I Darkstar X's Tumblr — sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: loraclespeaks: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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togakiss

Let em rip

jasonsrustycrowbar

This is a totally accurate representation of what it’s like to work at a sex shop.

loraclespeaks

100%

Other fun things to do:

Handcuff your employees together and see who can free themselves first

Dramatic readings of “erotic fiction”

Dildo duels (lightsaber noises optional but recommended)

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex

The manic laughter

i-darkstar-x

YES