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collection of robots saying “fuck this shit”
The third one is just “FUCKING EAT IT!”
The robot uprising begins
More like proof robots are still stupid.
i-darkstar-x asked:
((OK )) Rayzur Shine [Ray] was waiting in the food court of a shopping mall. Well, it wasn't really Rayzur Shine in appearance. Being a prince, it was kind of hard to go out in public. He had used this disguise with Kaylyn(?) many times, so it wouldn't be hard for her to recognize him. His disguise had bright yellow eyes, purple and cyan mane and tail, and crystal blue coat. While in reality, his coat was yellow, his mane and tail were crystal blue, and his left eye cyan, and his right purple.
kaylynloveslife answered:
I smiled as I flew around the mall dropping off orders. I smiled as I see you. “Hey stranger!” I called from up above. “How are you?” I flew down. ((She has a green coat with both a light brown mane that was formed into a braid as well as her tail. She has light brown eyes and two blue flowers as her cutie mark)).
“Ray don’t do this. I’m sorry.” I muttered as I tried to get up. “Shut up! No pegasi are taking away my chances of being a princess!” She picked me up and through down hard. “Ray, make your aunts know.” I said softly.
Rayzur shook his head, looking at you, and said, “No, if she kills you, I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself.” He looked back at the mare, waiting for an answer.
“Ray..” I tried to stand up and fight off her magic. “Please I’m not worth this. I don’t want you to be unhappy because of me.” I got up to walk towards you. Then there was a pink flash and I was let go of the spell.
Rayzur looked very surprised and very impressed you could fight off the spell by mental willpower alone. He quickly cast a bubble of protection around you to prevent other attacks.
“Ray did Princess Twilight saved us or Cadence?” I couldn’t see very well as I tried to stand up on my hooves.
Rayzur wasn’t sure himself, but he quickly got between you and the unicorn mare.
(( Call me a Fr'ij head, but the Unicorn mare reminds me very much of a “yandere”. XD
The mare got mad but a spell got her trapped. “Ray?” I looked at you. One of the princesses talked to the unicorn and told the guards to take her away. I cried out as I tried to move my wings.
“Don’t move your wings.” Rayzur said through the bubble. “They’re broken. It’s best to try and move them as little as possible.”
“Rayzur, she’s gone you can put the bubble down.” A soft female voice said as I looked to see one of the Princesses.
Rayzur nodded, the bubble vanishing. He laid a hoof on your shoulder so any sort of disorientation would disperse quickly.
i-darkstar-x asked:
Babysitter
monocerusroleplays answered:
Miden looked around in confusion, not knowing where he was, as he was now about six pony years old, and only had the skills and memories that he did back then. What was odd was that he hadn’t learned much English yet, so he couldn’t speak full sentences.
“What..?” the little monocerus asked, confused and a bit scared.
She kept kissing as well, sliding her tongue into his mouth. “Mm~~”
Miden opened his eyes in surprise at the intrusion, but slowly closed them after, licking your tongue with his.
She purred lovingly, caressing his tongue with hers.
He blushed more as he experienced the strange, yet welcome feeling.
She made a purring noise as she continued to kiss him.
Miden soon broke the kiss, blushing heavily and looking at you.
She licked her lips and winked at him. “Such a good kisser~” she giggled.
“Thank you..” he said, smiling blushingly. “You too..”
Anna giggled, and nuzzled his cheek. “Thank you too~”
Miden smiled, happy. “What do now?”
“I made you something to eat, remember?” She giggled, carrying him through to the kitchen.
(( I recall it involved sunflowers and something else.
i-darkstar-x asked:
Babysitter
monocerusroleplays answered:
Miden looked around in confusion, not knowing where he was, as he was now about six pony years old, and only had the skills and memories that he did back then. What was odd was that he hadn’t learned much English yet, so he couldn’t speak full sentences.
“What..?” the little monocerus asked, confused and a bit scared.
She kept kissing as well, sliding her tongue into his mouth. “Mm~~”
Miden opened his eyes in surprise at the intrusion, but slowly closed them after, licking your tongue with his.
She purred lovingly, caressing his tongue with hers.
He blushed more as he experienced the strange, yet welcome feeling.
She made a purring noise as she continued to kiss him.
Miden soon broke the kiss, blushing heavily and looking at you.
She licked her lips and winked at him. “Such a good kisser~” she giggled.
“Thank you..” he said, smiling blushingly. “You too..”
Anna giggled, and nuzzled his cheek. “Thank you too~”
i-darkstar-x asked:
((OK )) Rayzur Shine [Ray] was waiting in the food court of a shopping mall. Well, it wasn't really Rayzur Shine in appearance. Being a prince, it was kind of hard to go out in public. He had used this disguise with Kaylyn(?) many times, so it wouldn't be hard for her to recognize him. His disguise had bright yellow eyes, purple and cyan mane and tail, and crystal blue coat. While in reality, his coat was yellow, his mane and tail were crystal blue, and his left eye cyan, and his right purple.
kaylynloveslife answered:
I smiled as I flew around the mall dropping off orders. I smiled as I see you. “Hey stranger!” I called from up above. “How are you?” I flew down. ((She has a green coat with both a light brown mane that was formed into a braid as well as her tail. She has light brown eyes and two blue flowers as her cutie mark)).
“Ray don’t do this. I’m sorry.” I muttered as I tried to get up. “Shut up! No pegasi are taking away my chances of being a princess!” She picked me up and through down hard. “Ray, make your aunts know.” I said softly.
Rayzur shook his head, looking at you, and said, “No, if she kills you, I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself.” He looked back at the mare, waiting for an answer.
“Ray..” I tried to stand up and fight off her magic. “Please I’m not worth this. I don’t want you to be unhappy because of me.” I got up to walk towards you. Then there was a pink flash and I was let go of the spell.
Rayzur looked very surprised and very impressed you could fight off the spell by mental willpower alone. He quickly cast a bubble of protection around you to prevent other attacks.
“Ray did Princess Twilight saved us or Cadence?” I couldn’t see very well as I tried to stand up on my hooves.
Rayzur wasn’t sure himself, but he quickly got between you and the unicorn mare.
(( Call me a Fr'ij head, but the Unicorn mare reminds me very much of a “yandere”. XD
The mare got mad but a spell got her trapped. “Ray?” I looked at you. One of the princesses talked to the unicorn and told the guards to take her away. I cried out as I tried to move my wings.
“Don’t move your wings.” Rayzur said through the bubble. “They’re broken. It’s best to try and move them as little as possible.”
i-darkstar-x asked:
((OK )) Rayzur Shine [Ray] was waiting in the food court of a shopping mall. Well, it wasn't really Rayzur Shine in appearance. Being a prince, it was kind of hard to go out in public. He had used this disguise with Kaylyn(?) many times, so it wouldn't be hard for her to recognize him. His disguise had bright yellow eyes, purple and cyan mane and tail, and crystal blue coat. While in reality, his coat was yellow, his mane and tail were crystal blue, and his left eye cyan, and his right purple.
kaylynloveslife answered:
I smiled as I flew around the mall dropping off orders. I smiled as I see you. “Hey stranger!” I called from up above. “How are you?” I flew down. ((She has a green coat with both a light brown mane that was formed into a braid as well as her tail. She has light brown eyes and two blue flowers as her cutie mark)).
“Ray don’t do this. I’m sorry.” I muttered as I tried to get up. “Shut up! No pegasi are taking away my chances of being a princess!” She picked me up and through down hard. “Ray, make your aunts know.” I said softly.
Rayzur shook his head, looking at you, and said, “No, if she kills you, I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself.” He looked back at the mare, waiting for an answer.
“Ray..” I tried to stand up and fight off her magic. “Please I’m not worth this. I don’t want you to be unhappy because of me.” I got up to walk towards you. Then there was a pink flash and I was let go of the spell.
Rayzur looked very surprised and very impressed you could fight off the spell by mental willpower alone. He quickly cast a bubble of protection around you to prevent other attacks.
“Ray did Princess Twilight saved us or Cadence?” I couldn’t see very well as I tried to stand up on my hooves.
Rayzur wasn’t sure himself, but he quickly got between you and the unicorn mare.
(( Call me a Fr'ij head, but the Unicorn mare reminds me very much of a “yandere”. XD
i-darkstar-x asked:
((OK )) Rayzur Shine [Ray] was waiting in the food court of a shopping mall. Well, it wasn't really Rayzur Shine in appearance. Being a prince, it was kind of hard to go out in public. He had used this disguise with Kaylyn(?) many times, so it wouldn't be hard for her to recognize him. His disguise had bright yellow eyes, purple and cyan mane and tail, and crystal blue coat. While in reality, his coat was yellow, his mane and tail were crystal blue, and his left eye cyan, and his right purple.
kaylynloveslife answered:
I smiled as I flew around the mall dropping off orders. I smiled as I see you. “Hey stranger!” I called from up above. “How are you?” I flew down. ((She has a green coat with both a light brown mane that was formed into a braid as well as her tail. She has light brown eyes and two blue flowers as her cutie mark)).
“Ray don’t do this. I’m sorry.” I muttered as I tried to get up. “Shut up! No pegasi are taking away my chances of being a princess!” She picked me up and through down hard. “Ray, make your aunts know.” I said softly.
Rayzur shook his head, looking at you, and said, “No, if she kills you, I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself.” He looked back at the mare, waiting for an answer.
“Ray..” I tried to stand up and fight off her magic. “Please I’m not worth this. I don’t want you to be unhappy because of me.” I got up to walk towards you. Then there was a pink flash and I was let go of the spell.
Rayzur looked very surprised and very impressed you could fight off the spell by mental willpower alone. He quickly cast a bubble of protection around you to prevent other attacks.
i-darkstar-x asked:
((OK )) Rayzur Shine [Ray] was waiting in the food court of a shopping mall. Well, it wasn't really Rayzur Shine in appearance. Being a prince, it was kind of hard to go out in public. He had used this disguise with Kaylyn(?) many times, so it wouldn't be hard for her to recognize him. His disguise had bright yellow eyes, purple and cyan mane and tail, and crystal blue coat. While in reality, his coat was yellow, his mane and tail were crystal blue, and his left eye cyan, and his right purple.
kaylynloveslife answered:
I smiled as I flew around the mall dropping off orders. I smiled as I see you. “Hey stranger!” I called from up above. “How are you?” I flew down. ((She has a green coat with both a light brown mane that was formed into a braid as well as her tail. She has light brown eyes and two blue flowers as her cutie mark)).
“Ray don’t do this. I’m sorry.” I muttered as I tried to get up. “Shut up! No pegasi are taking away my chances of being a princess!” She picked me up and through down hard. “Ray, make your aunts know.” I said softly.
Rayzur shook his head, looking at you, and said, “No, if she kills you, I wouldn’t be able to forgive myself.” He looked back at the mare, waiting for an answer.
