me?”
- “I’m pretty sure fish don’t accept money.”
- “I don’t know what we need to bleed on.”
- “Let’s bleed on everything, just to be safe.”
- “I’m going to go out on a limb and say we’re not going to solve this problem by bleeding on it.”
- “Your ass is not a weapon you are proficient with.”
- “That is the only dwarf ass I’m going to draw for you today.”
- “Oh shit, I forgot the princess.”
- “Did you just pull a gun out of your hair?”
- “Who just carries spiders around in their pockets?!”
- “He fought like he lived… Full of spears.”
- “Ok, so there’s a lot of teeth in this water.”
- “I’m not sure how to split a throne evenly. We all have a sitting schedule?”
- “How many noses are going into this chicken?”
- “We just turned a ritualistic orphan sacrifice chamber into a nightclub.”
- “You started a cult!?”
- “We need to give this guy a proper burial. After we loot his body. And take his teeth.”
- “Yeah, he’s a ghost now. But I can punch ghosts, so it’s fine.”
- “Have you ever seen a dragon choke on one hundred and thirty five orphans? Because you’re about to.”
- “I can be responsible for my own severed leg, thank you.”
- “Look, if I’m going to be a part of this Badger Cult, I expect career options!”
- “I can’t believe you just pre-battle blazed it.”
- “You lose the moral high ground after the second murder.”
- “I am literally dying for your sins right now! Do not fuck this up for me!”
- “Summon the monkeys! They will be relevant!”
- “What happens if you die in Hell?” “Double Hell.”
- “Long term goal: we put your corpse on the airship.”
- “Does it still count as ‘evil’ if I feel really bad about it?”
- “Everyone is ambidextrous until proven otherwise.”
- “You blew up the sun!”
- “Hold my record player, I’m going in.”
- “I have never tried to stab you in a combat situation!”
- “Want to use my knife? It’s only been used for our own ritual blood-letting.”
- “I’m not sure we can even beat a log right now. We must negotiate with it.”
Bring home the magic…Cinderella is now available.
Screw that!
Where’s Lion King!?!?
How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…
LMFAO RAIDEN
Reblogs because of raiden lol, kinseyandrew
This is actually really cool
YES
*cracks neck* my time has come
Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.
Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.
Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.
Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.
Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.
NOW THE FUN BEGINS.
You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.
Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)
Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.
Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.
And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.
Basically this
This is someone who paid attention in finance class.
hire we go!!
breelandwalker Tell us your real name so we can watch the news for when you trump what’s-his-face when you become officially crowned the most successful human alive.