Every Steam owner ever.
Reblog this if you’re still a virgin.
I want to see how many people are proud of it.
We’re like unicorns
UNICORN AND PROUD :D
it’s not like we get laid anyway bc we never leave our rooms.
I’ve been laid so many times like this one time I went up to my room and I lay down and then I got back up a few minutes later and then “lay” became past tense and that is how I get laid so often
Reblogging mostly for that last comment.
Probably going to be one forever. XD
i-darkstar-x asked:
Hush-a-Bye Baby
luximperiium answered:
“нυѕн, ℓιттℓє кιттєη, ∂ση'т ѕαу α ωσя∂.
мαмα'ѕ gσηηα ƒιη∂ уσυ α ƒℓєт¢нιη∂єя.
αη∂ ιƒ тнαт ƒℓєт¢нιη∂єя ωση'т ѕιηg,
мαмα'ѕ gσηηα вυу уσυ α ∂ιαмση∂ яιηg.
αη∂ ιƒ тнαт ∂ιαмση∂ яιηg тυяηѕ вяαѕѕ,
мαмα'ѕ gσηηα вυу уσυ α ℓσσкιηg gℓαѕѕ.
αη∂ ιƒ тнαт ℓσσкιηg gℓαѕѕ gєтѕ вяσкє,
мαмα'ѕ gσηηα вυу уσυ α ℓιттℓє gσgσαт.
αη∂ ιƒ тнαт ℓιттℓє gσgσαт ωση'т ρυℓℓ,
мαмα'ѕ gσηηα вυу уσυ α ¢αят αη∂ тαυяσѕ.
αη∂ ιƒ тнαт ¢αят αη∂ тαυяσѕ ƒαℓℓ ∂σωη,
уσυ'ℓℓ ѕтιℓℓ вє тнє ѕωєєтєѕт ℓιттℓє кιттєη ιη тσωη.”
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Are you, by chance, a mother?
This man is qualified to play as nightwing
This man is qualified to fuck me
I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too
And there ladies and gentlemen are the three sides of Tumblr: nerdy, horny, high
LOL
insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead asked:
Continue) yeah your probably right
i-darkstar-x answered:
He kissed the top of her head, and said, “Well, my shift is over, want to go to the city now?”
Yeah *she smiled
He smiled back, and nodded. “Excellent.” He said, then stood up, still holding her carefully in his palm. A large sliding door clanked open, revealing a short hallway that turned left. “I’m going to need to hide you until we get to the city, any ideas?” He asked, looking at her.
She shrugged
“Well, I suppose I could hide you under my tongue.” He thought out loud, tapping his chin.
insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead asked:
Continue) yeah your probably right
i-darkstar-x answered:
He kissed the top of her head, and said, “Well, my shift is over, want to go to the city now?”
Yeah *she smiled
He smiled back, and nodded. “Excellent.” He said, then stood up, still holding her carefully in his palm. A large sliding door clanked open, revealing a short hallway that turned left. “I’m going to need to hide you until we get to the city, any ideas?” He asked, looking at her.
I was going to sayo something about how OCs come to life, BUT NOW I’M CRYING??
NOPE.
A visual representation of when people forget the living human beings on the other side of a character.
WHAAAAAAAT!?!?