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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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There is also one called “Clocky”, an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don’t get out of...
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mY CHILDHOOD FEAR WAS A GAME LIKE THIS

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There is also one called “Clocky”, an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don’t get out of bed on time. When the alarm sounds you can snooze one time. If you still don’t wake up, Clocky will jump off of the bedside table, and wheel away, mindlessly bumping into objects until he finds a spot to rest. You’ll have to get up and out of bed to silence his alarm. Clocky will find new spots everyday, kind of like a hide-and-seek game.

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The Drill Sergeant Alarm Clock will continue to insult you from one of the 10 phrases stored in the clock until you wake up.

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This alarm clock wakes you up with bacon

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The Smash Alarm Clock. You literally smash the top to shut it off.

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The Flying Alarm Clock. Once the alarm sounds, the helicopter flies away and the only way to shut it off is to return it back to it’s base.

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The Target Alarm Clock. As soon as the alarm rings you have to aim and fire the laser gun. Once you hit the bullseye the alarm will shut off.

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Mr Bump allows you to physically throw your alarm clock against the wall to turn it off in the morning.

gobmonster

I has the target alarm clock once but I had to change it because I “somehow?!” Shot the bullseye in my sleep

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I want one of each because I’m a masochist.

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Send me “What’s wrong, honey?”

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And i’ll generate number between 1-10 

1. “Nothing, I am okay, don’t worry.”
2. “Who are you to call me honey?”
3. “Everything.”
4. “I don’t need your help, so go away!”
5. “Nothing, why so?”
6. “Huh? Why are you asking?”
7. “I don’t know, I just feel bad.”
8. “Why can’t you understand me! I told you many times what’s wrong!”
9. “Shut up, don’t ask questions and help me”
10. “Go away”

Headcanons: Sex Life Edition masterpost

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Send a symbol for following headcanons of my character.

☠   Sexuality
☮   Position Preferences
☯   Kinks
♠    Dirty little secrets
Ω   Best time ever
♤   Worst time ever
♣   One thing they’ve never told
♧   Most exotic place they’ve done it at
♥    Number of sexual partners
♡   What they do after sex
♦    Stamina
♔  What gets them in the mood
♕  What is their mood-killer
♚  Most sensitive spot
♛  One thing partner should never do
★   Threesome or an orgy?
☆   How adventurous are they?
☄   If there was a safe-word, what would it be?
☽   Going down or staying up?
☼  Old-school or into experiments?
☀   Masturbate or seek for a helping hand?
☁  One night stands; yay or nay?
☂    Foreplay or straight to business?
❀   One thing they’re dying to try.
✿   In the morning or when night falls?
ψ    Roleplay? If so, what exactly?
♆   Props they’d like to use