[actualjackmorrison]

I’M THE DRAGON BORN :D

[paladinodanse]

I’m Dante from devil may cry 3 :o

[paperwick]

I farm good cause I Stardew Valley’d.

[kiwilapple]

I can turn garbage into weapons?

[rad-puppeteer]

Hopefully saving the world doesn’t involve fishing because I, as a farmer that explores caves, had neglected that skill. Again.

[piraticalpsyche]

Last played saints row and we all know how that ends (a bday party narrated by Jane Austen)

[gaymilesedgeworth]

i am a regular human attorney

[girlwholovesturtles]

Sonic but not even a good Sonic

[ask-oscar-and-femoz]

I’m a master thief

[kleinisms]

…steve

[dr-oobleck-isms]

Yoshi.

[evilkitten3]

i’m mako tsunami. wonderful.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

the dead cells guy from dead cells

[cyanpixels]

I can shoot myself in the head to cast wacky magic spells, yay?

[chickenwhite]

I’m a pokemon trainer. COME AT ME, BRO, I IV BREED FOR -FUN-.

[2mahnas]

Finally this comes up after playing something other then Starbound. Not that being the hero of Starbound would be bad.

I have Witcher Powers I have eat and drink things made out of the remains of my enemies and not die. I am the greatest!

[doubleclickthepony]

“I’ll be diving sideways in slow motion into a room full of aliens, shooting them up before they have a chance to react.  If their buddies arrive before I’m ready, I may have to take some painkillers to keep going.”

[that-one-gay-kid-luna]

I’m a goddamn race car driver. I’m fucked.

[lockezero]

Yeah

Originally posted by meme12345bunny

[ask-rainrunner]

Originally posted by das-blut

well kinda? its only got 70 rounds

[iowabrony231]

That is a Pershing tank 

[ask-rainrunner]

shush it was the tank i used in the last game i played

[i-darkstar-x]

Last game I played was Tank Universal

I’m not sure where I stand.