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Let this be remembered as the LITERAL WORST GAME OF BATTLEDIKS IN HISTORY, an absolute and total trainwreck of a round
This will be immortalized under the Garbage meme tag, the atrocious highlights of it for posterity is as following:
- Me and Nips both having a zombie dik dik and ghost dik dik WITH ARMOR from game start, each which require a minimum roll to KILL being 18 and 13 respectively, and their deaths requiring me to hit nips ghost with a guaranteed death attack and cell to use the strongest card in the game and all of us unanimously allowing him to use its most broken attack against me just to get rid of my invincible zombie
- Nips and Neigh DOUBLE TEAMING ME for 26 consecutive turns because “muh cell is new gotta go easy on him” memes, which consisted of nips STUNLOCKING my zombie for the vast majority of the game and both of them literally killing off all my other (shitty) cards until I ended up with an angel dik dik that could do literally nothing (other than eventually by chance resurrecting my dead ninja dik dik that also did literally nothing)
- Then once both my zombie and nips ghost had been forcibly removed THEY both proceeded to STUNLOCK CELL for another 10 or so turns so he could do virtually nothing while simultaneously trying to fuck me and each other and leaving cell mostly untouched
- Cell then proceeding to meme everyone super hard by bringing out another 5 star card followed by a series of absurdly shit tier rolls from the 2 surviving cards i had that just ended the game in forfeit
Just, the majority of the game it was literally “oh its my turn, time to do NOTHING” for well over an hour while i have nips to my left being a smug snide little shit and cell and neigh dying over how fukin cancer the rng and setup was.
And it’s not even like I was the only one hit by bad rng either, everyone had it bad, coupled with the fukin stunlock cards, so you had bad dice rolls + constant neverending stunlock + neigh and nips having the strategic oversight of a couple of toddlers trying to undermine one another and we ended up with what was by far the worst game of Battlediks to have ever been played by anyone.
Boy what a fucking experience.
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