This is just made of win
I tried so hard to scroll past this
you can’t not
I just. David tennant yes.
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This is just made of win
I tried so hard to scroll past this
you can’t not
I just. David tennant yes.
lonerifter asked:
Tenebris: “Um, I’m not sure we’ve met. But I’ve heard about you from [REDACTED], so I’ll defer to their judgment. :3 ”
reblogging because I wish someone told me this when I was 13
Never start harming yourself, please.
This goes to not only 13 y.o. but to everyone who ever considers this.
Also, pills, stay as far as you can from them.
LEGO Princess Indiana Jones Trilogy Mononoke.
Help?
…ping pong and pirates of the caribbean?
are we talking actively watched our was passively around while it was playing? cause it’s lotro and either stand up guys or the losers, however that works.
Journey and Book of Life. I think I’ll be okay.
Much Ado About 2048.
The first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, and FFXIV:ARR.
WoW:WoD and Interstellar… I’m not sure Goblin Engineering can hold up to G-forces of that magnitude… LMAO
World of Warcraft and How to Train Your Dragon 2 *7*
The Last of Us and Paranorman…
crap on a crap cracker.
Legend of the Guardians - Owls of Ga’hool and Mario Galaxy. Interesting.
The Good, The Bad, The Weird mixed with Daytona USA. So a pseudo-Spaghetti western set the in the 30’s Manchuria, China fused with NASCAR on Steroids. Awesome.
Far Cry 3 and Hot Fuzz.
I CANT SEE HOW THESE WOULD FIT.
Warframe and saving private Ryan. Oh lawd.
Company of heroes 2 & Fury…
I’m fucked…
Jurassic World and GTA V
I can totally see Trevor taming an indominus rex
And Michael getting pissed when it eats Martin madrazos wife blaming it on Trevor
Gmod and jackass the movie…. Oh good lord let the pain and hilarity ensue….
Chuck and Planetside 2.
Always remember this for your take-off & cruising altitude ☝🏼️✈️✈️ (at Istanbul Buyukada)
<insert sex joke here>
1- : “Why are you resisting your nature?”
2- : “I can smell it! You’re in heat.”
3- : “I can’t wait to see your/my belly swell with our perfect babies.”
4- : “Fuck! I can feel it/them moving in there.”
5- : “You’re feverish, so stop being stubborn and go lay in the nest.”
6- : “Are those suppressant pills!?”
7- : “Put the glass down. You are pregnant with my kids and I’m not going to let you self-destruct because you can’t cope with _______ ” (ex: your nature)
8- : “Look at your neck. Look at the marks I left. You are mine. And solely mine.”
9- : “Come, I’ll give you a bath to wash the dry slick away.”
10- : “What does my omega want for breakfast/lunch/dinner?”
11- : “You, the alpha, are cooking for me?”
12- : “Why do I even bother when all you do is use your pheromones to push me into rut?”
13- : “I don’t want you to knot me.”
14- : “We are bonded but not married, and your parents are old fashioned. If they find out…”
15- : “Fucking knot me already!”
16- : “I-I can’t stay when you’re… like this…”
(heat)
17- : “Your smell is… intoxicating. If I stay I’m going to knot you.”
18- : “If you don’t want me to breed you, lock yourself in your bedroom. I’m taking the couch.”
19- : “Resisting your/my nature is only going to make it worse.”
20- : “Fuck! You stink of beta pheromones. You could have gone more subtle.”
21- : [ Public place ] “Stay calm. I might have just started my heat.”
22- : “Your cycle is fucked up because of all those suppressants you took.”
23- : “You’re too weak to make a nest.”
24- : “I can’t understand you alphas and omegas, smelling each other like you were meat.”
25- : “Do you really think all omegas want to be fucked by you? Sorry to break it to you, but you can fuck off.”
26- : “You don’t smell it? I’m surrounding myself with betas from now on.”
27- : “You know, I always kind of envied omegas.”
28- : “I-I want… N-no need… I… fuck… I-I’m confused.”
29- : “Your bloodline is not pure. I can’t be bonded to you.”
30- : “Alphas/omegas like you are a disgrace to your nature.”
31-:
“I thought you were on suppressants?”
32-: “I don’t know why people don’t like betas. I think you’re amazing.”
33-:
“Do you think I’m/you’re pregnant yet?”
34-: “You can’t help me, as much as I want you to.”
35-: “I’m bonded to someone.”
36-: “I wish you could claim me.”
37-: “Can you fuck me and not claim me?”
38-: “I don’t need you. I can do this alone.”
39-: “I’ve gone a long time without an alpha.”
40-: “It’s been a while since I’ve fucked an omega.”
41-: “I need you to claim me as your omega.”
42-: “I never thought I wanted a mate until I met you.“
43-: “I will only claim you as my omega if you love me.”
44-: “You want me to claim you, don’t you?”
45-: “Please, protect me while I’m in heat. I’m not ready to be claimed.”
46-: “I’m afraid of being claimed by an alpha.”
47-: “I don’t want to be claimed by anyone but you.”
48-: “I didn’t know I was an omega until I went into heat around you.”
49-: “Please, tie me down so I don’t do anything I’ll regret while I’m in heat.”
50-: “I don’t care if you’re also an alpha, I want to claim you.”
51-: “I’m the Alpha, you’re the Omega, I give the orders and you follow them.”
52-: “You’re my Omega, and mine alone.”
53-: “As an Alpha, I have the right to claim you, the Omega, and you know that, don’t you?”
54-: “I gotta say, you have a really, really strong scent, even for an Omega.”
55-: “Are you in heat or something? I didn’t even know you were an Omega…”
56-: “Sorry, it was just a question, didn’t mean to upset you!”
57-: “Dude, calm the fuck down. Are all Omegas this easily scared?”
58-: “Woah, so you can get pregnant by an Alpha, even though you’re like, a dude?”
59-: “Y'know, I am an Alpha, I could help you with your heat, if you want me too…”
60-: “Be a good Omega and bend over.”
61-: “You know as an Alpha I can smell that you’re ____, so you might as well tell me what wrong with you.”
62-: “A group of alphas tried to follow me home today.”
63-: “Y'know, nobody is going to know I’m your omega if you don’t mark me as yours.”
64-: “The suppressants haven’t kicked in yet.”
65-: “Do you really think this thing will keep other alphas off of me?” (ex. a collar)
66-: “Can a body grow immune to suppressants?”
67-: “You know, part of me dreads the idea that any child I bare may be an omega and have to grow up in this world while being seen as nothing more than a couple of holes to fuck.”
68-: “Everything is so fucking hot. Why can’t alphas go into heat instead of omegas?”
69-: “Just because of what I am doesn’t mean I’ll submit to just any alpha”
70-: “I got into some trouble today. I sort of punched an Alpha in the face when he touched me. Long story short, there’s a couple of officers at the door who would like to talk to you about getting control of your omega.”
71-: “I’d kill to be a beta right now.”
72-: “I don’t want an alpha.”
73-: “I don’t want an omega.”
74-: “Do you see me at all? Or am I just a couple of holes to fuck?”
75-: “If you didn’t want me, why did you bring me here?”
U.S.- Mexico Border
its kind of sad
that’s shocking
how is it shocking? two different countries, two different looks.
extreme border
tell them