*turns to left*

*sees husband*

:DDDDDDDD

*turns left*

*sees Dell computer*

*turns around*

*sees eight Dell computers removed from network a while ago but not wiped or disposed of yet*

*turns right*

*two more Dell computers*

… I gotta go to the bathroom and see if I have scales anywhere.

meanwhile i’m a fucking sippy-cup dragon

you guys got nothing, i’m a xerox copies of outdated pipeline reports dragon

i guess i could make a pretty okay pile of them to curl up on but man, embarrassing

*looks over, sees cats napping on the chair beside her*

…….I can live with that

Pillows
You will never find me as I’m buried in floofy pillows. So long World!

Pillows, blankets, boyfriend. Yay!

Dirty paper plates. Seriously? *sets it all on fire*

((Drop-leaf tables?))

A Werewolf Little Red Riding Hood card for Force of Will. This is acceptable.

Ummmm….pillows and Stuffies - specifically Alpacas….. I’m ok with this~!

Uh….an energy drink……

Accurate

Chairs and curtains. I like my victims to be comfortable with my fine tastes in interior design.

*looks left, sees a dollar* mmmmMMMMMMONEY