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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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calm-your-cloaca:
“ babyletyourfantasiesunwind:
“ yersinia—pestis:
“ merlinsbearditsthedoctor:
“ No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all...
merlinsbearditsthedoctor

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

calm-your-cloaca

IM FUCKGIN CRYING

i-darkstar-x

YES

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spacemuffinz

why are ball jointed dolls so pretty i don’t even like dolls i want to punch myself in the eyes this isn’t fair stop being prettier than me you are made of plastic and the repurposed souls of dead poetry 

thedarklordemma

oh boy wait til you hear about the dragon ones

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They’re about the size of cats. and you can get them here 

spacemuffinz

*cries for eternity*

thranduildweebleaf

I NEED ONE OH MY GOD I WOULD LOVE FOREVER ANYONE WHO GOT ME A BALL JOINT DRAGON HOLY SHIT

ian-is-oliver

crusis mollys-dollies kishona

kishona

so cute! the first animal i want is the pug one i saw tho!!

i-darkstar-x

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

Source: spacemuffinz