Playing Battlefield 4 like

Me Hey guys.

(My team) *no response*

Me Hey, hey guys.

Teammate 1 ugh, what is it?

Me I found the 4th wall.

Teammate 2 Then brake it so we can flank them idiot.

Me *running around hiding from everyone* I'm breaking it in 3... 2... 1...... WHOA!

Teammate 1 What now? And where are you?

Me Holy crap that red shirt you're wearing right now is awesome.

Teammate 3 HOW THE **** DID YOU KNOW THAT!?!?

Me I told you, I broke the fourth wall. :3

*is kicked*

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