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Playing Battlefield 4 like

• Me: Hey guys.
• (My team): *no response*
• Me: Hey, hey guys.
• Teammate 1: ugh, what is it?
• Me: I found the 4th wall.
• Teammate 2: Then brake it so we can flank them idiot.
• Me: *running around hiding from everyone* I'm breaking it in 3... 2... 1...... WHOA!
• Teammate 1: What now? And where are you?
• Me: Holy crap that red shirt you're wearing right now is awesome.
• Teammate 3: HOW THE **** DID YOU KNOW THAT!?!?
• Me: I told you, I broke the fourth wall. :3
• *is kicked*
• D:

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[keyframecreations]

Just finished my first ever Macro picture. A commission for Yellow07 on FurAffinity.

Since I’ll be heading to FurDu on the GoldCoast this week I thought it would be an appropriate background. I…apologise for wrecking the venue through the artistic medium of gigantic anthro shark girls.

I’m gonna say she’s listening to Ke$ha.

Perspective and lighting, yay!

[xenithion]

YOOOOOOO LOOKIT THIS SHARK

[i-darkstar-x]

Godzilla! We found your wife! Please come get her, she’s drunk!

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This appeared in my email one random moment when I was doing Maths today. The progress bar above my head still has yet to load.

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articoasters:

tapiocadumpling:

marco is so done with life

rest in pieces marco

i’m half sorry

Marco NOOOOOO- oh lol, half jokes

Well this joke seems half-arsed.

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[pandyssian]

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

[dameofspace]

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

[heyaeya]

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

[folie-a-tout]

OH MY GOD

[syristones]

I will never not laugh at this.

[i-darkstar-x]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU - i_darkstar_x.exe has stopped working

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Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs that you adore

[i-darkstar-x]

Yep. Some I even have a crush on.

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[haywyre420]

don’t skip this vine lol

[buried-a-lie]

HELP

[ravenbow]

DON’T SKK IP THIS FVINE

[ask-pegboard-nerds]

UNMUTE THIS

[i-darkstar-x]

The spinal cord of a killer whale cannot move like that!

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[marsvenusnsfw]

He’s a pretty fast climaxer, usually only pulling 1-2 minutes out of each session. And he gets off to Venus of course!

[i-darkstar-x]

Of course. ^^

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[ask-aj-crimson-midnight]

Mews are so carefree.

[i-darkstar-x]

If you’re happy and you know it do a flip!

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[cityofloves]

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

[pavlovs-schrodinger]

looks like this test was

a piece of cake

[90pulser]

Whelp, I suppose pi(e) would be on a math test…

[i-darkstar-x]

Pi. A mathematical term for 3.14159. How do you determine the area of the tin plate? You have to use pie.

<laugh track>