Banner image made by Sometimes I'll post or reblog some cool pictures or poems.Mostly Roleplaying though, dragons and MLP usually. --- I also am great at GMod (or so I like to think) so I am open to requests of any variety if I have the models provided.
please take a moment to learn that there is a cult in Russia that worships Gadget Hackwrench as a Goddess…
i wasn’t going to reblog this but then i saw the tiki torches
humanity is so weird i love it
This is living proof humans are not as evolved as we think we are.
division
square roots
dividing percentages
IT EVEN FOILS
beautiful.
i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct
all. fucking. correct.
DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(
HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!
AHAHAHAHAHA-
oh my god
i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now
you can even solve geometric problems
or plot graphs
even 3D graphs!!!
Reblob to save a life
just reblobbed
OOOHHHHH MMMYYYY GGGGGOOOSSSSSHHHH!!!!
ask-the-garden-ponies-deactivat asked:
i-darkstar-x answered:
Biame opened her mouth, then closed it. Her cheeks were bright red and her antenna were quivering. She opened her mouth again, and again no sound came out. She was too stunned to speak, and instead just nodded, licking her lips as she salivated.
She nodded, and made grass grown around her new stallionhood, keeping it warm.
Garden: “it’s fun to play with you, we’ll have to keep you” she giggled laying on her chest
“Yes Ma'am~” Biame said, petting her mane.
(( Sorry, I GTG, family stuff.
Garden: “that feels good” she giggled at baime calling her ma’am
(( kk ttyl hope it’s nothing bad ))
Biame giggled as well and kept petting.
Garden: falls a sleep on your chest cuddling you
Biame closed her eyes and fell asleep as well, purring softly.
(( Timskip?
He tripped out
She literally said something in feline. She had to have
This certainly got my cats’ attention.
it looks so betrayed “i thought we were friends human”
She really must say something crazy, cause my two kitties came running towards my notebook and were searching for the source crazily.
Oh my god, I played this video and my cat looked at me SO FUCKING SHOCKED AND HE IS STILL STARING AT ME LIKE I SAID SOMETHING OFFENSIVE
LISTEN UP YALLS
•If you say “meh” high pitched it would mean “help”. Kittens use it a lot to get their mother’s attention before they open their eyes.
•If you do a tongue roll with a sharp “reah” at the end it would mean “come here”. My sister and I use it to call upon stray cats.
•body language is hard to describe. You usually need a tired and relaxed look to seem calm and purrsuasive (lol).
•tongue rolls with a slightly closed mouth can resemble purring in a way that helps attract cats.
•what the person used, or said, was a “help” and “I love you”. The cats body language dictates that it is surprised that a human could use this ability.
•we can’t fully communicate without tails and whiskers.
GO SAVE CATS NOW
I didn’t think anything would happen but now my cats are wandering around the house trying to find the source!
is this how christian couples takes baths together
I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….
straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives
Why are humans so weird.
Righty Tighty now has an SFM/Gmod model!
Download in the description and, if you have Gmod or SFM, use her as you please!
I-If you want…
http://pataponfan.deviantart.com/art/DL-Righty-Tighty-535010431
Would like pics if you use it for a hecking fun time
*evil laughter*
i-darkstar-x asked:
ask-morado-crafts answered:
*was sleeping in a tree*
“Not you can kill a zombie, but OK.” Rexi said, and put the heart back.
*her arm chanced back and fails back down as a shield appears around her heart* *uses her now free hand to pool the pins out her cock and clit*
After she took the nails out, Rexi stabbed the primary nerve cluster in her free arm, rending it useless. “Now where were we? Oh yes!” She said, then began to scoop out her intestines with her hooves, wrapping them around her neck like a scarf, again taking vp are you to break something.
*her arm was stil functional but just didn’t move it screaming in pain*
((i feald like adding this image))
“I bet you’re really horny huh?~” Rexi purred, reaching back and tracing her hoof up her member. She ripped out the rest of her intestines, leaving her abdomen empty. “Excuse me for just one moment.” She said, dropping her intestines in a Heap where they used to be, then walking off into the darkness.
*wimpers seeing her guts in a pile in her open chest*
A few minutes later, Rexi returned, carrying a small box. She set the box down and picked up a thin smooth plastic rod about 4 inches long. “No idea why there isn’t a sounding vibrator on the market. So I made one.” She said, turning it onto maximum and pushing it down her cumhole.
ahhhhhh!!!~~~~~~ *her cock trobs hard* and bulges from the tube*
“Pick an animal. Dragon, griffon, canine, porpoise, or normal pony?” Rexi said, looking at the five strap-ons she hap in her box.
t-that one then *points*
(( OK then.))
Rexi nodded, and strapped it to herself. “If you look down, you should be able to see me coming out on the other side.” Rex said, moving up to be sitting on her knees between her legs, lifting her up by her hips and getting ready to penetrate her tailhole. “What do you want in your marehood?”
i-i dont want enything in my holles! *struggles trowing out the gut pile in her body*
Rexi slammed inside her tailhole, the end poking out of the pile as she leaned over mad began to eat her intestines greedily, getting blood everywhere.
*she ouwns hard and as her body starts to heal back up forming new guts*
Rexi kept thrust, eating the new innards as they formed.d
*screams and mouws as you can see the dildo in her body*
Rexi grinned. “You taste good~” she murred, her mouth stained red with blood.
