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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jake-does-faggotry
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8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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hallowedhorrors

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

unicow-nak-nak

This site scares me so much.

thex-kid

Reblogging because that damn comment

psycho-brony

yes please thanks

i-darkstar-x

It’s one use though?

discordedwh00ves
xi-vi-xiv:
“bme-and-wttc:
“sherlysthougths:
“justthefangirl:
“timaeustestifieds:
“nudiemuse:
“recklesscloudz:
“Reblog and you’ll find money soon!
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Yes.
Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a...
recklesscloudz

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

nudiemuse

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

timaeustestifieds

reblobbed

justthefangirl

seriously have nothing to lose

sherlysthougths

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

bme-and-wttc

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

xi-vi-xiv

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

psycho-brony-deactivated2017012
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8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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hallowedhorrors

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

unicow-nak-nak

This site scares me so much.

thex-kid

Reblogging because that damn comment

psycho-brony

yes please thanks

i-darkstar-x

So people like their nullophilia.

I am a one of them.

insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead

insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead asked:

I don't see it

i-darkstar-x answered:

(( here it is ^^))

The drone reached her, and changed its spell to a telekinetic one, lifting her up a few inches and immobilizing her.

insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead

Nice to meet you

i-darkstar-x

Krydacion nodded. “I’m glad.” He said with another soft smile.

insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead

She smiled

i-darkstar-x

“How did you get here? The closest pony city is hundreds of miles away, Greenpoint, is it?” He asked.