When you fail at trying picking girls to pick up...
We’re at the fairgrounds preparing for fair in a couple weeks, when this random guy, who’s maybe about 30 walks up to my group of friends, putting an arm over me and my other friend Ashley.
Random guy: Hey ladies can I get you a drink?
Me: I’m only 16.
Ashley: I’m only 20.
Me: and we both have boyfriends.
Ashley: in fact I have a fiance. *shows her engagement ring*
Random guy: Soooo…. is that a yes?…
The entire group: *shaking our heads slowly and giving him a variety of looks, from disappointed to disgusted*
Seriously dude…
Case and point: Humans are not as evolved as they think they are.