‘Cat gets Brain Freeze’
I literally cannot stop watching this.
Do you even have a brain?
insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead asked:
I don't see it
i-darkstar-x answered:
(( here it is ^^))
The drone reached her, and changed its spell to a telekinetic one, lifting her up a few inches and immobilizing her.
She purred and dozed off
He smiled, and continued petting her for as long as she was asleep.
She woke up after a while
He had fallen asleep, making an soft growling noise as he exhaled.
She smiled and stretched trying not to wake him
He remained asleep, smiling in his sleep.
She hovered up and landed softly on the ground
The room was huge, at least, to her.
She pawed at the ground a black shadow stretched in front of her and a black crystal grew in the middle the shadow vanished
(( ? ))
He purred a little in his sleep, yawning and rolling over.
She walked to it peering through like a mirror Luna or her mom looked shooked
Luna: Where are you!
Dream: hey keep it down I just want to tell you I’m fine bye mom * she broke the crystal and giggled a bit finally she was away
The dragon ((Whom’s name has decided to completely vacant my memory)) sat up, hearing the shatter. “Dream Heart?” He called out softly, looking around for her.
She flew over* yeah
He smiled and carefully took ahold of her, cradling her in his paws. “There you are little one, now where did you scamper off too?”
Oh no where just looking around
He nodded, and smiled. “Alright. Find anything?”
Nah except it’s really big
He smiled and said, “Size is relative. Maybe something you see isn’t big, and it’s actually you who’s small.” He gently ran the smooth side of a claw along her spine. “Perception can be everything.”
Hey, this post may contain sexually explicit content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead asked:
I don't see it
i-darkstar-x answered:
(( here it is ^^))
The drone reached her, and changed its spell to a telekinetic one, lifting her up a few inches and immobilizing her.
She purred and dozed off
He smiled, and continued petting her for as long as she was asleep.
She woke up after a while
He had fallen asleep, making an soft growling noise as he exhaled.
She smiled and stretched trying not to wake him
He remained asleep, smiling in his sleep.
She hovered up and landed softly on the ground
The room was huge, at least, to her.
She pawed at the ground a black shadow stretched in front of her and a black crystal grew in the middle the shadow vanished
(( ? ))
He purred a little in his sleep, yawning and rolling over.
She walked to it peering through like a mirror Luna or her mom looked shooked
Luna: Where are you!
Dream: hey keep it down I just want to tell you I’m fine bye mom * she broke the crystal and giggled a bit finally she was away
The dragon ((Whom’s name has decided to completely vacant my memory)) sat up, hearing the shatter. “Dream Heart?” He called out softly, looking around for her.
She flew over* yeah
He smiled and carefully took ahold of her, cradling her in his paws. “There you are little one, now where did you scamper off too?”
Oh no where just looking around
He nodded, and smiled. “Alright. Find anything?”
insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead asked:
I don't see it
i-darkstar-x answered:
(( here it is ^^))
The drone reached her, and changed its spell to a telekinetic one, lifting her up a few inches and immobilizing her.
She purred and dozed off
He smiled, and continued petting her for as long as she was asleep.
She woke up after a while
He had fallen asleep, making an soft growling noise as he exhaled.
She smiled and stretched trying not to wake him
He remained asleep, smiling in his sleep.
She hovered up and landed softly on the ground
The room was huge, at least, to her.
She pawed at the ground a black shadow stretched in front of her and a black crystal grew in the middle the shadow vanished
(( ? ))
He purred a little in his sleep, yawning and rolling over.
She walked to it peering through like a mirror Luna or her mom looked shooked
Luna: Where are you!
Dream: hey keep it down I just want to tell you I’m fine bye mom * she broke the crystal and giggled a bit finally she was away
The dragon ((Whom’s name has decided to completely vacant my memory)) sat up, hearing the shatter. “Dream Heart?” He called out softly, looking around for her.
She flew over* yeah
He smiled and carefully took ahold of her, cradling her in his paws. “There you are little one, now where did you scamper off too?”
open nsfw/sfw rp
- OM NOM NOM NOM
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- ((Tumblr was being slow and gave me the same notification twice.))
- *She moaned, looking down at his member, making her salivate. Before she could even realize what she was doing, she was on her knees, giving him a blowjob.*
- ---
- *he tries to cross his hooves in embaressmeant and sqeuals as he feels her uncronssing them adn soon enaf feelsher starting to lap at the tip moaning as his eyes roll back slighjtly ni his head his sheath quickly erecting to max size
- ---
- *she moaned softly as she began to Bob her head on his shaft, sucking it like a straw.*
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- *moans and gsps resting his hooves on her back whacking his tail*
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- *her sensitive wings began to unfurl as she kept sucking him off, her tail wagging back and forth like a pendulum.*
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- *moans and gasps drowling
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- "Mmphk~~" *she moaned, trying to stretch her tongue out to lick his balls.*
- ---
- *pants whacking ihs tail fastly as hsi tongue rolls out
- ---
- *Her horn lit up, magic surrounding and massaging his balls as she licked them.*
- ---
- moans louder and smiles drowling on her head his tonfue rolling out fully
- ---
- *she wrapped her younger around his shaft, stroking it back and forth as she kept bobbing her head.
- ---
- *moans louder panting saying inbetween moans with a deep bluash( l-lets take t-this to b-bed~
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- *she sucked as she pulled off, letting go with an audible "*pop!*" of air. She nodded, still blushing brightly.*
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- shivers and smiles walking to his bed
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- *she followed. Likikia was asleep in the canister, which was still on the bed.*
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- *smiles and lays on the bed
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- *She picked up the canister, looking at the hole. She wondered if she could fit her horn in it.*
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- *whackss hiks tail waiting
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- *she lifted it up to her horn, and pushed it down on her horn, sending a shiver of pleasure through her. She bent her head down, and went back to sucking him off, using a hoof to pleasure her horn with the canister.*
- ---
- *moans and pants smiling
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- *She moaned a lot more, a soft light coming from her horn.*
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- *pants and lays back
- ---
- *she loved his taste, stretching her jaw to fit his balls in her mouth as well, so she was sucking his member and his balls at the same time.*
- ---
- *scremas in joy
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- *She kept sucking, feeling his balls with her tongue, able to feel them churn.*
- ---
- *his cock throbs*
- ---
- *she sucked harder, wanting him to cum.*
- ---
- *moans loudly and cums
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- *She swallowed every drop, closing her eyes to feel it slither down her throat.*
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- *pants heavily tiwtchnig lightly* t-that was amazing~
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- *Twilight nodded.* "And delicious~"
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- *drows and twitches more
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- *She pulled the canister off her horn, and moaned, rubbing it's slick surface with her hoof.* "I-f I let you cum in me, will you suck my horn?~" *she asked, blushing brightly.*
- ---
- *blushes deeply his eyes widening as he wahcks his tail
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- "I-Is that a no?" *She asked, stroking her horn quicker without realizing it.*
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- Aaa
- n-no it a yes
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- *Twilight smiled shyly, and climbed on top of him, her marehood over his shaft, their bellies pressed together.*
- ---
- *blushes deeply panting heavily
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- *she lowered herself down, and let out a gasp of pleasure when he penetrated.*
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- *hem oans and gasps biting his lips hard
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- *her horn rested against his lips* "Ahh~~" *she moaned, taking in his whole length.*
- ---
- *luicks her horn
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- *she shivered cutely, closing her eyes tightly.* "A-Again~"
- ---
- *blushes and pants giggling and licks it agin
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- *she shivered again, moaning louder.* "Nya~~!"
- ---
- *blushes suckling the tip
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- *she gasped a little, and began to move her hips up and down, riding his shaft slowly.*
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- *moans and shivers
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- *her horn began to fizzle, giving it a fizzy-zesty taste.*
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open nsfw/sfw rp
- OM NOM NOM NOM
- ---
- ((Tumblr was being slow and gave me the same notification twice.))
- *She moaned, looking down at his member, making her salivate. Before she could even realize what she was doing, she was on her knees, giving him a blowjob.*
- ---
- *he tries to cross his hooves in embaressmeant and sqeuals as he feels her uncronssing them adn soon enaf feelsher starting to lap at the tip moaning as his eyes roll back slighjtly ni his head his sheath quickly erecting to max size
- ---
- *she moaned softly as she began to Bob her head on his shaft, sucking it like a straw.*
- ---
- *moans and gsps resting his hooves on her back whacking his tail*
- ---
- *her sensitive wings began to unfurl as she kept sucking him off, her tail wagging back and forth like a pendulum.*
- ---
- *moans and gasps drowling
- ---
- "Mmphk~~" *she moaned, trying to stretch her tongue out to lick his balls.*
- ---
- *pants whacking ihs tail fastly as hsi tongue rolls out
- ---
- *Her horn lit up, magic surrounding and massaging his balls as she licked them.*
- ---
- moans louder and smiles drowling on her head his tonfue rolling out fully
- ---
- *she wrapped her younger around his shaft, stroking it back and forth as she kept bobbing her head.
- ---
- *moans louder panting saying inbetween moans with a deep bluash( l-lets take t-this to b-bed~
- ---
- *she sucked as she pulled off, letting go with an audible "*pop!*" of air. She nodded, still blushing brightly.*
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- shivers and smiles walking to his bed
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- *she followed. Likikia was asleep in the canister, which was still on the bed.*
- ---
- *smiles and lays on the bed
- ---
- *She picked up the canister, looking at the hole. She wondered if she could fit her horn in it.*
- ---
- *whackss hiks tail waiting
- ---
- *she lifted it up to her horn, and pushed it down on her horn, sending a shiver of pleasure through her. She bent her head down, and went back to sucking him off, using a hoof to pleasure her horn with the canister.*
- ---
- *moans and pants smiling
- ---
- *She moaned a lot more, a soft light coming from her horn.*
- ---
- *pants and lays back
- ---
- *she loved his taste, stretching her jaw to fit his balls in her mouth as well, so she was sucking his member and his balls at the same time.*
- ---
- *scremas in joy
- ---
- *She kept sucking, feeling his balls with her tongue, able to feel them churn.*
- ---
- *his cock throbs*
- ---
- *she sucked harder, wanting him to cum.*
- ---
- *moans loudly and cums
- ---
- *She swallowed every drop, closing her eyes to feel it slither down her throat.*
- ---
- *pants heavily tiwtchnig lightly* t-that was amazing~
- ---
- *Twilight nodded.* "And delicious~"
- ---
- *drows and twitches more
- ---
- *She pulled the canister off her horn, and moaned, rubbing it's slick surface with her hoof.* "I-f I let you cum in me, will you suck my horn?~" *she asked, blushing brightly.*
- ---
- *blushes deeply his eyes widening as he wahcks his tail
- ---
- "I-Is that a no?" *She asked, stroking her horn quicker without realizing it.*
- ---
- Aaa
- n-no it a yes
- ---
- *Twilight smiled shyly, and climbed on top of him, her marehood over his shaft, their bellies pressed together.*
- ---
- *blushes deeply panting heavily
- ---
- *she lowered herself down, and let out a gasp of pleasure when he penetrated.*
- ---
- *hem oans and gasps biting his lips hard
- ---
- *her horn rested against his lips* "Ahh~~" *she moaned, taking in his whole length.*
- ---
- *luicks her horn
- ---
- *she shivered cutely, closing her eyes tightly.* "A-Again~"
- ---
- *blushes and pants giggling and licks it agin
- ---
- *she shivered again, moaning louder.* "Nya~~!"
- ---
- *blushes suckling the tip
- ---
- *she gasped a little, and began to move her hips up and down, riding his shaft slowly.*
- ---
open nsfw/sfw rp
- OM NOM NOM NOM
- ---
- ((Tumblr was being slow and gave me the same notification twice.))
- *She moaned, looking down at his member, making her salivate. Before she could even realize what she was doing, she was on her knees, giving him a blowjob.*
- ---
- *he tries to cross his hooves in embaressmeant and sqeuals as he feels her uncronssing them adn soon enaf feelsher starting to lap at the tip moaning as his eyes roll back slighjtly ni his head his sheath quickly erecting to max size
- ---
- *she moaned softly as she began to Bob her head on his shaft, sucking it like a straw.*
- ---
- *moans and gsps resting his hooves on her back whacking his tail*
- ---
- *her sensitive wings began to unfurl as she kept sucking him off, her tail wagging back and forth like a pendulum.*
- ---
- *moans and gasps drowling
- ---
- "Mmphk~~" *she moaned, trying to stretch her tongue out to lick his balls.*
- ---
- *pants whacking ihs tail fastly as hsi tongue rolls out
- ---
- *Her horn lit up, magic surrounding and massaging his balls as she licked them.*
- ---
- moans louder and smiles drowling on her head his tonfue rolling out fully
- ---
- *she wrapped her younger around his shaft, stroking it back and forth as she kept bobbing her head.
- ---
- *moans louder panting saying inbetween moans with a deep bluash( l-lets take t-this to b-bed~
- ---
- *she sucked as she pulled off, letting go with an audible "*pop!*" of air. She nodded, still blushing brightly.*
- ---
- shivers and smiles walking to his bed
- ---
- *she followed. Likikia was asleep in the canister, which was still on the bed.*
- ---
- *smiles and lays on the bed
- ---
- *She picked up the canister, looking at the hole. She wondered if she could fit her horn in it.*
- ---
- *whackss hiks tail waiting
- ---
- *she lifted it up to her horn, and pushed it down on her horn, sending a shiver of pleasure through her. She bent her head down, and went back to sucking him off, using a hoof to pleasure her horn with the canister.*
- ---
- *moans and pants smiling
- ---
- *She moaned a lot more, a soft light coming from her horn.*
- ---
- *pants and lays back
- ---
- *she loved his taste, stretching her jaw to fit his balls in her mouth as well, so she was sucking his member and his balls at the same time.*
- ---
- *scremas in joy
- ---
- *She kept sucking, feeling his balls with her tongue, able to feel them churn.*
- ---
- *his cock throbs*
- ---
- *she sucked harder, wanting him to cum.*
- ---
- *moans loudly and cums
- ---
- *She swallowed every drop, closing her eyes to feel it slither down her throat.*
- ---
- *pants heavily tiwtchnig lightly* t-that was amazing~
- ---
- *Twilight nodded.* "And delicious~"
- ---
- *drows and twitches more
- ---
- *She pulled the canister off her horn, and moaned, rubbing it's slick surface with her hoof.* "I-f I let you cum in me, will you suck my horn?~" *she asked, blushing brightly.*
- ---
- *blushes deeply his eyes widening as he wahcks his tail
- ---
- "I-Is that a no?" *She asked, stroking her horn quicker without realizing it.*
- ---
- Aaa
- n-no it a yes
- ---
- *Twilight smiled shyly, and climbed on top of him, her marehood over his shaft, their bellies pressed together.*
- ---
- *blushes deeply panting heavily
- ---
- *she lowered herself down, and let out a gasp of pleasure when he penetrated.*
- ---
- *hem oans and gasps biting his lips hard
- ---
- *her horn rested against his lips* "Ahh~~" *she moaned, taking in his whole length.*
- ---
- *luicks her horn
- ---
- *she shivered cutely, closing her eyes tightly.* "A-Again~"
- ---
- *blushes and pants giggling and licks it agin
- ---
- *she shivered again, moaning louder.* "Nya~~!"
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A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
I’m crYING
this is honestly my most favorite post ever. it pops up in my dash like at least twice a year and i just read it everytime and reblog it to relive this story.