Text RP Starters

• [Text]: Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty~ ;)
• [Text]: Wtf why would you stick a baseball bat there
• [Text]: Do you think Domino's takes orders through texts?
• [Text]: Do you want me to pickup milk while I'm out?
• [Text]: Tbh Leo never deserved an oscar
• [Text]: The party's tonight at 8, you bring the dip and I bring the chips?
• [Text]: How horny can a lizard get?
• [Text]: stop sending me emojis I don't have a smart phone okay?
• [Text]: FYCK MY XBOX BROKE SHIT I DIDNT SAVE THE GAME RKTJG
• [Text]: There are usually goats in the river
• [Text]: We're out of toilet paper
• [Text]: I'm on my way, but what street do you live on again?
• [Text]: Picking up McDonald's, what do you want?
• [Text]: THEY KILLED HIM. THEY KILLED HIM WHAT THEF UCK THIS SHOW IS SO HEARTW RENCHING WHY'D YOU MAKE ME WATCH IT
• [Text]: It's literally two in the morning
• [Text]: K?
• [Text]: How's it going?
• [Text]: Umm...wrong number