I Darkstar X's Tumblr โ€” ask-prince-eagle-galaxy: ...

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See, thatโ€™s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I donโ€™t wanna
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ask-prince-eagle-galaxy:
“ask-ebony-the-nightmare:
“ask-prince-eagle-galaxy:
“ ask-ebony-the-nightmare:
“ piratedashmod:
“ twixie-answers-mod:
“ bestoffun:
“ forthefuns for the best fun
”
*crickets*
”
*crickets*
”
*spider noises*
”
^ THE SPIDER...
bestoffun

forthefuns for the best fun

twixie-answers-mod

*crickets*

piratedashmod

*crickets*

ask-ebony-the-nightmare

*spider noises*

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^ THE SPIDER NOISES. AGH. THE CHEESINESS. -w-

ask-ebony-the-nightmare

When translated roughly into equine, he was basically saying, “I want extend species with you then can eat me. I promise not run away while you laying you 10,000+ egg; I not scared get eaten by you.”

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Whaaaale theeen..

i-darkstar-x

Hey baby, is your vagina crusty? Because I’ve got the krabs.