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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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to all the 13 year old girls that follow me

peachtrick

  • if you think her skirt is cute, tell her
  • the guy that you have a crush on probably doesn’t take enough showers
  • liking 1D or taylor swift isn’t embarrassing. dont hide it
  • draw draw draw! you’ll be happy to have the skill later on
  • do your homework it’ll help with stress
  • when you’re overwhelmed you should run. it makes you feel better
  • don’t start cutting no matter how afraid you are
  • if that shirt doesn’t fit you it doesn’t matter
  • hug the people you love
  • know that your life is weird right now and it will get better
girls-and-theirmagic

reblogging because I wish someone told me this when I was 13

ai12jk

Never start harming yourself, please.
This goes to not only 13 y.o. but to everyone who ever considers this.

Also, pills, stay as far as you can from them.

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deadcatwithaflamethrower

LEGO Princess Indiana Jones Trilogy Mononoke.

Help?

resplendeo

…ping pong and pirates of the caribbean?

nehirose

are we talking actively watched our was passively around while it was playing? cause it’s lotro and either stand up guys or the losers, however that works.

rionsanura

Journey and Book of Life. I think I’ll be okay.

copperbadge

Much Ado About 2048.

mousezilla

The first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, and FFXIV:ARR.

silverruby

WoW:WoD and Interstellar… I’m not sure Goblin Engineering can hold up to G-forces of that magnitude… LMAO

hippobutts

World of Warcraft and How to Train Your Dragon 2 *7*

thehorsesays

The Last of Us and Paranorman…

crap on a crap cracker.

jacknurse

Legend of the Guardians - Owls of Ga’hool and Mario Galaxy. Interesting.

dragondeviant

The Good, The Bad, The Weird mixed with Daytona USA. So a pseudo-Spaghetti western set the in the 30’s Manchuria, China fused with NASCAR on Steroids. Awesome.   

grimmbot

Far Cry 3 and Hot Fuzz.

I CANT SEE HOW THESE WOULD FIT.

drgenerous

Warframe and saving private Ryan. Oh lawd.

lewis-and-his-ghost

Company of heroes 2 & Fury…
I’m fucked…

entropychronicles

Jurassic World and GTA V
I can totally see Trevor taming an indominus rex
And Michael getting pissed when it eats Martin madrazos wife blaming it on Trevor

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Gmod and jackass the movie…. Oh good lord let the pain and hilarity ensue….

i-darkstar-x

Chuck and Planetside 2.

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You wanna find out some personal shit?

  • 1. Any scars?
  • 2. Self harmed?
  • 3. Crush?
  • 4. Kissed anyone?
  • 5. Coke or Pepsi?
  • 6. Someone you hate?
  • 7. Best Friends?
  • 8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?
  • 9. What's your dream job?
  • 10. Ever been in love?
  • 11. Last time you cried?
  • 12. Favorite color?
  • 13. Height?
  • 14. Birthday?
  • 15. Eye color?
  • 16. Hair color?
  • 17. What do you love?
  • 18. Obsession?
  • 19. If you had one wish, what would it be?
  • 20. Do you love someone?
  • 21. Kiss or hug?
  • 22. Nicknames people call you?
  • 23. Favorite song?
  • 24. Favorite band?
  • 25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you?
  • 26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?
  • 27. Something you would change about yourself?
  • 28. Ever dated someone?
  • 29. Worst mistake?
  • 30. Watch the movie or read the book?
  • 31. Ever had a heartbreak?
  • 32. Favorite show?
  • 33. Best day of your life?
  • 34. Any talents?
  • 35. Do you wish you could ever start over?
  • 36. Any bad habits?
  • 37. Ever had a near death experience?
  • 38. Someone I can tell anything to?
  • 39. Ever lost a loved one?
  • 40. Do you believe in love?
  • 41. Someone you hate/Dislike?
  • 42. Are you okay?
  • 43. Relationship status?
Source: darkfaun-blog
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A/B/O starters (send one for my muse’s reaction)

rpmememaker

1- : “Why are you resisting your nature?”
2- : “I can smell it! You’re in heat.”
3- : “I can’t wait to see your/my belly swell with our perfect babies.”
4- : “Fuck! I can feel it/them moving in there.”
5- : “You’re feverish, so stop being stubborn and go lay in the nest.”
6- : “Are those suppressant pills!?”
7- : “Put the glass down. You are pregnant with my kids and I’m not going to let you self-destruct because you can’t cope with _______ ” (ex: your nature)
8- : “Look at your neck. Look at the marks I left. You are mine. And solely mine.”
9- : “Come, I’ll give you a bath to wash the dry slick away.”
10- : “What does my omega want for breakfast/lunch/dinner?”
11- : “You, the alpha, are cooking for me?”
12- : “Why do I even bother when all you do is use your pheromones to push me into rut?”
13- : “I don’t want you to knot me.”
14- : “We are bonded but not married, and your parents are old fashioned. If they find out…”
15- : “Fucking knot me already!”
16- : “I-I can’t stay when you’re… like this…”  (heat)
17- : “Your smell is… intoxicating. If I stay I’m going to knot you.”
18- : “If you don’t want me to breed you, lock yourself in your bedroom. I’m taking the couch.”
19- : “Resisting your/my nature is only going to make it worse.”
20- : “Fuck! You stink of beta pheromones. You could have gone more subtle.”
21- : [ Public place ] “Stay calm. I might have just started my heat.”
22- : “Your cycle is fucked up because of all those suppressants you took.”
23- : “You’re too weak to make a nest.”
24- : “I can’t understand you alphas and omegas, smelling each other like you were meat.”
25- : “Do you really think all omegas want to be fucked by you? Sorry to break it to you, but you can fuck off.”
26- : “You don’t smell it? I’m surrounding myself with betas from now on.”
27- : “You know, I always kind of envied omegas.”
28- : “I-I want… N-no need… I… fuck… I-I’m confused.”
29- : “Your bloodline is not pure. I can’t be bonded to you.”
30- : “Alphas/omegas like you are a disgrace to your nature.”
31-: “I thought you were on suppressants?”
32-: “I don’t know why people don’t like betas. I think you’re amazing.”
33-: “Do you think I’m/you’re pregnant yet?”
34-: “You can’t help me, as much as I want you to.”
35-: “I’m bonded to someone.”
36-: “I wish you could claim me.”
37-: “Can you fuck me and not claim me?”
38-: “I don’t need you. I can do this alone.”
39-: “I’ve gone a long time without an alpha.”
40-: “It’s been a while since I’ve fucked an omega.”
41-: “I need you to claim me as your omega.”
42-: “I never thought I wanted a mate until I met you.“ 
43-: “I will only claim you as my omega if you love me.”
44-: “You want me to claim you, don’t you?”
45-: “Please, protect me while I’m in heat. I’m not ready to be claimed.”
46-: “I’m afraid of being claimed by an alpha.”
47-: “I don’t want to be claimed by anyone but you.”
48-: “I didn’t know I was an omega until I went into heat around you.”
49-: “Please, tie me down so I don’t do anything I’ll regret while I’m in heat.”
50-: “I don’t care if you’re also an alpha, I want to claim you.”
51-: “I’m the Alpha, you’re the Omega, I give the orders and you follow them.”
52-: “You’re my Omega, and mine alone.”
53-: “As an Alpha, I have the right to claim you, the Omega, and you know that, don’t you?”
54-: “I gotta say, you have a really, really strong scent, even for an Omega.”
55-: “Are you in heat or something? I didn’t even know you were an Omega…”
56-: “Sorry, it was just a question, didn’t mean to upset you!”
57-: “Dude, calm the fuck down. Are all Omegas this easily scared?”
58-: “Woah, so you can get pregnant by an Alpha, even though you’re like, a dude?”
59-: “Y'know, I am an Alpha, I could help you with your heat, if you want me too…”
60-: “Be a good Omega and bend over.”
61-: “You know as an Alpha I can smell that you’re ____, so you might as well tell me what wrong with you.”
62-: “A group of alphas tried to follow me home today.”
63-: “Y'know, nobody is going to know I’m your omega if you don’t mark me as yours.”
64-: “The suppressants haven’t kicked in yet.”
65-: “Do you really think this thing will keep other alphas off of me?” (ex. a collar)
66-: “Can a body grow immune to suppressants?”
67-: “You know, part of me dreads the idea that any child I bare may be an omega and have to grow up in this world while being seen as nothing more than a couple of holes to fuck.”
68-: “Everything is so fucking hot. Why can’t alphas go into heat instead of omegas?”
69-: “Just because of what I am doesn’t mean I’ll submit to just any alpha”
70-: “I got into some trouble today. I sort of punched an Alpha in the face when he touched me. Long story short, there’s a couple of officers at the door who would like to talk to you about getting control of your omega.”
71-: “I’d kill to be a beta right now.”
72-: “I don’t want an alpha.”
73-: “I don’t want an omega.”
74-: “Do you see me at all? Or am I just a couple of holes to fuck?”
75-: “If you didn’t want me, why did you bring me here?”

Source: rpmememaker