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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mod-madclicker
hashalflife3beenanouncedyet

VALVE.SOFTWARE IS A FAKE WEBPAGE

valve.software is not a domain owned by valve and is just an edit of the homepage of valvesoftware.com

also here’s the original background image used in the fake for further proof

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/images/4/42/Half_Life_2_Episode_Three_concept_2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091022120506&path-prefix=en

don’t believe everything especially things about Half-Life 3

shitpeoplesayintf2

signal boostin for those of you who might have reblogged that fake announcement

shywiser

open nsfw/sfw rp

  • ---
  • *he pointed to a red circular button labeled with an odd symbol.* "push that, and you'll be done."
  • ---
  • ohhh shiny *presses it multiple times*
  • ---
  • *on the first press, there's a rapid beeping and Likikia's eyes open bright cyan for a brief second before the camera feed tab closes.*
  • ---
  • *keeps pressing it
  • ---
  • "It only does something once." *Mezra said with a chuckle*
  • ---
  • aww *looks disappointed
  • ---
  • *mezra chuckled and pat the top of Soarik's head* "I'll go get Likikia, and then you can push her buttons." *he walked out with a Chuckle, closing the door behind him, leaving Soarik alone again.*
  • ---
  • *he lets out a scowl blushing lighty.
  • ---
  • *a few minutes later, the door opens again, and Mezra And Likikia walk in. Likikia is blushing a little and looks somewhat nervous.*
  • ---
  • *walks in too* wow...
  • ---
  • *Likikia giggled and kept at him, tackle-hugging him to the floor and nuzzling his chest.*
  • ---
  • eeep!! *lets out a terrified squeal
  • ---
  • *she giggled, and kissed his chest-fluff, purring. Mezra chuckled a little, and said,* "Well it's late, but feel free to stay up as long as you like." *He then left, closing the door behind him leaving Soarik alone with Likikia.*
  • ---
  • errr... y-your kinda crushing me
  • ---
  • *She rolled over so he was on top* "That better Master?"
  • ---
  • *gets off smiling*
  • ---
  • *She smiled up at him adoringly.*
  • ---
  • *smiles letting her up
  • ---
  • *she nuzzled under his chin, closing her eyes and murring.*
  • ---
  • eep! *giggles*
  • ---
  • *She kept nuzzling, occasionally kissing his neck.*
  • ---
  • t-taht tickles! x3
  • ---
  • *she grinned, and hugged him so his hooves were pinned against him, and began licking and kissing his neck repeatedly, intending to tickle him.*
  • ---
  • hihihih! s-stop that ! *whimpers and squirms
  • ---
  • "Nuu~!" *she giggled*
  • ---
  • *squirms whipering
  • ---
  • *she wasn't holding him that tightly, so he could break free if he really wanted too*
  • ---
  • *tickles her back
  • ---
  • *she squealed in surprise, but didn't make any effort to defend herself, letting him have free reign over her body*
  • ---
  • aww thats no fun *stops
  • ---
  • *she leaned up and kissed his chin, barely missing his lips.*
  • ---
  • *pushes her off*
  • ---
  • *she giggled, landing on her back under him.*
  • ---
  • *stands up
  • ---
  • *she stayed laid down, closing her eyes and opening her mouth.*
  • ---
shywiser

open nsfw/sfw rp

  • ---
  • *he pointed to a red circular button labeled with an odd symbol.* "push that, and you'll be done."
  • ---
  • ohhh shiny *presses it multiple times*
  • ---
  • *on the first press, there's a rapid beeping and Likikia's eyes open bright cyan for a brief second before the camera feed tab closes.*
  • ---
  • *keeps pressing it
  • ---
  • "It only does something once." *Mezra said with a chuckle*
  • ---
  • aww *looks disappointed
  • ---
  • *mezra chuckled and pat the top of Soarik's head* "I'll go get Likikia, and then you can push her buttons." *he walked out with a Chuckle, closing the door behind him, leaving Soarik alone again.*
  • ---
  • *he lets out a scowl blushing lighty.
  • ---
  • *a few minutes later, the door opens again, and Mezra And Likikia walk in. Likikia is blushing a little and looks somewhat nervous.*
  • ---
  • *walks in too* wow...
  • ---
  • *Likikia giggled and kept at him, tackle-hugging him to the floor and nuzzling his chest.*
  • ---
  • eeep!! *lets out a terrified squeal
  • ---
  • *she giggled, and kissed his chest-fluff, purring. Mezra chuckled a little, and said,* "Well it's late, but feel free to stay up as long as you like." *He then left, closing the door behind him leaving Soarik alone with Likikia.*
  • ---
  • errr... y-your kinda crushing me
  • ---
  • *She rolled over so he was on top* "That better Master?"
  • ---
  • *gets off smiling*
  • ---
  • *She smiled up at him adoringly.*
  • ---
  • *smiles letting her up
  • ---
  • *she nuzzled under his chin, closing her eyes and murring.*
  • ---
  • eep! *giggles*
  • ---
  • *She kept nuzzling, occasionally kissing his neck.*
  • ---
  • t-taht tickles! x3
  • ---
  • *she grinned, and hugged him so his hooves were pinned against him, and began licking and kissing his neck repeatedly, intending to tickle him.*
  • ---
  • hihihih! s-stop that ! *whimpers and squirms
  • ---
  • "Nuu~!" *she giggled*
  • ---
  • *squirms whipering
  • ---
  • *she wasn't holding him that tightly, so he could break free if he really wanted too*
  • ---
  • *tickles her back
  • ---
  • *she squealed in surprise, but didn't make any effort to defend herself, letting him have free reign over her body*
  • ---
  • aww thats no fun *stops
  • ---
  • *she leaned up and kissed his chin, barely missing his lips.*
  • ---
  • *pushes her off*
  • ---
  • *she giggled, landing on her back under him.*
  • ---
shywiser

open nsfw/sfw rp

  • ---
  • *he pointed to a red circular button labeled with an odd symbol.* "push that, and you'll be done."
  • ---
  • ohhh shiny *presses it multiple times*
  • ---
  • *on the first press, there's a rapid beeping and Likikia's eyes open bright cyan for a brief second before the camera feed tab closes.*
  • ---
  • *keeps pressing it
  • ---
  • "It only does something once." *Mezra said with a chuckle*
  • ---
  • aww *looks disappointed
  • ---
  • *mezra chuckled and pat the top of Soarik's head* "I'll go get Likikia, and then you can push her buttons." *he walked out with a Chuckle, closing the door behind him, leaving Soarik alone again.*
  • ---
  • *he lets out a scowl blushing lighty.
  • ---
  • *a few minutes later, the door opens again, and Mezra And Likikia walk in. Likikia is blushing a little and looks somewhat nervous.*
  • ---
  • *walks in too* wow...
  • ---
  • *Likikia giggled and kept at him, tackle-hugging him to the floor and nuzzling his chest.*
  • ---
  • eeep!! *lets out a terrified squeal
  • ---
  • *she giggled, and kissed his chest-fluff, purring. Mezra chuckled a little, and said,* "Well it's late, but feel free to stay up as long as you like." *He then left, closing the door behind him leaving Soarik alone with Likikia.*
  • ---
  • errr... y-your kinda crushing me
  • ---
  • *She rolled over so he was on top* "That better Master?"
  • ---
  • *gets off smiling*
  • ---
  • *She smiled up at him adoringly.*
  • ---
  • *smiles letting her up
  • ---
  • *she nuzzled under his chin, closing her eyes and murring.*
  • ---
  • eep! *giggles*
  • ---
  • *She kept nuzzling, occasionally kissing his neck.*
  • ---
  • t-taht tickles! x3
  • ---
  • *she grinned, and hugged him so his hooves were pinned against him, and began licking and kissing his neck repeatedly, intending to tickle him.*
  • ---
  • hihihih! s-stop that ! *whimpers and squirms
  • ---
  • "Nuu~!" *she giggled*
  • ---
  • *squirms whipering
  • ---
  • *she wasn't holding him that tightly, so he could break free if he really wanted too*
  • ---
  • *tickles her back
  • ---
  • *she squealed in surprise, but didn't make any effort to defend herself, letting him have free reign over her body*
  • ---
  • aww thats no fun *stops
  • ---
  • *she leaned up and kissed his chin, barely missing his lips.*
  • ---
shywiser

open nsfw/sfw rp

  • ---
  • *he pointed to a red circular button labeled with an odd symbol.* "push that, and you'll be done."
  • ---
  • ohhh shiny *presses it multiple times*
  • ---
  • *on the first press, there's a rapid beeping and Likikia's eyes open bright cyan for a brief second before the camera feed tab closes.*
  • ---
  • *keeps pressing it
  • ---
  • "It only does something once." *Mezra said with a chuckle*
  • ---
  • aww *looks disappointed
  • ---
  • *mezra chuckled and pat the top of Soarik's head* "I'll go get Likikia, and then you can push her buttons." *he walked out with a Chuckle, closing the door behind him, leaving Soarik alone again.*
  • ---
  • *he lets out a scowl blushing lighty.
  • ---
  • *a few minutes later, the door opens again, and Mezra And Likikia walk in. Likikia is blushing a little and looks somewhat nervous.*
  • ---
  • *walks in too* wow...
  • ---
  • *Likikia giggled and kept at him, tackle-hugging him to the floor and nuzzling his chest.*
  • ---
  • eeep!! *lets out a terrified squeal
  • ---
  • *she giggled, and kissed his chest-fluff, purring. Mezra chuckled a little, and said,* "Well it's late, but feel free to stay up as long as you like." *He then left, closing the door behind him leaving Soarik alone with Likikia.*
  • ---
  • errr... y-your kinda crushing me
  • ---
  • *She rolled over so he was on top* "That better Master?"
  • ---
  • *gets off smiling*
  • ---
  • *She smiled up at him adoringly.*
  • ---
  • *smiles letting her up
  • ---
  • *she nuzzled under his chin, closing her eyes and murring.*
  • ---
  • eep! *giggles*
  • ---
  • *She kept nuzzling, occasionally kissing his neck.*
  • ---
  • t-taht tickles! x3
  • ---
  • *she grinned, and hugged him so his hooves were pinned against him, and began licking and kissing his neck repeatedly, intending to tickle him.*
  • ---
  • hihihih! s-stop that ! *whimpers and squirms
  • ---
  • "Nuu~!" *she giggled*
  • ---
  • *squirms whipering
  • ---
  • *she wasn't holding him that tightly, so he could break free if he really wanted too*
  • ---
  • *tickles her back
  • ---
  • *she squealed in surprise, but didn't make any effort to defend herself, letting him have free reign over her body*
  • ---
shywiser

open nsfw/sfw rp

  • ---
  • *he pointed to a red circular button labeled with an odd symbol.* "push that, and you'll be done."
  • ---
  • ohhh shiny *presses it multiple times*
  • ---
  • *on the first press, there's a rapid beeping and Likikia's eyes open bright cyan for a brief second before the camera feed tab closes.*
  • ---
  • *keeps pressing it
  • ---
  • "It only does something once." *Mezra said with a chuckle*
  • ---
  • aww *looks disappointed
  • ---
  • *mezra chuckled and pat the top of Soarik's head* "I'll go get Likikia, and then you can push her buttons." *he walked out with a Chuckle, closing the door behind him, leaving Soarik alone again.*
  • ---
  • *he lets out a scowl blushing lighty.
  • ---
  • *a few minutes later, the door opens again, and Mezra And Likikia walk in. Likikia is blushing a little and looks somewhat nervous.*
  • ---
  • *walks in too* wow...
  • ---
  • *Likikia giggled and kept at him, tackle-hugging him to the floor and nuzzling his chest.*
  • ---
  • eeep!! *lets out a terrified squeal
  • ---
  • *she giggled, and kissed his chest-fluff, purring. Mezra chuckled a little, and said,* "Well it's late, but feel free to stay up as long as you like." *He then left, closing the door behind him leaving Soarik alone with Likikia.*
  • ---
  • errr... y-your kinda crushing me
  • ---
  • *She rolled over so he was on top* "That better Master?"
  • ---
  • *gets off smiling*
  • ---
  • *She smiled up at him adoringly.*
  • ---
  • *smiles letting her up
  • ---
  • *she nuzzled under his chin, closing her eyes and murring.*
  • ---
  • eep! *giggles*
  • ---
  • *She kept nuzzling, occasionally kissing his neck.*
  • ---
  • t-taht tickles! x3
  • ---
  • *she grinned, and hugged him so his hooves were pinned against him, and began licking and kissing his neck repeatedly, intending to tickle him.*
  • ---
  • hihihih! s-stop that ! *whimpers and squirms
  • ---
  • "Nuu~!" *she giggled*
  • ---
  • *squirms whipering
  • ---
  • *she wasn't holding him that tightly, so he could break free if he really wanted too*
  • ---
shywiser

open nsfw/sfw rp

  • ---
  • *he pointed to a red circular button labeled with an odd symbol.* "push that, and you'll be done."
  • ---
  • ohhh shiny *presses it multiple times*
  • ---
  • *on the first press, there's a rapid beeping and Likikia's eyes open bright cyan for a brief second before the camera feed tab closes.*
  • ---
  • *keeps pressing it
  • ---
  • "It only does something once." *Mezra said with a chuckle*
  • ---
  • aww *looks disappointed
  • ---
  • *mezra chuckled and pat the top of Soarik's head* "I'll go get Likikia, and then you can push her buttons." *he walked out with a Chuckle, closing the door behind him, leaving Soarik alone again.*
  • ---
  • *he lets out a scowl blushing lighty.
  • ---
  • *a few minutes later, the door opens again, and Mezra And Likikia walk in. Likikia is blushing a little and looks somewhat nervous.*
  • ---
  • *walks in too* wow...
  • ---
  • *Likikia giggled and kept at him, tackle-hugging him to the floor and nuzzling his chest.*
  • ---
  • eeep!! *lets out a terrified squeal
  • ---
  • *she giggled, and kissed his chest-fluff, purring. Mezra chuckled a little, and said,* "Well it's late, but feel free to stay up as long as you like." *He then left, closing the door behind him leaving Soarik alone with Likikia.*
  • ---
  • errr... y-your kinda crushing me
  • ---
  • *She rolled over so he was on top* "That better Master?"
  • ---
  • *gets off smiling*
  • ---
  • *She smiled up at him adoringly.*
  • ---
  • *smiles letting her up
  • ---
  • *she nuzzled under his chin, closing her eyes and murring.*
  • ---
  • eep! *giggles*
  • ---
  • *She kept nuzzling, occasionally kissing his neck.*
  • ---
  • t-taht tickles! x3
  • ---
  • *she grinned, and hugged him so his hooves were pinned against him, and began licking and kissing his neck repeatedly, intending to tickle him.*
  • ---
  • hihihih! s-stop that ! *whimpers and squirms
  • ---
  • "Nuu~!" *she giggled*
  • ---