“YOU ARE GROUNDED YOUNG LADY”
But dad all my my friends are on Tatooine. Oops forget I said that
“No more of your sass or I’ll have to think of an even worse punishment”
“Pfffftttt worse than being grounded with your creepy clone soldiers everywhere?
Like what?”
(One destruction of a home world later)
“….
JESUS CHRIST DAD”
“I feel I may have overreacted”
“I don’t like the idea of you dating a smuggler”
“Why don’t we ask mom what she thinks
OH WAIT”
“THAT WAS A LOW BLOW
THAT’S IT GO TO YOUR ROOM”
“MY ROOM WAS ON ALDERAN”
“Little Leia! We need to talk about this rebellious phase of yours!”
“IT IS NOT A PHASE, DAD! IT’S WHO I AM!”
I would read a 100k crack fanfic about this any day
“MY ROOM WAS ON ALDERAN”