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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
shywiser

open nsfw/sfw rp

  • OM NOM NOM NOM
  • you cant do that when your larger
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  • *soarik eeps and jumps back*
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  • *Mezra stood up, unharmed.* "Ahem, Er, sorry." *he said, bowing to the four Alicorns.*
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  • *giggles softly*
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  • "It's quite alright Mezzy." *Celestia said, smiling at him. He blushed a little when she used the petname. Twilight was looking up at the ceiling, seeing how it was modeled to look like ocean waves if you got the angle right.*
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  • mezzy? *snickers
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  • "Yeah yeah, keep laughing." *Mezra chuckled, then said,* "If you'll all just follow me, dinner is ready."
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  • *follows him
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  • *Celestia also followed, directly behind Mezra, followed by Luna, the Cadence, then Twilight.*
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  • keeps following
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  • *he leads them to the dining room, where the six places at the table have food placed at them.* "I prepared an old favorite of yours; 'Rega Maximus'." *Mezra said, smiling at Celestia. She responded by kissing his cheek, which made him squeak in surprise and blush.*
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  • soarik giggles more*
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  • *Mezra sat at his spot at the head of the table, Soarik on his right. The four Alicrons sat in a cow down the left.*
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  • *yawns lightly
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  • *The Rega Maximus smelled divine, savory and sweet, mouthwatering. It looked like steak, but had a dark orange color. It had a side of green cubes and mashed potatoes with brown gravy,*
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  • *tilds his head looking at it
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  • "Try some, it's good." *Mezra said, cutting and eating a piece off with his knife and fork. The princesses just used magic.*
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  • *looks at them a little jealosu before cutting his own*
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  • *Celestia's eyes widened, and she said,* "Oh Mezzy, it's delicious!" *Mezra smiled and nodded.* "Thank you very much."
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  • takes a bite
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  • *The taste is like that of meat, but much more savory and juicy. The meat itself has a smooth texture, and is extremely tender. The sauce has a rich creamy sort of flavor, accenting the meat's taste.*
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  • *drowls and eats greedily
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  • "So how is Project Zeta?" *Celestia asked. Mezra opened his mouth, glanced at Soarik, then said, "Good, good. It won't take much longer." *He answered.*
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  • *he loks confused*
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  • *Celestia smiled and nodded, and continued eating. Twilight glanced at Soarik, curious.*
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  • *shrugs at her not knowing it etheR*
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  • *she smiled at him a little,my hen went back to eating.*
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  • *goes bac kto eating as well
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  • *Once everyone had finished, Mezra tapped some things on his tablet/clipboard, and mechanical robot arms dropped down from the ceiling, refilling drinks and clearing their places.* "Let me guess, Mezzy... you prepared dessert?" *Celestia said. Mezra nodded.* "Yes ma'am."
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  • desert?! *soarik whacks his tail quickly*
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  • *Twilight and Cadence giggled at Soarik's reaction. Luna and Celestia smiled, while Mezra chuckled to himself.* "Yep, choose from the list, you can have whatever you like." *A selection device extended down, showing nearly 500 different kinds of desserts, each pictured. There was 86 flavor of ice cream alone!*
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  • err.... all of it? : D
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  • *Mezra nodded, smiling.* "Anything you like, Soarik." *he said,*
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  • all of it! *he says cheerfully
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  • "Push them all then." *Mezra said.*
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  • *pushes everything
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  • *Mechanical arms begin bringing down desserts, one of each kind going to Soarik.*
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  • o.o... *sees the table overflow* no regrets! *flails his hooves in the air*
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  • *The four princesses giggle at him, and Mezra smiles at them all, before digging into his peach cobbler.*
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  • *whacksh is tail happily and snickers looking where he should start
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  • *Twilight didn't have anything, and just sat quietly, sipping her drink. Cadence had at least 17 chocolate-related items, half of which she had eaten already. Luna had a Carmel sundae, and. Eldest is just had some sorbet.*
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  • *looks at twilight confused
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  • *Twilight smiled and waved a little.*
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  • *(smils at her shlyY*
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  • *She kept smiling, looking at his face.*
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  • *blushes a little
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  • *She blushed a little as well and looked down at her drink, biting her lip. Mezra began to type something on his tablet/clipboard.*
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  • *smiles shyly at her and starts eatngi slowly
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  • *Twilight decided to pick what Celestia was eating*
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  • giggl;es
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  • *she blushed a little more when she heard him, and tried to just focus on the dessert.*
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insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead

insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead asked:

I don't see it

i-darkstar-x answered:

(( here it is ^^))

The drone reached her, and changed its spell to a telekinetic one, lifting her up a few inches and immobilizing her.

insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead

Nice to meet you

i-darkstar-x

Krydacion nodded. “I’m glad.” He said with another soft smile.

insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead

She smiled

i-darkstar-x

“How did you get here? The closest pony city is hundreds of miles away, Greenpoint, is it?” He asked.

insaneparadoxandthewalkingdead

I ran away from my dads and moms castle

i-darkstar-x

“Why, if I may ask?” He said, tilting his head.

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skindeap

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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hallowedhorrors

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

unicow-nak-nak

This site scares me so much.

thex-kid

Reblogging because that damn comment

psycho-brony

yes please thanks

i-darkstar-x

It’s one use though?