i-darkstar-x asked:
ask-morado-crafts answered:
mage: *screams and mouwns softly bot docent die but you can make her life a living hell*
*grabs another super-heated cleaver and forces it through her ribcage*
ahhhh!!!!~ why are you doing this!!!!~
“Because I’m horny.” *Puts a powerful magnet behind you and empties a box of nails in front of you to be drawn in point-first.*
ahhhh!!!!!~then fuck me not hurt me!!!!~
“I intend too, right after I’m done making you bleed~” *uses a pair of pliers to yank out a tooth, Then makes you swallow it.