Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.
*turns to left*
*sees husband*
:DDDDDDDD
*turns left*
*sees Dell computer*
*turns around*
*sees eight Dell computers removed from network a while ago but not wiped or disposed of yet*
*turns right*
*two more Dell computers*
… I gotta go to the bathroom and see if I have scales anywhere.
meanwhile i’m a fucking sippy-cup dragon
you guys got nothing, i’m a xerox copies of outdated pipeline reports dragon
i guess i could make a pretty okay pile of them to curl up on but man, embarrassing
*looks over, sees cats napping on the chair beside her*
…….I can live with that
Pillows
You will never find me as I’m buried in floofy pillows. So long World!
Pillows, blankets, boyfriend. Yay!
Dirty paper plates. Seriously? *sets it all on fire*
((Drop-leaf tables?))
A Werewolf Little Red Riding Hood card for Force of Will. This is acceptable.
Ummmm….pillows and Stuffies - specifically Alpacas….. I’m ok with this~!
Uh….an energy drink……
Accurate
Chairs and curtains. I like my victims to be comfortable with my fine tastes in interior design.
*looks left, sees a dollar* mmmmMMMMMMONEY
*looks left* My wall….?