I want someone to churn butter in my ass
Please just for one minute of your fucking life just calm down and think before you type out a post
You’re not from around here are you cop-puncher-666?
(She puts it on happily)
He stood up, and smiled again. She looked quite pretty with it on. Not that she wasn’t before, but now she looked even more pretty. Skoas felt glad for a few short moments that he couldn’t talk, or he would have embarrassed himself with that statement.
Hm?(she notices his stare) Something wrong?
He blushed brightly and shook his head quickly, and quickly began gesturing about in an apologetic manner, if that makes sense.
Hm?(she didnt seem to know what he was apologizing for) Say how about i treat you to dinner?
He froze in mid gesture, his blush its reddest yet. He then nodded quickly, smiling widely and wagging his tail, which made a swishing noise against the grass.
Anywhere perticular you wish to go?(the dark angel smiles)
He shrugged. He never really had the money to go to anywhere nice with food he liked, and he was pretty much an outcast among his own species for being so oddly colored.
(She puts it on happily)
He stood up, and smiled again. She looked quite pretty with it on. Not that she wasn’t before, but now she looked even more pretty. Skoas felt glad for a few short moments that he couldn’t talk, or he would have embarrassed himself with that statement.
Hm?(she notices his stare) Something wrong?
He blushed brightly and shook his head quickly, and quickly began gesturing about in an apologetic manner, if that makes sense.
Hm?(she didnt seem to know what he was apologizing for) Say how about i treat you to dinner?
He froze in mid gesture, his blush its reddest yet. He then nodded quickly, smiling widely and wagging his tail, which made a swishing noise against the grass.
bored-ducky asked:
Claimed.
i-darkstar-x answered:
4. Own me tied in bed naked for one night
—
Skoas shut his eyes tightly, which was pointless since he was already blindfolded. His hooves were tied to the four corners of a bed, leaving him exposed and vulnerable. A ring-gag was attached to his face, forcing his mouth wide open and “useable”. He couldn’t really make any noise despite it being a ring-gag, as he was mute.
*The mare jumped on the bed and sat on top of him, smiling. She licked his neck* Hmmm~
He tensed up from surprise, and shivered as she licked his neck, his ears folding down and his eyes flitting about under his blindfold, instincts commanding him to identify the source.
(She puts it on happily)
He stood up, and smiled again. She looked quite pretty with it on. Not that she wasn’t before, but now she looked even more pretty. Skoas felt glad for a few short moments that he couldn’t talk, or he would have embarrassed himself with that statement.
Hm?(she notices his stare) Something wrong?
He blushed brightly and shook his head quickly, and quickly began gesturing about in an apologetic manner, if that makes sense.
bored-ducky asked:
Claimed.
4. Own me tied in bed naked for one night
—
Skoas shut his eyes tightly, which was pointless since he was already blindfolded. His hooves were tied to the four corners of a bed, leaving him exposed and vulnerable. A ring-gag was attached to his face, forcing his mouth wide open and “useable”. He couldn’t really make any noise despite it being a ring-gag, as he was mute.
(She puts it on happily)
He stood up, and smiled again. She looked quite pretty with it on. Not that she wasn’t before, but now she looked even more pretty. Skoas felt glad for a few short moments that he couldn’t talk, or he would have embarrassed himself with that statement.
Hello. Have you seen my necklace? It has a sapphire heart locket on it.
Skoas tapped his chin, tilting his head slightly as he thought about it. A sapphire heart shaped locket? He was certain it rang a bell, but he couldn’t place the exact memory. He made a murring noise, frustrated at his inability to recall, and just sadly shook his head.
(She sighs obviously unhappy) Well thanks anyway.(she returns to her search)
Skoas made a worried sound, and began to look too, not wanting for her to continue being sad.
(She looked around) I know I lost it somewhere around here…….
Skoas looked around the spot she had designated, stuffing his head into bushes, lifting benches, digging through garbage bins, looking with increasing determination for her necklace.
(She watches him for a bit) You are determined…..
He nodded rapidly, smiling at her. He then lost his balance perched on the end of a bench and fell over backward into the grass with a light thud.
Are you ok?(she runs to him looking worried)
He sat up, rubbing the back of his head. He nodded, smiling reassuringly. The grass had cushioned his fall to a degree. Though the back of his head may have hit a rather small but very hard stone…
Hm?(she notices something shiny) is that?(she picks up her lovket) you found it!(she smiles and kisses his nose) thank you
Skoas watched as she picked it up. So that’s what he had hit his head on. Well, at least it was confirmed to be 100% harder than steel sapphire. When she kissed his nose, he blushed, his ears flipping up. Though unable to physically say “you’re welcome”, he made a small nodding notion and smiled to signify the same.
One Hundred Ways to Say ‘I Love You’
- “Pull over. Let me drive for awhile.”
- “It reminded me of you.”
- “No, no, it’s my treat.”
- “Come here. Let me fix it.”
- “I’ll walk you home.”
- “Have a good day at work.”
- “I dreamt about you last night.”
- “Take my seat.”
- “I saved a piece for you.”
- “I’m sorry for your loss.”
- “You can have half.”
- “Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”
- “Sorry I’m late.”
- “Can I have this dance?”
- “I made your favourite.”
- “It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
- “Watch your step.”
- “Here, drink this. You’ll feel better.”
- “Can I hold your hand?”
- “You can borrow mine.”
- “You might like this.”
- “It’s not heavy. I’m stronger than I look.”
- “I’ll wait.”
- “Just because.”
- “Look both ways.”
- “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to.”
- “Try some.”
- “Drive safely.”
- “Well, what do you want to do?”
- “One more chapter.”
- “Don’t worry about me.”
- “It looks good on you.”
- “Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”
- “That’s okay, I bought two.”
- “After you.”
- “We’ll figure it out.”
- “Can I kiss you?”
- “I like your laugh.”
- “Don’t cry.”
- “I made this for you.”
- “Go back to sleep.”
- “Is this okay?”
- “I picked these for you.”
- “I’ll drive you to the hospital.”
- “What do you want to watch?”
- “You can go first.”
- “Did you get my letter?”
- “I’ll do it for you.”
- “Call me when you get home.”
- “I think you’re beautiful.”
- “Are you sure?”
- “Have fun.”
- “Sit down, I’ll get it.”
- “I made reservations.”
- “I don’t mind.”
- “It brings out your eyes.”
- “There is enough room for both of us.”
- “You don’t have to say anything.”
- “Wow.”
- “Happy birthday.”
- “I’ll pick it up after work.”
- “It can wait until tomorrow.”
- “Cross my heart and hope to die.”
- “It’s two sugars, right?”
- “I’ll help you study.”
- “Stay over.”
- “I did the dishes.”
- “You didn’t have to ask.”
- “I bought you a ticket.”
- “You’re warm.”
- “No reason.”
- “I’ll meet you halfway.”
- “Take mine.”
- “We can share.”
- “I was just thinking about you.”
- “I want you to have this.”
- “Call me if you need anything.”
- “Do you want to come too?”
- “I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”
- “Is your seatbelt on?”
- “Sweet dreams.”
- “I was in the neighbourhood.”
- “Stay there. I’m coming to get you.”
- “The key is under the mat.”
- “It doesn’t bother me.”
- “You’re important too.”
- “I saved you a seat.”
- “I’ll see you later.”
- “I noticed.”
- “You can tell me anything.”
- “I hope you like it.”
- “I want you to be happy.”
- “I believe in you.”
- “You can do it.”
- “Good luck.”
- “I brought you an umbrella.”
- “I’ll pick you up at the airport.”
- “Take a deep breath.”
- “Be careful.”
And…
- “I love you.”