SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.
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- Them asking you the same question at least 10 times.
- Them saying “I’m sorry” at least 5 times a day.
- You promising them everything is okay.
- Ordering food for them.
- Making phone calls for them.
- Repeating the same directions 3 times.
- Texts as soon as you leave.
- Sweaty palms.
- Constant reassuring.
- Them constantly changing their mind.
- ALWAYS BEING EARLY.
- NEVER BEING LATE.
- Directions never being clear enough.
- Answering the same question MULTIPLE times.
- Them being nervous for seemingly simple tasks.
-Friday nights in.
-Weird triggers you will never understand.
-Tears. Lots of tears.
-Sudden silence when they feel an attack coming on.
-Trouble going out to eat in a restaurant.
-Stomach aches.
-Late night phone calls.
-Giving them cuddles when they need it.
-Finding out signs they are nervous.
-Taking care of them when they are having an anxious day

1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end
2. Flick the blue cap off
3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams.
- Ring an ambulance even if everything seems to be fine!
Oh my god.
So as someone who has to carry an epipen EVERYWHERE I am so happy to see that there’s an info post about them.
Like in the extreme case that I can’t inject myself, somebody else would have to do it, but nobody knows how to do it! Thank you, this may just save my life some day.
Don’t be wimpy about it, either. I know friends who are like, “but idk if I could stab you with a needle!” Please stab me with the needle, don’t be hesitant about it.
In my case (I can’t speak for all allergies), an epi buys me 20 minutes of breathing to get to the hospital. It is not a magic bullet, it’s a few critical minutes to help get me where I need to go.
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
Hell if it isn’t already a headcanon and is accurate, I’ll make it a headcanon.

shit posting at a thousand miles a second
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING