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namora-the-bound asked:
A Unicorn stallion was watching her from the shadows. Only his dark brown eyes were uncovered, the rest of his body hidden under the layer of latex over his whole body. Though it wasn’t easy to see, he did have a big smile on his face.
I made a thing.
(( The gun was supposed to be a silenced SMG, but for some reason I changed it, and I can’t remember why… ))
markiplier
I laughed way too hard.
It’s funny cause it’s true.
“There’s Ants here, Honey.”
For at least the last 68 seconds.
Welcome to TF2.
HOLY SHIT
i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.
Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass.
…damn.
I HAVE A SUDDEN URGE TO FIGHT PIRATE DRAGONS AAWAAAAAY
O MAI GAWD ITS BOOTYFUL
I ALWAYS SUNG THIS BECAUSE I MIX UP SONGS LIEK BUTMEEOW
kill me this is beautiful, if there was a seafaring expansion to Skyrim this should be put in
I MUST AWAY! MY ADVENTURE MUST BEGUIN!
Note to self: Keep this saved somewhere special and use it when something epic is about to happen in an RP.
That, or save into a disk/USB drive to use on a boat and play it as you go about 20-30 knots on the high seas. :3
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
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Poor Person: I need food stamps so I don’t starve.
Conservative: That’s lazy. Get a job.
Poor Person: Fine. I got a job, but it doesn’t pay enough. The minimum wage needs to be raised.
Conservative: Still lazy. Go to college so you can get a better job.
Poor Person: Fine. But I’ll need financial assistance to afford college.
Conservative: Still lazy.
Poor Person: Fine. I went to college, put myself in debt, and got a degree. But the only jobs I can get without experience are unpaid internships. Businesses should be required to pay their interns.
Conservative: …
Conservative: Still lazy.
Poor Person: How the hell do you expect me to get out of debt?
Conservative: It’s your own fault. You choose to go to college even though you couldn’t afford it.
Poor Person: But you’re the one who keeps telling poor people to go to college. Are you saying that I’m lazy if I don’t go to college, and lazy if I do?
Conservative: Yes.
Poor Person: Then what the hell should I do?
Conservative: Be born rich.
Someone put this PERFECTLY. f u c k
THAT GIF
