pros and cons of being friends with me

[punkukulele]

pros

• puns
• free baked goods
• honest opinions
• i laugh at everything
• you’re always the attractive friend
• i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
• i don’t judge

cons

• puns
• mental instability
• everything i say is annoying
• i repeat myself a lot
• i’m an anxious piece of trash
• i sing a lot
• i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
• mood swings
• i hardly go out