[Text] Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty~ ;)

[Text] Wtf why would you stick a baseball bat there

[Text] Do you think Domino's takes orders through texts?

[Text] Do you want me to pickup milk while I'm out?

[Text] Tbh Leo never deserved an oscar

[Text] The party's tonight at 8, you bring the dip and I bring the chips?

[Text] How horny can a lizard get?

[Text] stop sending me emojis I don't have a smart phone okay?

[Text] FYCK MY XBOX BROKE SHIT I DIDNT SAVE THE GAME RKTJG

[Text] There are usually goats in the river

[Text] We're out of toilet paper

[Text] I'm on my way, but what street do you live on again?

[Text] Picking up McDonald's, what do you want?

[Text] THEY KILLED HIM. THEY KILLED HIM WHAT THEF UCK THIS SHOW IS SO HEARTW RENCHING WHY'D YOU MAKE ME WATCH IT

[Text] It's literally two in the morning

[Text] K?

[Text] How's it going?

[Text] Umm...wrong number